The Science-Minded Wild Man Simulator

[The author is an overworked workhorse! I write in the cracks between overtime shifts, trying and failing to update daily QAQ] Bad news: A player has been transported into a mystery game with an extremely high death rate and doesn't even realize it. Worse news: The player skips dialogue, ignores the story, rushes to attack every boss, and cares only about grinding levels. When faced with a dangerous silver-haired man who needs to be handled with care: The player discovers one rare vintage car ×1 and tries to add it to their inventory. Adding it to the inventory fails, so the player fights the long-haired NPC who inexplicably attacks them from inside the car. Obtained: tires ×4, pistol ×1, trench coat and hat set ×1, plucked silver hairs ×21 When faced with a fellow trainee undercover and pretending to be a stranger: The player discovers two amnesiac fellow trainees ×2, but can't add them to the inventory. The player tries to help the fellow trainees recover their memories. The player suspects the man in the knit cap accompanying them is a human trafficker. The player fights all three and collects instrument cases ×3 and a knit cap ×1. The player discovers that the amnesiac fellow trainees dream of starting a band. The player forces their way in. The dream band's tour is now in progress. The player, who sends battle invitations after three seconds of eye contact, stuffs ticking bombs into their pockets, and pulls out cockroaches, potted cacti, or vending machines to launch surprise attacks during fights, rampages through this crime-ridden game and couldn't be happier. There's just one thing they don't understand: Isn't this supposed to be an adventure mystery game? Why are all these NPCs' affection meters maxed out? Player: Xiaoyeren Rating: ★★★★★ [Review]: Great game, but what are these affection points that suddenly appeared for? Do maxed-out affection meters make them join the party and follow the player? They won't share the player's experience, will they? [Updated review]: Max affection gives +30% combat power? Great, everyone's joining my party! [Latest review]: The combat boost is great, but there's a bug. Why do I suddenly have a [Relationship Status] tab, and why does it say [Complicated]? @System System: … It wants to know too! It really wants to know!!! Reader's guide: 1. Silly comedy, tons of headcanons, and the wild player's daily life of causing chaos 2. Crosses over with Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun, Kuroko's Basketball, The Prince of Tennis, and Ouran High School Host Club, but they get very little screen time. The main setting is Detective Conan. 3. The player is a complete wild card: no becoming a police officer, no secret identities, no joining the Black Organization 4. Multiple romance routes with separate endings Theme: Never give up hope, even in the face of danger