I Want to Sleep Forever Again Today [The Grave Robbers' Chronicles]

Look, the cover has a silly guy on it! He's so goofy that I always forget how cute he actually is (a proud mom's opinion). Changing the cover is such a hassle. Never doing this again. What a pain. First-person narration warning! Since the story is told from the protagonist's perspective, some out-of-character moments are inevitable. The protagonist has a bizarre train of thought, is a total drama queen, and has a few screws loose. The protagonist's values do NOT represent the author's!! Not contracted. Please don't flame if it's not your thing. There are lots of original elements, and I'll add some original plotlines. I'm trying to set up mysteries, but my writing isn't great, so the early parts may be hard to follow. Just treat it as a brainless power fantasy; that, at least, I can manage (thumbs up). There might be some steamy scenes. The pairing is undecided (you can pick whoever you like), and there might not be a pairing at all. A more normal synopsis: It started simply enough: I died, then came back to life. When I opened my eyes, I was lying in a pitch-black, sealed space. There was just enough room for me to lie down, but not stretch my arms or legs, and there was a lid on top. Great. I'd come back from the dead. Then an annoying System started babbling: [Silly, you're finally awake! Hurry up, let's finish the missions and make our wishes come true!] ? How do my wishes from before I lost my memory have anything to do with me now? I just want to sleep forever. But the System told me it was too late. Someone was coming to pry open my coffin. The main mission had begun. Fuck (in Chinese and Japanese). As the missions progressed, I grew more and more curious: What kind of person was I before I lost my memory? Why do I have so many skills that need brushing up on?? ...All right, I guess I'm not human anymore. Theme: A journey to cure procrastination?