[The sequel to the next article "Wealthy Stepdad, Shameless Parenting" is now open! Sisters, come and renew our relationship~]
[This article is written in a relaxed and sandy style, it is finished, everyone can rest assured~]
After Qiao Xia died unexpectedly, he became the protagonist of a bloody novel about running with a ball. He and the protagonist will go through a series of stories in which "he escapes, he chases, and they are unable to fly", and in the end he ends up being inexplicably HE.
Qiao Xia: (questioning calmly) Why did I walk in?
System: Because it is detected that the host is very proficient and good at the business of "running with the ball".
Qiao Xia: That's because I like to play football! ! !
Qiao Xia originally refused, but due to various circumstances, he and the protagonist Gong Yan Yunxi ended up getting together.
Fortunately, Yan Yunxi has a handsome appearance, a sharp profile, and an ascetic personality. He is awe-inspiring and hard to invade, making people want to climb.
Qiao Xia: OK, I agree. Come.
After the spring breeze, the iceberg melted, and Qiao Xia took the ball and ran away before the plot of sadomasochism began.
It turns out that he is really good at running with the ball.
His ball turned into a cub, and the cub slowly grew up and became self-taught. He learned programming, stock trading, and hacking, and became the famous Teletubbies - ah, no, a genius baby.
In the past six years, Qiao Xia has let herself go, flourished, and lived happily. The story of "it is difficult to fly even if you have wings" has not yet begun.
Yan Yunxi, basically, catch, no, stop, him.
Six years later, the system task deadline was approaching, and Qiao Xia reluctantly returned to China.
Yan Yunxi looked at Bingxue's cute child and gritted his teeth: "Qiao Xia, you can do it, you can be ruthless, you can do it."
According to the original work, there should be 20 chapters of bloody misunderstandings here, but——
Qiao Xia: "Yours."
Yan Yunxi:?
Qiao Xia: "I gave birth to him."
Yan Yunxi:? ? ? ? ?
Qiao Xia: "Forget about the polite words, let's fast forward to the 'It's hard to fly with wings' section."
He picked up the baby and ran away.
Yan Yunxi tried to chase.
He ran very hard, but he... Couldn't catch up.
I just can't catch up! ! ! I can't catch up at all! ! ! How could his wife run so fast!
He decided to start with his son.
Yan Yunxi coaxed in a gentle voice: "Baby, help me catch your dad, and I'll buy you Ultraman, okay?"
His son glanced at him: "Call me Mr. Qiao."
*The sand sculpture E is a little clever ghost; the iceberg attacks with abstinence and thaws for love.
*Shou runs very fast, metaphysically fast. But I won't participate in the Olympics or anything ()
*Thank you everyone!
[Advance collection of "Wealthy Stepdad, Foolish Parenting", please collect]
Cheng Leyan was uninhibited and indulgent all his life and only loved money. In order to make money, he worked five jobs. As a result, he died unexpectedly and became the greedy and vicious cannon fodder stepfather in a novel.
The original owner married into a wealthy family because of her horoscope, but she couldn't satisfy her desires and did nothing. She punched Nanshan Nursing Home and tortured the vegetative old man; kicked Beihai Kindergarten and abused her cub stepson.
The stepson later became the main villain of the book, and the original protagonist was extremely miserable.
Cheng Leyan: ... Hey, let's get divorced and run away.
As a result, Lao Gong's mother threw a check over her: "This month's living expenses are one million. What did you just say? Divorce?"
Cheng Leyan grabbed the check, looked at it again and again, and finally raised his head and said enthusiastically: "Mom! You are my biological mother! Come and sit here, and I will kowtow to you first."
Rong's mother sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: No, is he sick?
The future villain is now just a soft and sweet cub with big eyes and long eyelashes, super cute.
Cheng Leyan couldn't control his sinful hands and rushed towards the cub.
The cub shivered, thinking it was going to be beaten again, but unexpectedly, the stepfather kissed and hugged him, lifted him up, and then shook him.
While shaking, he chanted in a measured tone: "Dudududu, start the rocking car! Dad's father is called Grandpa, and Dad's mother is called Grandma~"
The cub sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: "Bu Su, is he Su Su sick?"
*
Rong Wang was in a vegetative state for a year after the car accident and was still unconscious. However, one day, the groggy soul suddenly heard an energetic voice:
"Yo ho! There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave made his debut! Husband, I will protect your health!"
"Next, I will broadcast today's news for you. The first one: A man in Qingdao was caught as a big fish when he was diving. After untying him, he changed places to dive and was caught again. Hahaha, hahahahaha!"
Rong Wang:………………
What a mess. Who is your husband.
Rong Wang could gradually hear more sounds.
He listens to his "wife" reading him shady news and inspirational jokes every day, and also knocks electronic wooden fish for him to accumulate cyber merits and help him meet the mechanical Buddha as soon as possible and achieve online bliss.
Rong Wang: I'm determined, my wife.
For some reason, my little wife is always worried that her son will become a love-minded legal maker. Various educations:
"Bao, why are you talking about love? It's vulgar, you have to talk about money!"
"If you ask me what love is in this world, the first thing is banknotes and the second thing is red envelopes."
"Bao, look at your biological father, he is so handsome. With money, I can get ten male models like him with one phone call!"
Rong Wang: ... Ten.
Ten, right?
Male model?
I. Horse. Superior. Awake.
[Advance collection of "After Sharing the Voices of Top Boy Groups", please collect it]
Abandon is a popular black and red boy band with a total of five members, four of whom are the most popular members all year round.
The boss has a love brain and is obsessed with a certain movie star. In order to pursue love, he entered the entertainment industry in a high-profile manner, and he surrounds him every day like a licking dog.
The second child has yin and yang eyes and a light character. He bumped into Ah Piao frequently since he was a child, and he was often frightened to the point of going crazy.
The third child, Fu Di Mo, is an adopted son of a wealthy family who was treated harshly, but he devoted himself to his adoptive parents' family. He was sucked for blood and had not yet recovered.
The fourth son is a resentful husband from a wealthy family, has a bad temperament, is weak and can be bullied, is extremely depressed, and can only wash his underwear with a cold face.
The above four people have contributed almost all of Abandon's popularity, and gossip can support a number of marketing accounts.
Lao Wu is just a passerby, with a background board that is so transparent that he has no sense of existence.
Several people worked on their own and didn't know each other well at all. Until one day, something strange happened:
They actually shared their thoughts.
It was a variety show at that time. They played "You draw and I guess" and set a new record. They played "Quick Question and Answer" and knew other people well. They played "Password Relay" with an accuracy rate of 100%. Their tacit understanding was extraordinary.
Xiti hot search #Abandon hun#.
The only fans who are in a state of tearing apart:! ? ! ? ! ?
What the hell? You're telling me Abandon has a group spirit! ?
After "sharing their voices", the few of them had no secrets to speak of.
It's just that the four top players soon discovered that they could hear Lao Wu's voice, but Lao Wu couldn't hear them at all and knew nothing about the "voice sharing" incident.
But that little transparent guy who is unknown, talks little and is restrained, his inner voice is...
It makes people cut their buttocks with a knife, and it opens their eyes.
When a certain movie star "doesn't take the initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility" towards his boss——
Xiao Wu is calm and harmless on the surface, but in his heart: [You can get grass and plums, how dare this big dog pretend to be innocent? Watch me break his legs.
The next day, the actor broke his leg and went to the hospital.
The rest of Abandon:?
The second child bumped into a ghost again, screaming and crawling all over the floor——
Xiaowu looks weak and well-behaved, but in his heart: [The ghost king likes the second child, how dare he scare people in front of me? Kind of. I slaughtered all his lairs.
The next day, a bunch of monsters and demons knelt in front of Lao Er's door and begged for forgiveness.
The rest of Abandon:? ? ?
When the third/fourth child is bullied again——
Xiao Wu is innocent and ignorant on the surface, but in his heart: [Now any big swordsman dares to bully my people! ? Okay, they're all sharks.
The rest of Abandon:? ? ? ? ?
Xiaowu, ah, no, Brother Wu, please calm down! Calm down! ! !
The four people rushed to Xiao Wu and said all kinds of sweet things to him:
"Fifth brother, you may not know much about it. Times have changed. Let's just say it is not popular here to kill someone directly."
"Yes, fifth brother. After all, friends who often kill people should know that it is easier to kill than to bury the body."
"That's right, fifth brother, don't be angry. Come and read with me. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."
The stupid hair on Xiaowu's head shook, and he looked cute: "Huh?"
Agent passing by: "Crazy! Everyone is crazy!!!"
And later...
Abandon's stage exploded, their singles exploded, and they transformed from black and red to a truly top-notch boy band.
What makes fans even more teary-eyed is that the eldest brother cut off love without being a licker, the second child got rid of the ghost spirit and was in high spirits, the third child successfully left home and became relaxed, and even the fourth child finally had a hard time, divorced and left, leaving his ex-husband to the wind.
Everyone is celebrating!
Agent: (wiping away tears) "It's better to be crazy, it's better to be crazy!"
Small Theater
At a certain celebration banquet, Xiao Wu met the company's boss Shen Guanchao.
He looked innocent and thought: [It looks good, I will take it back and use it as a furnace tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, the next second, his teammates gathered around and started yelling at the big boss:
"Mr. Shen, come and meet our fifth brother. Don't be disrespectful."
"Fifth brother is unmarried this year. Mr. Shen, if you have the opportunity, you must seize it."
"I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Shen, you don't want to reject the love of a god, do you?"
Xiaowu was so stunned that he almost burst into tears: [Grass... I... I ride on a horse... Not... I...]
Boss Shen was very calm. He drank the champagne in one gulp, put the glass down steadily, looked at Xiao Wu, and curled his lips: "I agree. Let's go?"
Purpose: Love needs to be sincere and frank
Reader comments
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I always feel that it is similar to the signed work "I rely on learning to survive", and the copywriting is very similar.
Let's not write about the great tragedy of running to a star in a parallel space and dying~~
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah three chapters in a row! So happy [come on] [come on] [come on]
Zhan, I'm very happy. If you haven't read the comments before this chapter, I hope you can work hard and see this one. Although I also want to read the article from Bian Ni's perspective and see the world from his eyes
Sister, please update? Just update it (carefully urge it) and come on! ! !
Don't be scared to death when you wake up [dog head]
(Watching updates) (Being laughed to death) (Reading it soon) (Exiting) (Still not finished) (Re-entering) (Watching it again) (Exiting) (Waiting for updates) (Want to read another episode) (Difficulty breathing) (Itchy body) (Crying) (Howling) (Crawling all over the floor)
I always feel that it is similar to the signed work "I rely on learning to survive", and the copywriting is very similar.
Let's not write about the great tragedy of running to a star in a parallel space and dying~~
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah three chapters in a row! So happy [come on] [come on] [come on]
Zhan, I'm very happy. If you haven't read the comments before this chapter, I hope you can work hard and see this one. Although I also want to read the article from Bian Ni's perspective and see the world from his eyes
Sister, please update? Just update it (carefully urge it) and come on! ! !
Don't be scared to death when you wake up [dog head]