[Western Crossover] A Comedienne in Gotham

If you transmigrated to Gotham one day, what would you do first? Heroine: Obviously, I'd find the city's hero right away, tell him everything I know, and successfully get him to take me under his wing! A woman has moved into Wayne Manor. According to her, she's from another world, and she has to win Bruce Wayne's heart to survive. So, when she's interviewed, she gazes into the camera and says, "The Dark Knight is the light of my life. I will love him forever." Then, when asked who her favorite superhero is, she answers almost without hesitation, "Superdog." Bruce: ... Later, Bruce watches Jane sidle up to him with an article about the Brucie Girl, just so she can sing him "Too Far." He falls silent for two seconds, then finally asks the question that's been bothering him for ages: "Are you really trying to win me over?" Jane: Of course, darling. Trust me, everything I do is for that reason. /serious.jpg Bruce: ... Bruce: Could you turn off the music first?... P.S. 1. Silly, fluffy comedy. Everyone is wildly out of character, and the story is full of stereotypes. Slice of life, with a chaotic timeline and lots of original worldbuilding. Expect overused jokes, mentions of some pairings, and crossovers with things I'm interested in as background material. 2. Pairing: the brooding one. Age gap of about nine years. 3. Mainly first-person narration, with some third-person sections. The heroine is Chinese, an ordinary, useless person, and a bit silly. 4. Mainly Batfamily. 5. The ending is terrible. Check the comments for spoiler warnings before reading. Currently writing: [Western Crossover] So I'm an NPC After All Question: What would you do if you suddenly discovered you were an NPC? Answer: Thanks for asking. I'm in Gotham, and I just got a System. I learned that the city I live in is actually a huge action game, and I'm an NPC in it. Now I'm trying to figure out how to use this to get rich and reach the top! When Annie first got the game System, she was at least a little wary of it. But after completing a mission and receiving a game reward, Annie watched the balance in her bank account shoot up and couldn't help saying, "This is actually pretty great." I mean, how could there be a better boss than a game System that doesn't cause trouble, never makes unreasonable demands, offers generous benefits, and hands out money like it's nothing?! Annie: I've completely turned into an internet-addicted girl. This is great. P.S. 1. Everyone is wildly out of character, and the story is full of stereotypes. 2. The timeline is chaotic, with lots of original worldbuilding and original characters. The protagonist is essentially sweet and silly, and so is the author, so don't expect much logic. I write whatever comes to mind. Expect overused jokes and actor jokes, as well as lots of invented events and nonsense (important). There will be mentions of some pairings and crossovers with things I'm interested in as background material. 3. Pairing undecided. 4. And if anything makes you uncomfortable, run. Run fast, and don't look back. Coming soon: [Western Crossover] My Dad Is a Billionaire, but He's Bankrupt: A poor demon hunter and her former billionaire dad, who is bankrupt and might be a vampire [Western Crossover] Gotham Tales: Experience the joys of farming in Gotham! Also, fishermen don't have love, but farmers do (not really) [Western Crossover] Doctor... Who?: An unlucky girl and the Doctor go on an adventure! [Western Crossover] The Wayne Family Feud: An old mansion, wealthy-family scheming, and love triangles. It's all in The Wayne Family Feud (not really) Theme: Love must go both ways.