[Wuxia Crossover] Li Tanhua Has Designs on Me

[Black on the outside, devoted and reserved gong x Black on the inside, lucky and goofy shou]

The main story and bonus chapters are complete, so feel free to dive in! My new Li Long story is "[Li Long] A Guide to Becoming Sworn Enemies in the Martial World." I hope all you lovely readers will support it. Mwah!

As the sworn elder brother of the protagonist Li Xunhuan, he had done countless evil things. He thought that his death would repay the debt he owed Li Xunhuan, the protagonist. To his surprise, he was bound to a System and reborn on the very day he first met Li Xunhuan.

According to the System, if he wanted to live a good life, he had to complete his missions properly and raise the protagonist Li Xunhuan's happiness level. Otherwise, his ending would be worse than death.

After getting a full taste of the System's power, he had no choice but to accept his fate. With tears in his eyes, he became Li Xunhuan's good big brother and desperately set about raising his happiness level.

To carry out his missions properly, the sworn elder brother began asking himself three questions every day: Is Li Xunhuan happy? Why isn't he happy? What can I do to make him happy?

Li Xunhuan: Big Brother Long, why don't we become sworn brothers?

Sworn Brother Long: Sure. From today on, I'll be your big brother.

Li Xunhuan: Big Brother, I want a drink.

Sworn Brother Long: What would you like? It's on me.

Li Xunhuan: Big Brother, my father passed away.

Sworn Brother Long: From today on, I'll be your... Uh, if you ever want oranges, just let me buy them for you!

He was thoughtful and conscientious to an almost unbelievable degree.

Yet this man, who had etched the image of a great big brother from the martial world into his heart and put it into practice, was misunderstood by the entire martial world:

A certain infamous thief: Brother Long, you really are devoted to Li Xunhuan.

A certain butterfly: Just do it already!

A certain phoenix: Oh my, I never thought you'd fall for a man.

A loyal big fellow: I know I shouldn't say this, but I think you and my master would make a good couple.

A fast swordsman who declined to give his name: The liquor you buy yourself tastes best, and your own sworn brother... Ahem. Big Brother Long, you have my blessing.

Li Xunhuan's cousin and fiancee: Big Brother Long, I wish you and my cousin happiness.

Sworn Brother Long: ...

Have you all misunderstood something? And if you've got the nerve, use your real names!

At that moment, Li Xunhuan hugged him from behind. "No, they haven't misunderstood."

The protagonist's sworn elder brother: !!!

I treated you like a brother, and you actually...

Had designs on me!

Coming soon: [Wuxia Crossover] If Butterflies Loved Flowers

[Gentle, refined, black-bellied young master, occasionally mischievous gong x Seemingly promiscuous but actually innocent and adorable, slightly dramatic shou]

Recently, every major piece of news in the martial world has been about Hu Tiehua.

First, this great hero bravely pursued Gao Yanan, a heroine of the Huashan Sect.

In the blink of an eye, news spread that Hu Tiehua had jumped into the water to break off the engagement, and that the heroine was chasing after him for a thousand miles.

Before everyone could even sigh that the woman was devoted while the man was heartless, they heard that this flirtatious butterfly had climbed the social ladder and married the seventh son of the Jiangnan Hua family, Hua Manlou, as a man.

Before the gossip fans could learn the truth behind the butterfly's marriage, Hua Manlou died.

Everyone thought this was divine punishment for the flirtatious butterfly, but they didn't expect the biggest shock to come next:

This butterfly was pregnant!

While the martial world's gossip fans were still discussing whether the child in Hu Tiehua's belly was a boy or a girl, Hu Tiehua's dead husband, Hua Manlou, came back to life!

Surely now that her husband was alive, they could live happily together? But then Hua Manlou died again.

So the butterfly wept in anguish, while the baby in her belly grew big and round, its sex unknown.

And then Hua Manlou came back to life again.

After her husband had died and come back to life so many times, he was finally all right. Surely they ought to settle down and live happily now?

The butterfly had this to say:

No way!

And so the butterfly ran away again, with a baby on the way!

The martial world's gossip fans had this to say: Ever since Hu Tiehua came along, I feel like a melon-eating marmot in a melon field!

Warning: This is not a pregnancy story, not a pregnancy story, not a pregnancy story. Important things must be said three times!

Melodrama, melodrama, CEOs, green tea, running away with a baby (not an actual baby), every ridiculous kind of melodrama you can imagine!

Noncombatants, evacuate immediately!!!

1. One-on-one romance. The pairing will not be split up or reversed.

2. The timeline is mixed up, and martial arts characters from every era will appear.

3. Some martial arts characters may have altered settings or ages. Readers who require strict canon accuracy should enter with caution.

4. Logic serves the plot. Expect all kinds of unusual pairings.

5. 80% anti-piracy protection.

Theme: Live well and cherish all the beautiful things around you.