What Do I Do When I Can't Keep Being a Jerk? [Quick Transmigration]

Top donor, split-personality yandere gong × pretty, meek shou who’s a pro at training dogs 1 vs. fragments / love minigame / battle royale over the love interest . Blurb: Ran Muqiu transmigrates into the body of a scumbag cannon fodder gong. This role was supposed to be played by a strapping hunk who stood 188 cm tall, had at least six defined abs, and possessed a wickedly handsome, domineering face. But the Transmigration Bureau has fallen on hard times in recent years and can’t recruit anyone suitable. After picking through the candidates, HR finally settles on Ran Muqiu, whose looks and physique fall short in every way. Ran Muqiu: “…” The Transmigration Bureau specially lowered its standards for Ran Muqiu. He can choose any important male character who appears in the world and max out their heartbreak points to achieve the scumbag-gong ending and complete his mission. It’s just that [World One: The Womanizing School Bully] As the school bully at Nancheng No. 1 High, Ran Muqiu’s mission is to bully the protagonist shou, the quiet, honest, impoverished student in his class. But the mission goes terribly. No matter how Ran Muqiu humiliates him, the protagonist shou’s heartbreak score doesn’t budge. The protagonist shou even willingly takes off his clothes and lies obediently at his feet, smiling as he asks whether Ran Muqiu wants to check if he’s washed them clean enough. It isn’t until the protagonist gong transfers to the school that Ran Muqiu discovers another way to do it Show off his relationship with the protagonist shou in front of the protagonist gong, make him jealous, and achieve the heartbreak goal indirectly. It works. The protagonist gong’s heartbreak score really does shoot up. At last, unable to hold back, he drags Ran Muqiu into a private room at a bar, his dark eyes hiding a storm of fury. Ran Muqiu nervously braces himself for a vicious beating. But no beating comes. Instead, he’s swept up in a storm of kisses, so fierce they seem meant to devour him. Panicking, Ran Muqiu hurriedly pushes him away. “The protagonist shou is still outside…” The protagonist gong pinches his chin and rubs his reddened lips. “Afraid someone will find out?” Ran Muqiu: “I’m worried about you, ” “I don’t care.” The protagonist gong gives a cold laugh. “I’m already the other man. Why would I care?” Ran Muqiu: “?” Other planned worlds: [World Two: The Flirtatious Rich Second-Generation Heir Chasing His Dream in Showbiz] [World Three: The Lustful, Simpleminded Son of a Landlord] [World Four: The Apocalypse’s Little Green Tea Who Just Wants to Survive] … Later, in every small world, the protagonist gong and shou repeatedly turn against each other, wishing they could kill one another, and the plotlines collapse into a tangled mess. Only then does Ran Muqiu belatedly ask the System, “…System, did I mess things up?” The System looks at its Host’s 200% mission completion rate and smiles. “Who knows? As long as the mission is completed perfectly, that’s all that matters!” [Please note] 1. The shou is weak! He works hard, but his intelligence is limited, so don’t expect him to clear the worlds by normal means. 2. The gong is split into fragments. In each world, there may be more than one person attracted to the shou, but only those who have intimate interactions with him are fragments of the gong. 3. At heart, this is still a Mary Sue romance minigame, just with a little battle-royale flavoring~ A quick ad for my next campus rom-com. Give it a look if you’re interested~ The Photo Is Me Blurb: Fang Zhimo spots a handsome guy on the subway. A baseball cap hides his tousled bangs, and his profile has a roguish charm. A little smitten, Fang Zhimo asks for his WeChat ID. They chat online for two months. The handsome guy’s personality seems a little different from how he seemed at first, but he’s polite enough, and the photos of his abs on his Moments are especially nice. Fang Zhimo gets more and more hooked. When his friends learn that Fang Zhimo, a notoriously old-fashioned guy, has fallen into an online romance, they kindly find out the handsome guy’s school and name for him. After agonizing over it for half a month, Fang Zhimo finally cautiously suggests meeting in person again. “Wei, would you be free to meet for a drink?” Handsome guy: “Sure, but my surname isn’t Wei. I’m Chu Xun.” Fang Zhimo: “??” As if sensing Fang Zhimo’s silence, the handsome guy quickly sends a front-facing photo. “…That photo is really me. Do you still want to meet?” Fang Zhimo: “…??” Wait, then who has he been chatting with online all these months? And the handsome guy doesn’t just have great abs; he has a really handsome face too (Fang Zhimo can barely remember what the subway guy looked like). Later, Fang Zhimo goes to his boyfriend’s dorm, happily holding his arm, and meets his roommates. The real subway guy, who deliberately gave him the wrong WeChat ID back then, sees the incredibly beautiful face in front of him and thinks: …Damn. Let’s just say he regrets it. - 1. The shou is a gorgeous, socially anxious art student. 2. The true gong is the handsome athlete he chatted with online. 3. Both the true gong and the scumbag gong who gave him the wrong WeChat ID have crushes on the shou. A story about a show-off who makes showing off a habit, then accidentally delivers his crush straight into his rival’s arms. Theme: Unity, friendship, and striving together