[Coming Soon: Rules for Surviving the Harem. Please add it to your collection.]
Apart from a mother who died young, a father who married into the family, and a broken home, Miaomiao was so ordinary that you could lose her in a crowd.
Until one day, everyone around her started acting impossibly strange.
Her deskmate began practicing how to catch a blade barehanded, every time without fail.
The class monitor started bringing a heavy sword to school every day.
Even the class representative who couldn't stand her started throwing little yellow notes at her.
They told her that her half-sister was the mastermind behind all the disasters, and that she had to be on her guard.
Miaomiao scoffed. Was she not getting enough homework, or had she not done enough practice problems? She should spend that free time doing a few more questions.
It wasn't until she saw an indescribable monster that she realized everything they had said was true!
Even more terrifyingly, she discovered that the monsters were actually afraid of her???
It turned out she was the real Big Bad!
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"What would you do if someone betrayed you?"
"Like what?"
"Telling people where you are, selling you out to bad people... that sort of thing."
Miaomiao rested her chin on her hand and smiled, eyes curving. Behind her, the shadow of a black monster, half cat and half human, flickered in and out of view. "What do you think? Do I look easy to bully?"
Her kitties were all sleek and glossy. Fur that lush could only be raised on fresh meat and blood, after all.
He Song stopped feeding the cat. The fresh chicken in his hand was still dripping blood.
"Do you know what you look like right now?"
"What?"
"A severely edgy teenager."
"..."
"Can't you let me act cool for once?"
[Rules for Surviving the Harem]
Qin Yue ascended the throne at a young age and established a harem early on.
Her consorts were either busy getting jealous or busy competing with one another for her favor.
After witnessing her beloved consort split into two, Qin Yue realized that something seemed very wrong with her harem.
At midnight, a draft slipped in through the window and made the candlelight flicker. She held a memorial in one hand as she reviewed it, the tip of her raised finger marked with cinnabar.
An indescribable monster spied on her through the vivid red of her fingertip, its gaze lingering on her lips.
In this harem overrun with demons, making it to the morning court alive became the most important task.
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The ginseng soup at lunch often came with a pair of bulging eyeballs floating in it, while the snacks her beloved consort brought were mixed with writhing severed limbs.
Her beloved consort smiled strangely. "Your Majesty hasn't touched it in ages. Do you not like it?"
Qin Yue looked at the restless tentacles behind her and the appendages swelling beneath her dragon robes. Numbly, she replied, "I like it."
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Rules for Surviving the Harem
1. Your consorts are all normal people. They absolutely cannot melt like mud, and they will not be busy devouring the other consorts.
2. Do not count the people in the harem. Do not worry about what your guards are called.
3. It is normal for living creatures other than you to appear on the dragon bed. Go to sleep without fear, and do not be late for morning court.
4. Believe firmly that you are a normal emperor and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your harem.
Theme: Pursue a happy life and take charge of a wonderful future.
I always feel that the story is not finished yet, but there is also a feeling that it should be so. We don't know whether Miaomiao and Hesong have left reincarnation. We don't know whether Lingxu will meet Cheng Li again and fall in love in a place where Miaomiao and Hesong can't see. We don't know whether her mother is happy, but there is a sense of future. There are infinite possibilities in the future. Maybe they will meet again at the next intersection and become a family again, a family without blood ties. This ending is like an open ending. We are separated from them in the book by time and space, and we accidentally see their lives, and fortunately, they do not know it. Accompany them for a certain distance, but we will eventually separate at a certain intersection. We cannot accompany them and cannot know the rest of the journey. What we can do is to pray that they can be happy in the future. Even if we cannot accompany them, they They will still live their lives well. I won't be able to accompany Miao Miao and He Song on their next journey, but I hope you will still be happy in the future. Of course, I will always remember your persistence along the way. Goodbye, I hope you can all be well. People who love each other will eventually meet, and those who are separated will eventually meet again.
In this chapter, I started to hate the male protagonist. My Miaomiao, you just want to live. What's wrong with you? Why is the whole world against you? Your friend the cat has also left you. She just wants to live. You tell her about those illusory high school entrance examinations... In so many reincarnations, Miao Miao has to be deceived by unearned family love, had her life changed, and was killed over and over again...
This scumbag dad really has a fight with my dad. He has ignored me for many years. If I were taken to his new home, my fate would not be much better than Miao Miao.
I can't understand the claws, but they feel very powerful. I hope Meow Meow will be well.
Every time my sister turns black, she is forced by the Xia family
Miaomiao will have a lot of good love
Is the author okay? Take care of yourself. Why are you coughing up blood?
Hesong: My wife is so cute, I can't hold it back
It's a dream, the years are quiet but it gives people a sense of unreality
It's been a long time since I updated, please update~