When an Oceanographer Falls for a Little Mermaid

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[Original Western fantasy, coming soon: After Falling to Darkness, I Tamed the God of Light. Please bookmark it!]

I died a long time ago. Now I'm nothing more than a cursed spirit, possessing my dearest friend, the pineapple-haired one.

Then one day, my friend was captured, and while trying to save him, I accidentally fell into a trap set by an enemy seeking revenge.

I transmigrated back five years into the past, where I not only became the red-haired Little Mermaid from the fairy tale, but also got bound to a romance conquest System.

The System said that if I succeeded in my conquest, I could go back, and Kuro would be freed as well.

For everyone's sake, I accepted the challenge.

The System drew a tarot card at random: The Star.

[Congratulations, Host. Your conquest target is "Jotaro Kujo." Conquest difficulty: S.]

I looked a little confused, so the System reassured me: "It's okay, Host. I hear your conquest target is extremely fond of marine life. You're a mermaid, so he'll definitely like you."

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With a let's-see-how-this-goes attitude, I started trying to win over that invincible man.

He was always cold and unapproachable. No matter what I tried, he'd just say, "Yakamashii."

Finally, thanks to my tireless efforts, Jotaro's conquest meter reached 100%.

The mission was complete. I disappeared into thin air right in front of him.

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As my reward, I got my body back when I returned, and Kuro was successfully rescued.

I thought my story with that man was over. Then, on a street in Japan, a shadow fell over me.

The man wore a long white coat and still had that strange hat on. His pale blue eyes reflected my image.

"I've taken care of the entire royal family that cursed you," he said, his voice gentler than I'd ever heard it. "Now no one can hurt you."

Me: Huh?

What was he talking about? Had I lost my memory?

(This is completely self-indulgent Jotaro content. I'm letting loose with the premise. The entire Stardust Crusaders cast survives, and nobody dies. QAQ)

Synopsis dated 2021.11.18

Content warnings:

1. There is no logic, and multiple anime series are mixed together. Forget about timelines. The heroine is adapted from the fairy tale The Little Mermaid.

2. The pairing is Jotaro, but other characters will also fall for the heroine. At its heart, it's Jotaro and a good time.

3. You can tell from the leads' names that this is an extremely crack pairing.

4. The heroine has amnesia. The first half focuses mainly on JoJo and detective work, and the Jujutsu part comes later.

There are probably more warnings I could give, but I can't list them all right now. If you don't like it, just pick up another book~

Original contemporary romance coming soon: Leash. Please bookmark it on my author page!

Synopsis:

A cool, glamorous fashion designer x an internationally renowned top male model

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Yun Mi is known in the fashion world as an icy beauty. Decisive and efficient, she can make or break a brand with just a look.

No one has ever seen her smile, not even during the livestream where she received recognition from an international design magazine.

Everyone thought Yun Mi was cold-hearted and expressionless. Then, at a brand's celebratory gala, they saw her holding a glass of red wine, smiling suggestively at a man as she reached out to stroke his cheek.

Everyone was shocked and curious about who the man was.

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Lu Hanshan is hailed as the top male model. His net worth is in the hundreds of millions, and even his exorbitant fees can't stop brands from clamoring to hire him. He's the king of the runway, his cool, handsome face winning over one audience after another.

But people say this male model has a bad temper. No one dares to provoke him, and even the brands have to handle him with kid gloves.

At a Fashion Week red-carpet event, Lu Hanshan took a phone call in front of a crowd of reporters.

"Hello, what is it, Sis?"

His voice was gentle, with a hint of deference, completely unlike the aloof man everyone knew.

Onlookers: ?!

This is the top male model?

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One day, Yun Mi posted a picture of an extremely ordinary, worn-out piece of clothing, with the caption "Hanshan."

A rival brand immediately seized the opportunity, paying online trolls to mock her for having no taste and running out of ideas. Lu Hanshan's fans joined in, calling her shameless and accusing her of clout-chasing.

Everyone waited for Yun Mi to make a fool of herself, but instead, Lu Hanshan reposted her picture.

Lu Hanshan: [My sister gave me this. Thought I'd show it to you all.]

The whole internet: !! So these two tough customers are a couple after all!

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Only Lu Hanshan knew that when he had nothing, Yun Mi had personally draped this garment over his shoulders.

Western fantasy coming soon: After Falling to Darkness, I Tamed the God of Light. Please bookmark it!

Synopsis:

Shalina was born with a demon's blessing. The Divine Realm considered her an ill omen, and even her own parents kept their distance.

One day, Shalina discovered that she was actually the cannon-fodder villainess in an old-fashioned novel, and that all her misfortunes were part of the gods' plan.

Hundreds of years ago, an evil force had seeped into the Divine Realm and gradually spread. If it wasn't stopped, the Divine Realm would be destroyed.

The System said, "You have a demon's blessing. The gods have decided to use you to attract the evil force. After you fall from grace, they'll seal you in the Valley of Demons."

The System also said, "Host, your mission is to survive."

Shalina smiled disdainfully. "Is that so? Of course I'll survive."

The gods wanted her to fall from grace, so she'd give them what they wanted.

Without hesitation, Shalina leaped into the Valley of Demons and became a dark witch, letting the evil chaos stain her once-white wings black.

In the years that followed, the Divine Realm and its gods came to taste, bit by bit, the suffering they had once inflicted on Shalina.

She sealed the Divine Realm with her black wings, becoming the mastermind controlling everything.

But after Shalina dragged the lofty God of Light from his throne and inflicted unprecedented pain on him, she saw him prostrate himself before her, his holy eyes filled with feverish excitement.

He seemed to like it very much.

A world-destroying dark witch x a repressed, masochistic God of Light who secretly adores her

Recommending a friend's upcoming romance novel:

I Traded Pens with God by Yangcongguai

In the era of brainwave-based creation, authors' "pens" are "light-brains" that turn their ideas into text. Su Xiaotou, a struggling young writer, accidentally takes the wrong light-brain from the next table while writing in a cafe. After writing a story and hitting publish, she realizes the light-brain may not have produced a novel at all, but... a true account of events!

2066, a trending social news story on the Star Network: "The Metaphysical Master Who Transmigrated as a Rich Family's Real Daughter and Ran Away While Pregnant Is My Mom!" (Popularity: Viral)

Visitor 277***715: The editor posted this from the wrong account! (Likes: 108,000)

Visitor 341***563: ? I feel like I'm reading Green River Literature City. (Likes: 62,000)

Visitor 573***494: srsly, this is a real story, right? People in the industry really do call the X family's daughter a master. She left the business seven or eight years ago, so it's normal that younger people haven't heard of her. (Likes: 44,000)

Su Xiaotou broke down. "What the hell? My novel was just about to take off! Give me back my pen!"

Luckily, the new novel Su Xiaotou published on Green River is still updating. It's just that the content is a little weird.

Little Angel 1: Did someone hack the author's account? QAQ

Little Angel 2: ... [Brick] [Shattered]

Passerby A: This is made up. Nothing like this could happen in real life. Is the author a grade-schooler?

Author reply: New God undergoing an internship. Please offer corrections.

Su Xiaotou: ??

Theme: Love is the same for everyone