[This blurb isn't very good. I've revised it several times, but I'm still not satisfied. The story itself is better, though. I also think the later part is better than the beginning, so it takes a little while to get going. Thanks for reading!]
Ye Yituan spent ten years in the post-apocalyptic world. After reaching max level, he transmigrated back.
One second he was wreaking havoc among hordes of zombies, and the next, someone was pointing a finger at him and yelling, "You're nothing but a stand-in!"
Ye Yituan: ...I have no idea what you're talking about, but I don't think anyone would object if I beat you up first.
He soon learned that only one year had passed in this world. During that time, he'd somehow become the stand-in kept at home by Young Master Fu.
And just like that, the frail stand-in became both incredibly strong and incredibly ridiculous.
At a grand banquet, the stand-in stuffed himself and swept the table clean, as if he hadn't eaten in several lifetimes, inviting all kinds of mockery.
But when the banquet ended, he kicked the door shut. "Nobody leaves until you've finished eating! Let's see who dares waste food!"
At a party, Young Master Fu's friends mocked the stand-in with wild abandon, acting unbearably arrogant.
But the stand-in lashed them with a whip, leaving them dangling from the chandelier. "Your dad never taught you how to speak like a human being. I'll teach you."
In an upscale neighborhood, the young masters of wealthy families ran ahead, panting, while the stand-in strolled along behind them, cracking his whip and urging them on with a cold stare. "Faster, faster! At this speed, you think you'll outrun the zom... me?"
With his own strength, Ye Yituan cleaned up the entire wealthy elite of City A. It wasn't that nobody tried to resist. It was just that everyone who dared defy him was pinned to the ground and subjected to merciless roughhousing.
Afterward, they all declared, "Boss Ye is right to teach us a lesson. He's doing it for our own good. We're happy to stay under his thumb." What a joke. There was no escaping him.
While being roughed up, Young Master Fu realized he'd fallen in love long ago. He tried to win Ye Yituan back. "They say a good horse never eats the grass behind it, but you know I'm not a horse."
The next day, however, he was sent to brush horses by the head of the Fu family, his uncle Fu Mingcheng.
Young Master Fu ran back to the family estate to plead his case, only to see his uncle, who had always renounced love, holding his former stand-in close, his face full of tenderness and affection. "Tuantuan, the Fu family estate would make a perfect shelter. Why don't you move in?"
[Reading Guide]
1. This is a goofy comedy, with some ridiculous setups. For example, when the love interest eats, he inhales his food so ferociously that he creates tiny tornadoes. Please read only if you're okay with that.
2. The love interest is the uncle who appears at the end of the blurb. There's actually quite a lot of romance.
3. The protagonist's name is Ye Yituan, with the Tuan from "turbulent flow," not Ye Yichuai, haha.
4. It also includes some sci-fi and mystery elements (I'm begging you, orz).
[Coming Soon: Six Years on the Run with a Baby, Then I Became a Marathon Champion]
After Qiao Xia died unexpectedly, he transmigrated into the protagonist's role in a melodramatic novel about running away with a baby. He was supposed to go through a series of "he runs, he chases, neither can escape" antics with the male lead, and then somehow get a happy ending.
Qiao Xia: (calmly asking) Why was I the one who transmigrated into this story?
System: Because we detected that the Host is highly skilled and experienced at "running away with a baby."
Qiao Xia: That's only because I love playing soccer!
Qiao Xia initially refused, but after one mishap led to another, he still ended up in bed with the male lead, Yan Yunxi.
Fortunately, Yan Yunxi was handsome, with sharp features and a cold, chaste personality that made him seem untouchable. He was very tempting to pursue.
Qiao Xia: Okay, I'm in. Let's do this.
After many a night of passion, the iceberg melted, while Qiao Xia got pregnant and ran for the hills before the angsty romance could begin.
As it turned out, he really was good at running away with a baby.
His baby became a little boy, who gradually grew up and taught himself programming, stock trading, and hacking, becoming a famous little genius far and wide.
Over the six years, Qiao Xia let loose, living life to the fullest and having a great time. The "neither can escape" storyline hadn't even begun.
Yan Yunxi simply could not catch him.
Six years later, with the System's mission deadline looming, Qiao Xia reluctantly returned to the country.
Yan Yunxi looked at the adorable child, so cute he could melt snow, and gritted his teeth. "Qiao Xia, you're something else. You're ruthless. You really can do this."
According to the original story, this was where twenty chapters of melodramatic misunderstandings should begin, but...
Qiao Xia: "Yours."
Yan Yunxi: ?
Qiao Xia: "I gave birth to him."
Yan Yunxi: ?????????
Qiao Xia: "Let's skip the pleasantries and fast-forward to the 'neither of us can escape' part."
With that, he scooped up the kid and took off running.
Yan Yunxi tried to chase after them.
He ran really, really hard, but he... couldn't catch up.
He just couldn't catch up!!! He couldn't catch up at all!!! How was his wife so fast?
He decided to start with his son.
Yan Yunxi coaxed him gently. "Sweetie, help me catch your dad and I'll buy you an Ultraman, okay?"
His son gave him a glance. "Call me CEO Qiao."
Theme: Cherish the good life we have now
Ahhhhh! Let's make sandwich cookies! There must be a place for me under the bed! ![Also, can you write a side story about Lu Mo and Xiao System?][That means I feel sorry for him unexpectedly, woo woo woo, he hung up on emo for several days, and he hasn't come out yet, woo woo woo.] [Promise me, I'll write the next sweet story, it will be sweet from beginning to end]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, one second you have no spine, the next second you are mine
Previous second: Your wife is fine
Next second: your wife mine
This article is updated at 9pm every day! Please also take a look at the pre-receipt↓
→ "Running with the ball for six years and becoming a long-distance running champion" is like the title, the story of running too fast after being dribbled with the ball and unable to catch up.
→ "Seven veteran attackers all thought they were substitutes" Slicing fine attack x Fast-traveling boss
Sandwich cookies! ! Yay! ! ! !
Does the author have an account in the flower market?
Click to watch the primary school chicken love story between Tuan and Mr. Fu
Is Xiao Liu a leopard or a tiger? Why was he found in the den of a dead mutated leopard?
Crossover is so cute, so cute, so cute. Tuanhe 9c, +2 (Mr. Fu and Mr. Yuan), their auras match up so well, it's a long-lasting friendship.
Management Bureau, okay
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, great, great, great, great! The devastating love between Tuan and Mr. Fu is deep. Meow meow meow meow meow.
At the end of "Spreading Flowers", I felt that the writing was a bit immature at first and I couldn't stand it, but the setting was very interesting. I read a few more chapters patiently and found it very interesting and the writing is also great. Maybe my wife is a slow-burner? Anyway, the writing is great! ! !
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Your wife is fine, the next second she is mine
Ahhhhh! Let's make sandwich cookies! There must be a place for me under the bed! ![Also, can you write a side story about Lu Mo and Xiao System?][That means I feel sorry for him unexpectedly, woo woo woo, he hung up on emo for several days, and he hasn't come out yet, woo woo woo.] [Promise me, I'll write the next sweet story, it will be sweet from beginning to end]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, one second you have no spine, the next second you are mine
Previous second: Your wife is fine Next second: your wife mine
This article is updated at 9pm every day! Please also take a look at the pre-receipt↓ → "Running with the ball for six years and becoming a long-distance running champion" is like the title, the story of running too fast after being dribbled with the ball and unable to catch up. → "Seven veteran attackers all thought they were substitutes" Slicing fine attack x Fast-traveling boss
Sandwich cookies! ! Yay! ! ! !
Does the author have an account in the flower market?
Click to watch the primary school chicken love story between Tuan and Mr. Fu Is Xiao Liu a leopard or a tiger? Why was he found in the den of a dead mutated leopard? Crossover is so cute, so cute, so cute. Tuanhe 9c, +2 (Mr. Fu and Mr. Yuan), their auras match up so well, it's a long-lasting friendship. Management Bureau, okay
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, great, great, great, great! The devastating love between Tuan and Mr. Fu is deep. Meow meow meow meow meow.
At the end of "Spreading Flowers", I felt that the writing was a bit immature at first and I couldn't stand it, but the setting was very interesting. I read a few more chapters patiently and found it very interesting and the writing is also great. Maybe my wife is a slow-burner? Anyway, the writing is great! ! !