I Became the Boss of the Winery Undercover

Next story: Sorry, I Can’t Let Men Go The dating System 0101 forcibly bound itself to Mi Yesha, a young man it had stolen from another world. She was clever, beautiful, and gentle, a devoted daughter praised by everyone in her world, a true saint. Oh, with a perfect partner like this, the System was brimming with confidence. It could bring happiness to every handsome fictional man! To achieve the perfect romance of its dreams, the System decided to teach Mi Yesha the secrets of winning over the handsome men in romance manga. “When they’re in trouble, offer them resources and opportunities.” “When they’re sad, do everything you can to cheer them up and keep them company.” “When they’re at their lowest, show them warmth and care.” “When…” … “Got it,” Mi Yesha said with a patient smile after listening to everything. “I’ll give them happiness they’ll remember for the rest of their lives.” A few moments later The System opened its eyes, eager to see a bunch of happy romances! But it couldn’t find a single happy male lead anywhere. All it saw was a group of hapless Toms being toyed with at her whim. “Leave them alone!” the System cried in despair. “Sorry, I can’t let men go,” Mi Yesha replied. Good news: Mi Yesha is serious about her feelings for her boyfriends. Bad news: She’s equally serious about every single one of them. Recommendations and content warnings: 1. Not a pure-love story (fingers crossed). 2. The protagonist is the one in control. 3. No code names, undercover missions, or redemption arcs. The house wins against both the red and black sides. She goes with the flow and stirs up trouble. 4. An overwhelmingly powerful politician-type villainess, a polyamorous heartbreaker who treats all her lovers equally, with arrows pointing at her from every direction. · [Story Synopsis] I got transported into an RPG. I was an orphan from the start, adopted by a silver-haired man in black from the Black Organization. We got along great (?), he called me little idiot, and I called him Daddy. Later, they decided to infiltrate the police, so they sent me, the top student in every subject, to police academy. All the trainees were handsome and well-spoken. We became close friends, and I even saved their lives. With my talent and hard work, I quickly became the youngest police superintendent in Japan, the Black side’s most successful mole in the Red side. Then the Red side decided to infiltrate the distillery, so they sent me, the top student in every subject, to join the Black Organization. I faked a car accident to get close to Akai Whisky, the long-haired sniper with catlike eyes. To earn his trust, I even dated him. Meanwhile, I played both sides again, becoming a well-known member of the distillery, nicknamed “Death Jager,” the mad dog. And that guy turned out to be a mole! I was furious! I threw a fit! Well, so was I. I staged a tragic love story and left this world for good. My friends from police academy turned against the FBI over my death, while Daddy thought the FBI had seduced an innocent girl and ruined a promising member of the organization. The FBI… I drove them crazy too. After quitting the game, I reflected deeply and caught up on all the anime and manga. When I restarted the game for a second playthrough, I realized everyone was looking at me strangely. Knowing the story, I cried out: I’m done being human! I’m going to be the big boss! Everyone: Sure, everything you choose has meaning. Huh? Did a line from another show just sneak in? Reader’s Guide: 1. Updates daily at 9 p.m. Extra chapter conditions are in the author’s note at the end of Chapter 7. I’ll post a notice if I need to take a day off. Feel-good story, lots of one-sided crushes. 2. The protagonist isn’t in it for the laughs, but she is a player. With the player’s perspective, she does whatever she likes. She has no faction and is a pure individualist. She’s more or less a good person, but not by much, and she torments both the Red and Black sides equally. The synopsis says she first becomes a police superintendent on the Red side and then goes undercover on the Black side. That’s not a bug, and it’ll make sense in the story. Her age isn’t a bug either, and that’ll make sense too. 3. I haven’t decided on a pairing. Not pure romance, and countless people have crushes on her. 4. There’s a moderate amount of RPG content. The boss role is the main point of the story. 5. Other characters will misinterpret the protagonist’s actions as signs of hidden wisdom. ■■■ Next, a parody called Hide Him: 01. No matter how many years he spent by her side, he would never have any status. In their circle, all he could be was her attendant. Then he found out. He became her attendant. 02. Xiatian grew up in the Yan household. He was the son of a family servant, and the eldest Yan daughter never let anyone bully him. Before long, she had a quiet little shadow following her around. Later, he stayed by her side for the rest of his life, no matter how many men came and went. 03. Everyone knew that Chunnong, the next head of the Yan family, had been through countless lovers without ever falling for any of them. She seemed kind, but beneath her saintly face was a heart of iron. But they didn’t know that every boyfriend she had cried and asked her, “How am I not as good as Xiatian?” She coolly turned the prayer beads in her hand (don’t ask why a Buddhist keeps changing boyfriends, the heroine is the Joyful Buddha). “You’re worse in every way.” Much later, a video went viral. #TheYanFamilyHead’sTrueLove The heir to the Yan Group claimed him in the comments: “He’s my one and only treasure.” But he never knew how important he was to her. Only after he died did she become a cold, crazed woman, kneeling before the Buddha and praying for his return in every life to come. 04. She said she’d build a golden house to hide him away. He said, “A golden house, a silver house, or even a doghouse would be fine, as long as you’re there.” - Theme: Always stay true to yourself.