[Honkai: Star Rail] A Little Bug Dragon

Vulgar, lowbrow fiction, outrageous kinks, absolutely no sense of morality, chaotic harem protagonist, brainless troublemaking, self-indulgent and outrageous, OOC. Not for readers who care about canon accuracy. Read with caution, and remember to leave your brain behind before opening. From the start, the little Azure Dragon gets picked on. Teacher Dan Heng is so cute, of course we have to capture him and get married. But there's also ex-husband Blade (lights candle). A little bug dragon breaks through the dimensional wall and sees the boundless, dazzling sea of stars. Little bug dragon: ? Good grief, what is all this? I don't understand. So the little bug dragon decides to take up its old job again. It sets off for the sea of stars, starting by finding someone to take care of it. Blurb updated below Belobog arc Rocking older sister: Look on the bright side, kid. You can't help it if someone got married young. (Pats his shoulder.) Young Silvermane Guard: ...Sis, please stop talking. (Covers his face.) Xianzhou arc The Vidyadhara have suffered from infertility for ages. One day, the Reignbow Arbiter arrives in person and delivers a little bug dragon. The Reignbow Arbiter says: Take care of it. Him-who-has-horns, caretaker number one: Publicly, thank you, Reignbow Arbiter, for giving the Vidyadhara the hope of our entire race. Personally, I like it a lot too. Thank you. Blacksmith, caretaker number two: So what if I'm short-lived? I was the first. Fluffy fox lady: The little one likes big sis's tail. Doesn't that mean it likes me too? You know, if you touch a fox's tail, you're responsible for her. Swordmaster whose blade gleams like the cold moon: I will protect you. I promise. The swordmaster's apprentice, who's more or less childhood friends with the little dragon: So I wasn't picked up by the master, right? The prospective caretakers are lining up... But it was all shattered by the Shuhu Rebellion. The older fox lady is on the brink of death, gravely injured and beyond the reach of medicine. Caretaker number one and the little bug dragon try to save her, taking her back to the Vidyadhara's sacred homeland. Caretaker number two accompanies them along the way. But during an experiment, the little bug dragon eats the wrong thing and gets indigestion. The combined effects of inside and outside forces cause everything to collapse. Caretaker number one goes berserk, flooding the homeland. He is later imprisoned and reincarnated. White-haired swordmaster, whose blade moved faster than his thoughts and cut down the wrong dragon: I swore... But what have I done? ... What have I done?! (Loses his mind.) Fox lady, nearing the end of her life and about to vanish: This is still the child he gave birth to for me, isn't it? ... We were all wrong... Widower cursed with immortality: Five people, three prices... You and I are both sinners! General, who never got a wife and has to clean up the mess: So neither of you care whether I live or die, huh? Current caretaker Dan Heng dreams of an unkillable spoon-wielding murderer. He wakes with a start and clutches his adorable wife. "Seriously, what's wrong with him?" The little bug dragon is sweet and obedient, full of affection. As for what happened, how would my little bug know? P.S. The little bug dragon is unique and doesn't need to reproduce, so it can be genderless or have both sexes... Theme: Love always brings us to our knees and grinds us into the shape it desires