[Western Crossover] This Batkid Has Such a Brucey Vibe

New novel: [Western Crossover] How to Win Over the Dark Knight Coming soon: [Western Crossover] Mornings at the Wayne Household If you're interested, feel free to add them to your reading list! Synopsis: [Please read the author's notes first and make sure you're okay with them before reading.] Dorothy was an utterly ordinary good-for-nothing whose only talent was saying sweet things. Then one day, she got a System that made her stronger whenever she used cheesy pickup lines. All she had to do was say them to a superhero or supervillain. Dorothy: !!!!!!! Dorothy: Got it! I'm going to buy a book of cheesy pickup lines right now!! Later, a new superhero suddenly appeared in Gotham. She was incredibly strong, fast as lightning, and could punch the Joker and kick the Riddler... Under her slight shoulders, the citizens of Gotham felt a deep sense of security. But they couldn't understand one thing: why did this new superhero always spout a whole string of cheesy pickup lines before every fight? Dorothy: Don't ask. I'm just charging up my mana bar... Author's notes: 1. The heroine is a Bat-kid, and an over-the-top Mary Sue. 2. The characters are extremely out of character, especially Jason!!! There's no logic, just sugary fluff. The plot is extremely melodramatic and terribly written! Everything is my own headcanon. If you argue with me, you're right. 3. Mainly focused on Batfamily relationships. 4. Lots of original characters. 5. Jason is the love interest, but the romance is in the extras. 6. There will be lots of (emphasis on lots of) genderbent, out-of-character plotlines!!! The Batfamily has a tangled family dynamic, with multiple fake pairings!!!!! New novel: [Western Crossover] How to Win Over the Dark Knight I died, then came back to life. The System told me that if I wanted to keep living, I had to get Bruce Wayne's affection level up to 100%. Me: You know Bruce Wayne is actually Batman, right? Me: I'd rather reincarnate than try to win over Batman. Maybe in a few years, I'll get to see the DCEU reboot. System: ... P.S. 1. Silly, fluffy comedy. Everyone is extremely out of character. Slice of life. 2. The pairing isn't decided. Lots of tangled relationships, and you can pick your favorite. 3. First-person narration. The heroine is an ordinary, useless person, and a bit dim. 4. Mainly focused on the Batfamily. Coming soon: [Western Crossover] Mornings at the Wayne Household Q: What's it like to turn into a different person every morning? Mia: Thanks for asking. I just turned into a dragon, and now I'm worrying about how to hide my ears and tail from my new family. I've had a sore throat from a cold lately, so I hope I don't breathe fire in front of them /worried.jpg The Batfamily could tell Mia was different from them the first time they met her. She was cheerful and lively, innocent and adorable, like a flower growing in the sunshine that had never encountered darkness. They couldn't help feeling more protective of her. Then one day, they discovered their daughter/little sister had suddenly turned into a dragon, and could breathe fire. Everyone: ... P.S.: 1. Inspired by Martin Morning. 2. A Bat-kid story focused on Batfamily relationships. Everyone is extremely out of character. No logic, just sugary fluff. 3. The pairing isn't decided. Completed novels: [Western Crossover] My Whole Family Are Superheroes, Except Me [Western Crossover] Studying Hard in the Superhero World Theme: Let everyone feel loved