[Detective Conan] I Am a Whiskey

Warning: Messy relationships, moral decay, massive OOC, gender-bender romance with a female top and male bottom, no role reversal, some characters are mentally bottoms, and a self-taught pickup-artist master. Read with caution. Could it be that I chose a male protagonist, first-person perspective, and no pairing before because Eri is a man, there's gender-bender romance with Belmod, and Green River doesn't have this kind of mixed perspective? After kicking the bucket in my previous life, I was reincarnated in the Detective Conan world and became a bottle of whiskey, shining brightly within the Black Organization. Actually, I wanted to be Vodka. Of course, that doesn't mean I have any special feelings for Gin or want to be his underling and slave away for him. It's just that you can never deny a fighting nation's heartfelt love of vodka. Even though I'm only a quarter Russian. But I ended up as a bottle of whiskey, the kind that's fake booze all around. Well, now, could this be fate? Gin thinks I'm genuine booze with 100% alcohol content, since my family has worked for the organization going back to my grandfather's generation. He doesn't know I've been watered down since the day I was born. Poor Gin. Not only is he surrounded by useless undercover agents and traitors, but now he's got a drunkard to deal with too. Vodka tastes great. The protagonist is an overpowered cheat, the kind who can shoot a Japanese machine gunner dead from eight hundred miles away with a perfect headshot, and has a learning cheat too. He loves getting drunk and slacking off, and his thought process is far from normal. This story is just for fun. There's no outline, I'm unleashing my kinks, and I'll write whatever comes to mind. You don't need to think too hard while reading. Theme: An overpowered cheat's daily life of slacking off