[Western Crossover] All the Villains Say There's Something Seriously Wrong with Me

Ever since twelve-year-old Katina Wilson ran away from home, the villains say they haven't had a single peaceful day.

Katina: "Ahahaha, I'm really interested in your invitations, but sorry, I'm only interested in supervillains. Look at all this love I have to give, it's just like [bleep]... It's getting harder and harder for me to control!"

The exasperated superheroes: "We appreciate that." (She's not interested in us.)

The supervillain who's always getting messed with: "Can't you do something about this kid?"

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[Important target: Joker's impression of the Host has reached 300 points.

Title earned: Interesting Kid.

Achievement reward: 5,000 energy points.

Item reward:

Joker Mask. Note: Put on the mask before doing anything bad, or things could get tragic. Effect: Everything you do while wearing the mask will be blamed on the Joker.]

Red Hood, watching the livestream as Joker presses a button and nothing happens: What did you do?

Katina: Mr. Joker asked me to hide a bomb. Just look at this clever little brain of mine. Even Batman would never guess where I hid it, hahahahahaha!

Red Hood: So where did you hide it?

Katina: Under the bed in the Joker gang's safe house.

Red Hood: ...Nice work?

Batman, fighting with a listening device planted in Katina's pocket: ...

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Katina: "Hey! You can't do this! I may not be a born-and-raised Gothamite, but one of my distant uncles is! You have no right to kick me out of Gotham!"

Deathstroke: "Make her go back to school."

Batman: "Your uncle says you have to go back to school."

Katina: "You can't do this! Uncle! Rose got snatched up by Jason, the Red Hood from the Bat Family!"

Red Hood: ?!! Hey!

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Katina: I've decided! I'm Katina, the Light of the World, and I'm starting a junior mercenary team with Alessa, Daughter of Hell, Freddy, Son of Nightmares, Billy, and Annabelle. We'll absolutely be the best team! Our mission success rate is one hundred percent so far!

Alessa: A hundred percent success rate? When have we ever taken a mission?

Katina: My dear bestie, we just started, so we've completed zero missions. But you already sound eager to get going!

Alessa: ...

Freddy: What kind of shitty name is that? The Nonhuman Mercenary Team?

Billy and Annabelle: Click-click.

Alessa: They say they want to vote against it.

Billy and Annabelle: Click-click.

Katina: Objections overruled, everyone!

Freddy: ...Oh, God, I really don't want to get dragged into this nonsense.

Katina: Overruled. Let me look at our first mission. There's a kid named Danny Torrance who thinks something's wrong with his new home. Yesterday, he dreamed his father was trying to chop his mother to death with an axe. I think we should just send Annabelle over to him, so she can put an end to these pointless nightmares and help him get a good night's sleep.

Annabelle: ...

Billy: ?

1. The heroine is usually bubbly and lively. When her split personality acts up, she has a great time causing chaos.

2. Some OOC moments are unavoidable, and there are tons of headcanons. (For example, her aunt is an Addams, her distant uncle is Deadpool, and Deadpool and Deathstroke are half-brothers, so she has another uncle who is Deathstroke.)

3. The heroine's identity has a twist. The System isn't actually a system, so there won't be forced plot devices like sudden executions.

4. The heroine can come back to life, kind of like Deadpool.

5. I'll decide on a pairing as I write. There may or may not be one, but for now, there's an arrow pointing one way in the romance category.

Theme: Cherish this beautiful world of love and peace.