[Recommending upcoming novel "Can't You Get Pregnant Just by Kissing?"]
Song Chu is a beautiful little cat, but the System stuffs him into books and makes him play cannon-fodder villains in different worlds.
His mission is to protect his secret and suppress the protagonist top before he grows powerful, forcing him to risk everything and eventually reach the pinnacle of life.
Song Chu: QAQ How could a kitty be a villain?!
World One: Mysterious Eastern transfer student top x little vampire bottom
The beautiful little vampire swaggeringly walks past the protagonist top, reciting the lines the System gave him: "L-Lowly humans don't deserve to go to school with me!"
Sure enough, the little vampire sees anger in the other boy's eyes, and it grows hotter by the day.
Until one day, his secret is discovered.
The protagonist top gives him a wicked smile, his gaze inscrutable as he toys with the fluffy tail that shouldn't exist.
"Do noble vampires have tails too?"
"I can keep your secret, if you beg me..."
World Two: Scheming wizard top x silly mermaid bottom
The innocent mermaid prince was spoiled from childhood and looked down on everyone. "An evil wizard doesn't deserve to associate with merfolk."
But during a banquet, the mermaid prince gets drunk. When he wakes up, he finds himself in the arms of a gloomy wizard.
The wizard holds his chin and makes him cry out, but the sound that comes out is a soft, catlike whimper.
The wizard's hand trembles with excitement. "Your Highness, is that how a mermaid is supposed to sound?"
World Three: Vine mental form top x beautiful omega
The protagonist top is one of the people pursuing the beautiful omega, but because he's an ordinary beta, he gets mocked. "I can't exactly date a beta."
Later, thick vines wrap tightly around him. "If a kitten gives birth, will the baby be a kitten too?"
1. The bottom doesn't really bully anyone. Those are just the lines the System gives him.
2. Split top (in some worlds, the top is split into strands and bits, too). The first world has that old-fashioned, obsessively devoted romance, so if it's not your thing, run for the hills!
3. The universally disliked character becomes a heartthrob, and everyone wants to cuddle the adorable kitty.
4. Simple writing and no logic. If you can't accept that, run away!
5. I bought the cover from an artist. Similar covers are normal~
Upcoming novel: "Can't You Get Pregnant Just by Kissing?"
Shen Yuxiu worked diligently as a System for over twenty years and finally retired, only to transmigrate into a melodramatic angst novel as the character everyone hated.
The original host was the real young master who'd been lost outside the family. After he was finally brought back, his father didn't love him and his mother didn't care for him. The fake young master constantly picked on him, and he was forced to marry a scumbag.
The scumbag was a gentleman in public, but in private treated him as nothing more than a tool for venting. He also got involved with the fake young master, and in the end the original host died in the summer of his twentieth year.
Shen Yuxiu: What kind of garbage plot is this? I'll take them all out!
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Armed with the script and bursting with a sense of justice, Shen Yuxiu sets out to face-slap everyone, but accidentally gets drunk and, in a daze at a banquet, kisses a strange man.
When he wakes up, he's completely confused. It takes him a few days to realize that the man he kissed might have been the original story's villainous big boss, the scum top's biological uncle, Yan Ze.
Thinking of what happens to certain cannon-fodder characters in the novel, Shen Yuxiu almost runs for it. But by chance, he hears Yan Ze say that he's pregnant.
He's shocked, but quickly accepts it.
If a System can transmigrate into a book, why can't a kiss get someone pregnant? Everyone gets pregnant in a different way!
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Strange events and a strange person begin appearing frequently in Yan Ze's dreams.
Later, those strange events happen in real life. First, he meets a beautiful young man, who then gives him a kiss.
Then one day, the beautiful young man secretly touches his stomach while he's taking a nap.
After being caught, the other man's pale amber eyes are full of confusion. "Why aren't you showing yet?"
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Extra scene:
Ever since Yan Ze realized how little his wife knew about this subject, he started making up all kinds of stories.
Every time he opened his mouth, he would say, "This is good for the baby..."
For the baby's sake, Shen Yuxiu never complained, even when his back and legs ached.
But Yan Ze showed no signs of anything happening, while Shen Yuxiu's own belly grew bigger by the day.
Can someone tell him why the human baby got transferred?!
Content warnings:
1. A shameless, melodramatic revenge power fantasy. Extremely shameless and melodramatic.
2. The bottom relies on men to some extent for his revenge. If that bothers you, please don't read~
3. Neither the top nor the bottom is a native of this world. Their identities and history will be revealed later.
4. The bottom was a System before transmigrating into a book. He knows general common sense but lacks knowledge about physiology, so sometimes his train of thought is quite peculiar.
Thesis: Cherish life and stay away from villains.
The kitten has been very worried recently. There are always strange marks on her body when she sleeps! So he asked his good friend for help - the beautiful dream elf. Please save the advance copy of the next volume of the author's column "Don't Covet Beautiful Elves!" , Let's find out the bad guy who stole the kitten together!
It's so frustrating. This character doesn't understand respect and is gentle. He has a sense of machismo. He has the kind of domineering personality that is most annoying in ancient dog-blood novels. I like the setting of cats. But even though cats are simple and cute, they will still show their paws when bullied and have no choice but to let others lead them around.
Can a kitten become a little kitten ()
Does the author have a Weibo or some kind of network cable for me to crawl? I feel like jj limits the author's performance (?????????)
This chapter has less plot. I can't connect it at all, madam.
Did you get into the sack? Hahahahahahahahaha
I also saw the kitten's tail, Song Song, give me a kitten quickly!
"Abyss" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Redress your grievances
Too strong,,,, damn it, I should write it somewhere else
6. This is what is called chasing your wife, arresting her... Respect and blessing