Tutu Can't Hold It Together!

My name is Uchiha Obito, and I can't take it anymore.

Here's what happened. I used to be a good Leaf Village kid who upheld the Five Virtues, Four Beauties, and Three Loves. Then I was badly wounded in the Shinobi War and picked up by a weird old man.

The old man called himself Uchiha Madara. He invited (read: coerced) me into his plan to build a beautiful future for the shinobi world.

After he'd brainwashed me, I set off on a long journey, working hard for the sake of that beautiful world.

Who knew Uchiha Madara was such a liar? He kept going on about love, but he cheated me out of my allowance

No, wait! He made me work for him for free. What beautiful shinobi world? Uchiha Madara's entire plan was to flirt with his old flame!

Damn it!

Once I realized I'd been fooled, I was furious and decided to get back at Uchiha Madara.

But that guy was ridiculously good at both ninjutsu and arguing. I couldn't beat him, and I couldn't win an argument with him!

In that situation, if I had even a little sense, I would have given up. But who has any sense when they're angry?

Besides, my chakra was almost gone, and I was about to die anyway. So I might as well go big!

I charged at Uchiha Madara, and before he could react, I kissed him full on the lips in front of everyone!

Hmph! Even if I can't beat you, I'll make your old flame kill you!

At the very least, I'll make you embarrass yourself in front of every shinobi.

As for me, I didn't care. Once my chakra ran out, it would all be over for me anyway.

Getting revenge on Uchiha Madara before I died

Don't ask. All I can say is, this life was worth it!

Completely satisfied, I closed my eyes and prepared to welcome eternal peace.

Less than five minutes later, Uchiha Madara brought me back with Impure World Reincarnation.

When I woke up, Uchiha Madara didn't say a word. He just smiled at me.

His smile sent a chill down my spine

So, guys, should I put up a token struggle, or...

just give in?

Theme: Time will never fail to treat love kindly.