[The "Top Boy Group's Voice Sharing" next door has started, sisters, come and renew their relationship~]
[This article is a sand sculpture type cookie, thank you for reading!
Cheng Leyan was uninhibited and indulgent all his life and only loved money. In order to make money, he worked five jobs. As a result, he died unexpectedly and became the greedy and vicious cannon fodder stepfather in a novel.
The original owner married into a wealthy family because of her horoscope, but her desires were unsatisfied and she did nothing. She punched Nanshan Nursing Home and tortured the vegetative old man; kicked Beihai Kindergarten and abused her cub stepson.
The stepson later became the main villain of the book, and the original protagonist was extremely miserable.
Cheng Leyan: ... Hey, let's get divorced and run away.
As a result, Lao Gong's mother threw a check over her: "This month's living expenses are one million. What did you just say? Divorce?"
Cheng Leyan grabbed the check, looked at it again and again, and finally raised his head and said enthusiastically: "Mom! Come as soon as you say, what else do you bring? Come on, sit here, and I'll give you a kowtow first."
Rong's mother sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: No, is he sick?
The future villain is now just a soft and sweet cub with big eyes and long eyelashes, super cute.
Cheng Leyan couldn't control his sinful hands and rushed towards the cub.
The cub shivered, thinking it was going to be beaten again, but unexpectedly, the stepfather kissed and hugged him, lifted him up, and then shook him.
While shaking, he chanted in a measured tone: "Dudududu, start the rocking car! Dad's father is called Grandpa, and Dad's mother is called Grandma~"
The cub sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: "Bu Su, is he Su Su sick?"
*
Rong Wangzhi has been in a vegetative state for a year after the car accident and has never been conscious. However, one day, the groggy soul suddenly heard an energetic voice:
"Yo ho! There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave made his debut! Husband, I will protect your health!"
"Next, I will broadcast today's news for you. The first one: A man in Qingdao was caught as a big fish when he was diving. After untying him, he changed places to dive and was caught again. Hahaha, hahahahaha!"
Rong Wangzhi:………………
What a mess. Who is your husband.
Rong Wangzhi gradually began to hear more sounds.
He listens to his "wife" reading him shady news and inspirational jokes every day, and also knocks electronic wooden fish for him to accumulate cyber merits and help him meet the mechanical Buddha as soon as possible and achieve online bliss.
Rong Wangzhi: I'm determined, my wife.
For some reason, my lover is always worried that his son will become a love-minded master, and sometimes he gives various educations:
"Bao, why are you talking about love? Love is so vulgar! We have to talk about money."
"Bao, look at your biological father, he is so handsome. With money, I can get ten male models like him with one phone call!"
Rong Wangzhi: ... Ten.
I. Horse. Superior. Awake.
*A bastard who is obsessed with money and works multiple jobs, vs. A super-rich CEO who is extremely generous with money, and always gives money and money whenever they disagree, the baby is not his biological child
*The CP of Zai when he becomes an adult is Gu Qin
*Shadiao Lezi's article is as funny as it is. Please forgive me for sacrificing some logic for the sake of being funny.
*A sweet article about raising puppies easily and talking about love. Thank you for reading!
[Advance collection of "After Sharing the Voices of Top Boy Groups", please collect it]
Abandon is a popular black and red boy band with a total of five members, four of whom are the most popular members all year round.
The boss has a love brain and is obsessed with a certain movie star. In order to pursue love, he entered the entertainment industry in a high-profile manner, and he surrounds him every day like a licking dog.
The second child has yin and yang eyes and a light character. He bumped into Ah Piao frequently since he was a child, and he was often frightened to the point of going crazy.
The third child, Fu Di Mo, is an adopted son of a wealthy family who was treated harshly, but he devoted himself to his adoptive parents' family. He was sucked for blood and had not yet recovered.
The fourth son is a resentful husband from a wealthy family, has a bad temperament, is weak and can be bullied, is extremely depressed, and can only wash his underwear with a cold face.
The above four people have contributed almost all of Abandon's popularity, and gossip can support a number of marketing accounts.
Lao Wu is just a passerby, with a background board that is so transparent that he has no sense of existence.
Several people worked on their own and didn't know each other well at all. Until one day, something strange happened:
They actually shared their thoughts.
It was a variety show at that time. They played "You draw and I guess" and set a new record. They played "Quick Question and Answer" and knew other people well. They played "Password Relay" with an accuracy rate of 100%. Their tacit understanding was extraordinary.
Xiti hot search #Abandon hun#.
The only fans who are in a state of tearing apart:! ? ! ? ! ?
What the hell? You're telling me Abandon has a group spirit! ?
After "sharing their voices", the few of them had no secrets to speak of.
It's just that the four top players soon discovered that they could hear Lao Wu's voice, but Lao Wu couldn't hear them at all and knew nothing about the "voice sharing" incident.
But that little transparent guy who is unknown, talks little and is restrained, his inner voice is...
It makes people cut their buttocks with a knife, and it opens their eyes.
When a certain movie star "doesn't take the initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility" towards his boss——
Xiao Wu is calm and harmless on the surface, but in his heart: [You can get grass and plums, how dare this big dog pretend to be innocent? Watch me break his legs.
The next day, the actor broke his leg and went to the hospital.
The rest of Abandon:?
The second child bumped into a ghost again, screaming and crawling all over the floor——
Xiaowu looks weak and well-behaved, but in his heart: [The ghost king likes the second child, how dare he scare people in front of me? Kind of. I slaughtered all his lairs.
The next day, a bunch of monsters and demons knelt in front of Lao Er's door and begged for forgiveness.
The rest of Abandon:? ? ?
When the third/fourth child is bullied again——
Xiao Wu is innocent and ignorant on the surface, but in his heart: [Now any big swordsman dares to bully my people! ? Okay, they're all sharks.
The rest of Abandon:? ? ? ? ?
Xiaowu, ah, no, Brother Wu, please calm down! Calm down! ! !
The four people rushed to Xiao Wu and said all kinds of sweet things to him:
"Fifth brother, you may not know much about it. Times have changed. Let's just say it is not popular here to kill someone directly."
"Yes, fifth brother. After all, friends who often kill people should know that it is easier to kill than to bury the body."
"That's right, fifth brother, don't be angry. Come and read with me. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."
The stupid hair on Xiaowu's head shook, and he looked cute: "Huh?"
Agent passing by: "Crazy! Everyone is crazy!!!"
And later...
Abandon's stage exploded, their singles exploded, and they transformed from black and red to a truly top-notch boy band.
What makes fans even more teary-eyed is that the eldest brother cut off love without being a licker, the second child got rid of the ghost spirit and was in high spirits, the third child successfully left home and became relaxed, and even the fourth child finally had a hard time, divorced and left, leaving his ex-husband to the wind.
Everyone is celebrating!
Agent: (wiping away tears) "It's better to be crazy, it's better to be crazy!"
Small Theater
At a certain celebration banquet, Xiao Wu met the company's boss Shen Guanchao.
He looked innocent and thought: [It looks good, I will take it back and use it as a furnace tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, the next second, his teammates gathered around and started yelling at the big boss:
"Mr. Shen, come and meet our fifth brother. Don't be disrespectful."
"Fifth brother is unmarried this year. Mr. Shen, if you have the opportunity, you must seize it."
"I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Shen, you don't want to reject the love of a god, do you?"
Xiaowu was so stunned that he almost burst into tears: [Grass... I... I ride on a horse... Not... I...]
Boss Shen was very calm. He drank the champagne in one gulp, put the glass down steadily, looked at Xiao Wu, and curled his lips: "I agree. Let's go?"
[Advance collection of "Daddy, You've Let Our Hearts Out", please collect]
Wen Han accidentally transformed into an unknown 18th line character in a novel about the entertainment industry.
At the same time, he bound the voice system, and the golden finger "can designate any person within ten meters to listen to the other person's voice."
Wen Han's eyes lit up: This skill is so suitable for gossip!
Wuhu, take off!
Entertainment industry, here I come! ! !
But, he got one thing wrong:
The designated person's voice is not only heard by him, but also by everyone around him, which is equivalent to being let out.
Along with his own voice.
So——
At the food variety show, Wen Han cowered and hid aside, appointing a veteran actor.
The actor was still saying exaggeratedly a second ago: "It's delicious, it's so delicious. This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my life!"
The next second, his inner voice was heard: "What the hell is this? It tastes so bad, it smells like I'm going to vomit, vomit..."
Wen Han: [Hahaha, it's not delicious—hey, why are you looking at him?
At the acting variety show, Wen Han stood in the corner with his waist bent and appointed a well-known director.
The director was still wiping away tears a second ago and said: "The performance was great! I was touched. He really touched me!"
The next second, his inner voice was heard: "What kind of drama is this? It's really hard to make money and shit is hard to eat."
Wen Han: [Hahaha, he's not blind—hey, why are you looking at me?
At the award ceremony, Wen Han secretly hid to the side and appointed a leader of the top men's team.
The captain was saying just a second ago: "The relationship between our teammates is very good, just like brothers."
The next second, his voice was revealed: [What a shame, I thought they were brothers, but it turned out that the third and fourth were having sex - Eh? Depend on!
Dingliu suddenly ran away ten meters away in a panic, and his voice was interrupted.
Wen Han's head was full of questions: [Why did he run away? What about the gay thing?
All content related to Gold Finger will be blocked, so Wen Han never knows the truth.
What he saw was that everyone from the top celebrities to the staff were becoming more and more friendly and enthusiastic towards him, but they wished they were ten meters away from him when talking.
Wen Han: [Hahahaha, if I didn't know it was impossible, I would have doubted whether they knew about my golden finger.
At the same time, he became famous. This 18th-line actor with excellent acting skills and no matter what he acted, finally slowly came to the audience.
At a certain celebration banquet, there was no one within ten meters of Wen Han, except for Shen Huaiyi, who had won the Best Actor Grand Slam at a young age.
OK, it's you! Let's see if your latest scandal is true, hehe!
The next second, everyone heard the aloof, reserved, cold and distant actor saying in his heart: [The scandal is false, but the secret love for Wen Han is true.
Wen Han:…………Huh?
Who? Me? ?
Purpose: Treat people sincerely and others can feel it
Reader comments
Come on! The writing is beautiful! ! ! ?
The grandpa who cut her oranges passed away this evening.
Come on! The writing is beautiful! ! ! ?
The grandpa who cut her oranges passed away this evening.