[Crossover] How Does the Port Mafia's Demon Infiltrate Jujutsu High?

Original title: Angels and Devils Forced to Work

Angel Devil, a member of Tokyo Public Safety's Special Division 4, which handles devils.

After the Control Devil Makima was killed by Denji, he thought he could finally end his life, as he had long wished. But when he opened his eyes, he found himself floating in the water.

As he drifted beside a bridge, someone jumped down from above and landed on him...

Dazai: "Huh?! Angel! Can someone like me really go to heaven?"

Angel: "Could you let go of me?"

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My name is Angel. Everyone who knows me just calls me Angel, or Angel Devil.

After a series of unfortunate events, I discovered that I hadn't died after all, and had ended up in another world. There are no devils, no hell, no Makima, and no Aki. Honestly, Aki is the only thing here worth celebrating.

The wings on my back and the halo above my head are extremely conspicuous. My ability to passively absorb the life span of anyone who touches me is a hassle, too. And then there's my coworker, who keeps saying he wants to die with me and clinging to me, begging me to touch him...

How rude. I am clearly male.

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Dazai: "You have the power to grant others a painless death! You must truly be an angel, come to save me from this world mired in black sludge."

Angel: "...?"

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And so Mr. Mori gained another capable subordinate: a handsome, long-haired boy with a halo on his head and white wings on his back.

My new coworkers were very enthusiastic about my passive ability.

Dazai: "Angel-chan! Let's wrap you in bandages. I can teach you..."

Chuuya: "Here, take these. Throw away all those bandages the damn mackerel gave you!"

Angel took the leather gloves Chuuya offered and stared at the box of bandages Dazai had brought, lost in thought...

Come to think of it, wrapping bandages is such a hassle. And he wasn't particularly keen on wearing gloves, either.

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Angel: "Eating ice cream already takes up all my energy. As long as we have a reliable Chuuya, what's the point of working?"

Dazai: "I just made plans to die with a beautiful lady. Let the enthusiastic little shrimp handle the mission."

Chuuya: "???"

Are you two complimenting me?

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So, this thing where a bunch of curses in Tokyo mistake me for one of them... That's still hard to accept.

Sure, devils draw their power from human fear, so their whole setup does sound a lot like curses and whatever. But they're completely different, okay? Besides, I can come back to life after dying. Can curses do that?

Angel: "Sigh. It's a headache being misunderstood. This kind of thing sounds like such a hassle."

The knowledge of devils and hell has been written into my bones since the moment I came into being. They're just a bunch of troublesome people imagining things.

Dazai: "Exactly! Angel is an angel who came to save me from this world!"

Angel: "…"

And you, don't go imagining things either, hey!

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Angel: "Junpei, want to come with me?"

Itadori: "Yeah, Junpei! Come with us to Tokyo Jujutsu High!"

Angel: "Tokyo Jujutsu High? What's that...?"

Itadori: "Huh? Didn't you say you were taking Junpei with you?"

Angel: "I'm taking him with me. Junpei, from now on, you're a mafioso."

Junpei: "..."

Itadori: "???"

5t5: "???"

*...Brief Synopsis*

After transmigrating to Yokohama, Angel Devil thinks he won't have to work anymore, only to be sent undercover at some Jujutsu High by the unscrupulous, greedy boss of his own Port Transport Company. Because his character setup is so much like a curse, the school sends him to infiltrate the curses instead. Then the curses send him back to infiltrate Jujutsu High. At the last moment, he steals the Prison Realm and returns with 5t5 to the Chainsaw Man world to fight Makima. (Not really.)

Angel Devil, who hates work more than anything: ?

Sakaguchi Ango has to admit, this is a quadruple-agent nesting-doll scheme with infinite layers. You can't help but respect it.

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Warnings

1. The character is Angel Devil from Chainsaw Man. The author has given him endless cheat abilities: tragic, strong, and beautiful.

2. Lots of headcanons and out-of-character moments. I started this fic to practice matching characters and working on their personalities...

3. The pairing will most likely be Dazai. One-sided feelings at first, though that might change later.

4. Mashing Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen together is hard to write, so it might get messy. Don't blame me, I'm crying!

5. Most of the story takes place in Bungo Stray Dogs.

(I drew the cover myself. I'm amazing! (Not really.))

Theme: A story about love (?)