Top Boy Groups Share Their Thoughts

[Pre-receipt: "Dad, you let our voices out", "Super lazy salted fish is bound to four systems", please collect] [This article is a humorous article, thank you for reading~] Abandon is a popular black and red boy band with a total of five members, four of whom are the most popular members all year round. The boss has a love brain and is obsessed with a certain movie star. In order to pursue love, he entered the entertainment industry in a high-profile manner, and he surrounds him every day like a licking dog. The second child has yin and yang eyes and a light horoscope. He bumped into Ah Piao frequently since he was a child. He was often frightened to the point of going crazy, crawling around everywhere with countless black pictures. The third child, Fu Di Mo, is an adopted son of a wealthy family who was treated harshly, but he devoted himself to his adoptive parents' family. He was sucked for blood and had not yet recovered. The fourth son is a resentful husband from a wealthy family, has a bad temperament, is weak and can be bullied, is extremely depressed, and can only wash his underwear with a cold face. The above four people have contributed almost all of Abandon's popularity, and gossip can support a number of marketing accounts. Lao Wu is a small, transparent and slimy 18th-line guy who has no sense of existence among the top celebrities. Several people worked on their own and didn't know each other well at all. Until one day, they actually shared their thoughts. It was a variety show at that time. They played "You draw and I guess" to set a new record. They played "Quick Question and Answer" to know the other people well. They played "Password Relay" with an accuracy rate of 100%. Their tacit understanding was extraordinary. Xiti hot search #Abandon hun#. The only fans who are in a state of tearing apart:! ? ! ? ! ? What the hell? You're telling me Abandon has a group spirit! ? After "sharing their voices", the few of them had no secrets to speak of. However, the four top leaders soon discovered that they could hear Xiao Wu's voice, but Xiao Wu could not hear them and knew nothing about it. But Xiao Wu, who is unknown and talkative, is afraid of others, but in his heart... It makes people cut their buttocks with a knife, and it opens their eyes. When a certain movie star "doesn't take the initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility" towards his boss—— Xiao Wu is calm and harmless on the surface, but in his heart: [Mei* is so bad, how dare this big dog pretend to be innocent? Watch me break his legs. The next day, the actor broke his leg and went to the hospital. The rest of Abandon:? The second child bumped into a ghost again, screaming and crawling all over the floor—— Xiaowu looks weak and well-behaved, but in his heart: [The ghost king likes the second child, how dare he scare people in front of me? Kill all his lair tonight. The next day, a bunch of monsters and demons knelt in front of Lao Er's door and begged for forgiveness. The rest of Abandon:? ? ? When the third/fourth child is bullied again—— Xiao Wu is innocent and ignorant on the surface, but in his heart: [Now any big swordsman dares to bully my people! ? Okay, they're all sharks. The rest of Abandon:? ? ? ? ? Xiaowu, ah, no, Brother Wu, please calm down! Calm down! ! ! The four people rushed to Xiao Wu and said all kinds of sweet things to him: "Fifth brother, you may not know much about it. Times have changed. Let's just say it is not popular here to kill someone directly." "Yes, fifth brother. After all, friends who often kill people should know that it is easier to kill than to bury the body." "That's right, fifth brother, don't be angry. Come and read with me. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good." The stupid hair on Xiaowu's head shook, and he looked cute: "Huh?" Agent passing by: "Crazy! Everyone is crazy!!!" And later... Abandon's stage exploded, their singles exploded, and they transformed from black and red to a truly top-notch boy band. What makes fans even more teary-eyed is that the eldest brother cut off love without being a licker, the second child is free of ghosts and is in high spirits, the third child successfully leaves home and is relaxed, and even the fourth child took a hard turn, divorced and left, leaving his ex-husband to the wind. Everyone is celebrating! Agent: (wiping away tears) "It's better to be crazy, it's better to be crazy!" Small Theater At a certain celebration banquet, Xiaowu met Shen Guanchao, the group's boss. He thought with an innocent look on his face: [It looks good, I will take it back and use it as a furnace tomorrow. Just think about it. Unexpectedly, the next second, his teammates gathered around and started yelling at the big boss: "Mr. Shen, come and meet our fifth brother. Don't be disrespectful." "Fifth brother is unmarried this year. Mr. Shen, if you have the opportunity, you must seize it." "I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Shen, you don't want to reject the love of a god, do you?" Xiao Wu was stunned and almost burst into tears: [What... I... I... Am... Not... Me... They...] Boss Shen was very calm. He drank the champagne in one gulp, put the glass down steadily, looked at Xiao Wu, and curled his lips: "I agree. Let's go?" **The society is afraid, but the person who keeps talking loudly in his heart is attacked by the gentleman who is gentle in appearance and actually sick. The attack came late. **Micro group portrait. There is pure friendship between teammates. **The characters have no prototypes. Don't substitute them into the third dimension. In reality, no company would name the boy band "Abandon", haha. [Advance collection of "Daddy, You've Let Our Hearts Out", please collect] "The Cage" is a rich and bloody masterpiece, and the relationships between the characters are a mess. On average, each character has one Bai Yueguang, two illegitimate children, three lovers, and four stand-ins. At every banquet, someone has an affair, someone catches someone cheating, and someone slaps each other. Wen Liang walked in. Dressed as an unloved real young master, a substitute for the fake young master, and is about to be married to a violent and sick disabled boss. The sky collapse begins. This is really... Wen Liang: (Excited) (Excited) (Blood is burning) This is really great! Wen Liang has a twisted quirk: he is keen on snooping and digging out the deepest secrets hidden in others. Therefore, he was bound to the Bagua system, and the golden finger "can designate any person within ten meters and listen to his heart." This world full of secrets is a paradise to him! He began to explore with ease, digging into wherever there was a lot of gossip. As a result, he became a waiter in a club, a pianist in a high-end restaurant, the front desk of a star-rated hotel, and a plumber who came to repair homes... I wish I could work ten hours without missing any gossip. But he got one thing wrong: The designated person's voice can be heard not only by himself, but also by everyone around him, which is equivalent to being released outside. In the hotel lobby, the boss looked indifferent, while the substitute endured the humiliation. The next second the substitute's voice was released: [If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have saved him and let him drown! Wen Liang: Wow, it turns out that the person who saved Mr. Ba was a substitute, not Bai Yueguang—eh? Why is Boss Ba so shocked, as if he is about to cry? At the wedding scene, the newlyweds confessed their true feelings, making others envious. In the next second, my heartfelt voices were simultaneously released: [I got married because of his brother. Brother, open the door, I am your brother! [The son of an old friend has the appearance of an old friend. But he didn't smile like his father. Wen Liang: Wow, it's actually a double double. It's so exciting—eh? Why did they start fighting? At the wealthy dinner party, in a well-dressed and shadowed room, the fake young master of the Wen family was the center of the crowd. The next second, the fake young master's voice was released: [The wine is drugged, I must sleep with him today! ! Um? What are you looking at me for? Damn, wait, could it be me—— The man ran ten meters away in a hurry. Wen Liang: Damn it, who is he going to sleep with? I must catch him! Everyone present watched silently as the real young master of the Wen family chased the fake young master around the banquet hall. The fake young master's voice continued intermittently. Everyone suddenly realized: It turned out that it was not ghosts and gods causing trouble, but simply an extra living father. There will be a banquet later, and everyone will be respectful to the living father, but they really need to stay away from him. Until the Chu family's banquet. The "violent and sick" disabled boss sat at the main seat with an expressionless face, while all the guests stayed in place with awkward smiles, just waiting for the unlucky guy to be selected by Wen Liang and publicly executed. Wen Liang: Oh, my fiancé is so handsome! It's him! The next second, Chu Huaiyi's heartfelt voice rang in everyone's ears: [Wen Liang is my fiancé. Anyone who dares to bully him will go bankrupt tomorrow. Wen Liang: ... Who? Who was bullied? Me? Everyone: ... Who? Who bullied the living father? Us? * Chu Huaiyi has been able to hear the voices of people around him since he was a child. He is used to hearing intrigues and intrigues, and has nothing but disgust for the world. Until one day, someone special comes. And he heard the same voice from the waiters in the club, the pianist in the restaurant, the front desk of the hotel, and the plumbers who came to the door. [Advance collection of "Super Lazy Salted Fish is Bind to Four Systems", please collect it] Jiang Yubai is a lazy man. He can't sit when he can lie down. He can't stand when he can sit. If he takes more than 20 steps on WeChat every day, he is considered to be exercising. Once he died wearing a book, he became a fake young master of the wealthy Jiang family. He will be kicked out of the house in three months. Jiang Yubai: Okay, let's lie down for three months. As a result, four system sounds sounded in my head at the same time: [Hello host - Hey, why are there other systems? After a period of confusion, he learned that he had actually bound four systems. Four! This is going to cost him his life! ! ! Jiang Yubai lay down peacefully, pulled up the quilt, and closed his eyes tightly: "How about you just treat me as dead." Systems: [Stand up, host! I will reward you with 100 million US dollars/a mansion by the sea/a mine/dozens of male models! Jiang Yubai: [... I'm alive. The four systems belong to different groups and have different tasks: Datong belongs to the "Redemption Group" and needs to redeem the biggest villain in the original book, the brutal legal expert, who is Jiang Yubai's eldest brother. The second group belongs to the "Fate-Changing Group" and needs to save Bai Yueguang, who died young in the book, and destroy himself to the king, Jiang Yubai's second brother. Santong belongs to the "vicious male supporting team" and needs to bully the protagonist Long Aotian, who is the real young master and Jiang Yubai's nominal third brother. Si Tong belongs to the "cute pet group" and needs to play the role of a cat and be pampered to heaven. Jiang Yubai: (Subway old man's mobile phone) Add more money! Did you hear that? More money! After the salary increase, Jiang Yubai started working diligently. But because I am too lazy to move, I complete most of my tasks by lying on the bed and playing with my mobile phone. He established the vest number 1, replaced it with Zhang San as his avatar, and sent his elder brother a law-enforcement video every day, talking about the daily life in prison, and educating him on love and peace. He created Vest No. 2, Put on a bald Chinese medicine doctor as his avatar, and sent health tutorials to his second brother every day, with the catchphrase "Moisture is heavy, so it needs to be taken care of." He created a vest number 3, replaced it with Yanzhen as his avatar, verbally insulted the fake young master every day, and sent him 20 pickup codes to ask him to pick up the express delivery for him. He built vest number 4 and would lie around all day doing nothing. If he was beaten, he would punch and kick the whole family and attack with cat punches. Systems: ... Host, please be more serious! At least move it! Jiang Yubai: Ha. Mortals do not understand the realm of God. After a while—— The boss has corrected his evil ways and is obsessed with charity and volunteer work. The company even abides by the labor laws meticulously. The second child is in good health, has a normal mind, keeps his feet in good health, and loves life. The third child is becoming more and more forbearing, and soon "I can't bear it anymore. I don't have to endure it for another three years. The Dragon King has returned to take back everything I have." Progress is rapid. Jiang Yubai was very satisfied. But there are too many characters, and there are always times when the secret is revealed. Jiang Yubai was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone when Master Zhen came over. This man loves rua cats. Jiang Yubai reflexively opened his mouth and said: "Meow~" The real young master lowered his head and looked down at him, his expression gloomy and unclear. Finally, he curled his lips and said, "Isn't it just that I don't want to leave the Jiang family?" "No need to seduce anyone else. Seduce me." [Small theater half a year later] Mr. Jiang, who was recuperating overseas, finally returned to China. Butler: Master, it's not good! Your real son is a giver, your fake son is a giver, your two sons, ah no, your four sons are all a giver! Old man:? ? ? Butler: Your real son and your fake son are together! Your eldest son and your second son wanted to stop this marriage and started a fight with your third son! Old man:? ? ? ? ? Housekeeper: By the way, our cat has disappeared! Old man:? ? ? ? ? ? ? He slapped the table, blew his beard and shouted with eyes wide open: "Where are those traitors? Come back soon, let's find the cat first!" Purpose: Bravely save your own life