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The blurb for my next upcoming novel, "After the Pretty Cannon Fodder Failed to Disguise Himself as a Top," is at the very bottom.
If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ The familiar harem-magnet flavor is back~
[Blurb]
Naturally airheaded, clueless, spoiled, and wicked (or so he pretends) pretty bottom x increasingly obsessive, corrupted, and devoted-to-the-point-of-worship top
Includes, but is not limited to: rivalry between men, indulgent wish fulfillment, Stockholm syndrome, and chaotic love triangles (created by the bottom, intentionally or otherwise). The bottom lives off his looks, has a terrible personality (because the System makes him), and is very good at putting on an act. As an artificial human, he was born simple-minded, and has nothing going for him but his beauty.
Pei Jiao is a pretty, clueless artificial human. Under the System's instructions, he plays a wicked cannon-fodder beauty and gathers emotional energy from the characters to reach a chaotic love-triangle ending and clear each scenario.
[World One]: An imperial aristocratic academy, featuring the arrogant and domineering third young master of the Pei family, Pei Jiao. (World One and its extras are complete.)
Pei Jiao has two wonderful older brothers, both of whom hold important positions in the Empire. His eldest brother is even an imperial general.
On the System's orders, the aristocratic young master Pei Jiao pretends to be a villainous cannon-fodder character and throws his weight around at school. This includes bullying the poor protagonist bottom, wearing Pei Jiao's favorite ultra-short skirt and kicking and punching him, then grinding his face into a puddle with his pretty little feet.
At home, he bullies his stepbrother, flips his lunch tray, spits in his food, and forces him to eat it!
System: Why are you rewarding him?!
The artificial human is not exactly a genius, and the pretty, clueless darling fails again and again, but he never runs short of emotional energy.
He backstabs the protagonist bottom (or so he thinks), drives a wedge between the protagonist top and bottom (or so he thinks), and steps all over the supporting characters who covet him...
Watching the emotional energy soar, Pei Jiao flushes faintly with excitement at playing a "bad guy" for the first time. His breathing grows slightly hurried, his chest rising and falling with his emotions. Beneath his sailor uniform, a glimpse of his fair, soft lower abdomen can just be seen.
But the pretty, clueless darling gets off to a bad start and ends up getting bitten himself... By the time he struggles to climb off the protagonist bottom's face, he's in no shape to take care of himself and looks utterly bedraggled.
The virtual viewers go wild:
"Jiaojiao, does it hurt? Let me blow on it~ Chu is such a bad dog!"
"Can't wait for Baby to wear garter stockings next time! *drools*"
"Actually, if Big Brother... just spat it right into my mouth, I think I'd be even more excited. (swallows)"
Then Pei Jiao gets pregnant (thanks to a golden finger from his mama, he doesn't have to give birth), and everyone scrambles to claim their rights as his husband.
Pei Jiao watches all the tops furiously clawing at each other's hair, sits back to enjoy the show, and paints his nails in his mind as he haughtily raises his pretty little feet. Why can't you all be more magnanimous? From now on, stop arguing over who the child's father is.
[World Two]: A poor, pretty cannon-fodder character who's good for nothing but his looks and can only put on a little skirt to "scam" his way from the top donor down to the top ten, ruthlessly toying with their feelings as a shameless streamer. (Main story and extras are complete.)
Every night, he's a beautiful streamer dressed in an exquisite miniskirt, black stockings, and wavy hair that sways alluringly. In truth, he's a pretty cannon-fodder character who makes his living through shady schemes, deceiving people in body and heart alike.
The virtual viewers wait for him every night:
"I'm going to die from cuteness, sob... Little streamer Jiaojiao knows how to dress!"
"Wifey's so hot, wifey's so hot, whew!"
"Wifey, wifey, my favorite wifey! Today you're an adorable little maid!"
"Wifey, sob, I'm going to scold you! You're the reason I'm totally ruined! (nosebleed)"
"Little streamer, can we get a look from behind?"
"Little streamer, I'm starting to wonder if you're really a proper streamer."
"Beautiful, aren't you afraid of getting banned dressed that provocatively?"
System moderator: Banned words have been filtered.
In an ordinary, impoverished apartment building, the other tops begin to appear:
A mysterious man, always masked, with a powerful build and an air of cold severity, whose unfathomable past is impossible not to speculate about;
A seemingly refined techie, whose eyes gleam with intelligence behind his glasses, concealing a twisted soul beneath his scholarly exterior;
And a gentle, motherly man who cooks loving meals by hand every day, quietly shares warmth with his neighbors, and comforts every lonely heart in the building.
Then one day, a news report shatters the peace: A serial killer has recently escaped and is hiding near the neighborhood. Residents are advised to stay alert when going out.
The tenants of the apartment building are all on edge, and each of their lives seems to shift in subtle ways.
[World Three]: In a post-apocalyptic setting, a wicked little widower who'd sell anything for food.
A wicked little cannon-fodder character who looks innocent and pure as a white lotus, but is actually a beautiful, poisonous woman. After her dead husband returns, a special drug inadvertently makes this stunning little widow the object of desire for the whole village, and she sets off a conflict among them all.
[World Four]:
An idol trainee competition show, featuring a wicked little cannon-fodder character who uses every trick in the book to debut in the center position.
[World Five]:
A "domineering" CEO who keeps an entire flop idol group.
Other people keep one idol. Pei Jiao keeps all five members of a flop group, and takes weekends off.
Pei Jiao turns over his walnut-sized brain: the most important way to get emotional energy is to make them find out about each other...
Then they can fight!
Whenever Pei Jiao thinks, the virtual viewers laugh.
Pei Jiao begins shamelessly tormenting the idols.
Idol 1: Massaging his legs, he nods obediently. "I'll do anything for resources, President Pei."
Pei Jiao gives him a skeptical look. "Your pecs aren't as big as Idol 2's. Go work out some more..."
Pei Jiao gives him a disdainful look. "You're not as good at pole dancing as Idol 3. Go practice some more..."
You're not as good as...
Watching the emotional energy climb, Pei Jiao smugly rests his calf on the idol's bulging chest.
The idol lets out a muffled groan, his eyes dark with possessiveness.
Pei Jiao pouts and says irritably, "Warm my feet. Can you do that or not?"
In the end, all five idols surround Pei Jiao. "President Pei, I'm not here to break you up. I'm here to join you..."
[World Six]: A wicked little celebrity cannon-fodder character in a dating reality show who clings to powerful people and tries to seduce all the protagonist tops and bottoms, only to fail spectacularly.
Whether there'll be a World Seven depends on everyone's enthusiasm and whether I get inspired...
A note on Baby's character: Pei Jiao has to stir up trouble to earn emotional energy, but he's naturally airheaded (and not exactly a genius), so he fails over and over. Somehow, though, he always manages to collect a whole pile of emotional energy and countless hungry, covetous stares, eventually reaching a happy ending. During the System's missions, the tops are all one-sidedly in love with the bottom. In the end, the bottom will only fall for the top after all the pieces have merged.
Theme: The System keeps encouraging and teaching him to grow, even as it watches him make countless idiotic mistakes.
Over time, the clueless darling gradually learns how to be "human" and develops healthy values. (Please don't imitate the wicked cannon-fodder behavior. The author condemns it!) He learns kindness, sincerity, and courage in love, and the despised-by-everyone (or so he thinks) darling finds happiness with his tops!
1. Many original worldbuilding details. Both leads are each other's only partners.
2. The bottom is a spoiled, brainless, extreme harem magnet (not a virgin; Baby's appearance changes constantly), with no brains and nothing but beauty. Truly wicked! Sneakily mean! (The System made him do it!) The top is split into pieces (the pieces appear throughout all the worlds, and the worlds are connected). One-on-one pairing, the top follows the rules, and there is an outrageous, melodramatic love triangle. Everyone only loves the bottom!
3. The full manuscript is complete, so you can trust me not to abandon it. If you like it, please add it to your favorites. Kisses~
4. Saved on 12/06.
5. Cover purchased on 4/12.
6. If it's not for you, please don't read. No unsolicited writing advice.
[Upcoming Novel Blurb]
"After the Pretty Cannon Fodder Failed to Disguise Himself as a Top"
The newbie System's very first assignment is an enormous challenge. Its assigned Host, Yuan Jiao, is timid and frail, with nothing but a stunningly beautiful face, both pure and innocent. According to the script, he should have become a top...
Script One: [Play a promiscuous scum-top cannon-fodder character on the swim team]
Yuan Jiao is the team's manager, responsible for the "physical and emotional" well-being of all his teammates and taking care of all their needs. This includes, but isn't limited to, personally feeding them, wiping away their sweat, changing their clothes, and "comforting" them. Yuan Jiao also holds the power of life and death: he can scold and beat them, and discipline them.
Among all the handsome guys, Yuan Jiao is only interested in the protagonist bottom, the team captain. Yuan Jiao diligently plays his role as manager, occasionally acting like a promiscuous scum-top at the System's direction.
One day, in the locker room.
Yuan Jiao blinks, stammering, his moist lips turning a shade of red as he bites them. Trying to intimidate the protagonist bottom, who is half a head taller and bare-chested, he says, "If... if you want to keep competing, y-you have to come to my room tonight."
Unexpectedly, that night, all the teammates who overheard him show up in Yuan Jiao's bedroom.
Teammate 1: "Manager Yuan, I'll do anything to keep competing."
Teammate 2: "Manager Yuan, you take care of me during the day. How about I take care of you tonight?"
The captain arrives late, putting on an act. He coldly surveys everyone who is already there. His face is flushed, his eyes bloodshot with anger, his indignation plain to see. Through clenched teeth, he says, "To be honest, I wasn't particularly keen to come. But I couldn't help myself. My third leg seems to have a mind of its own, and it insisted on coming along."
Script Two: [Play a sly, wicked "domineering CEO who takes by force" in the entertainment industry]
As a domineering CEO, Yuan Jiao desperately covets the aloof, high-and-mighty actor who is the protagonist bottom, but the actor only loves the protagonist top.
Following the System's instructions, Yuan Jiao maliciously has a young star drug the protagonist top and take compromising photos of him. But somehow, a powerful hand suddenly grabs Yuan Jiao and drags him into a room.
The protagonist top's voice is lazy, tinged with a hint of gritted-teeth pain. His eyes are bloodshot with excitement. "You're throwing me away now that you've had your fun? Have you fallen for someone else, President Yuan? Want to check whether I've lost my touch?"
It turns out that the protagonist top and Yuan Jiao once had a brief fling, but Yuan Jiao had heartlessly discarded him after using him, never changing his promiscuous ways as he drifted through countless romantic encounters without leaving a trace.
The next day, Yuan Jiao still coldly sends the compromising photos of himself and the protagonist top to the protagonist bottom. Unexpectedly, the usually aloof and noble actor suddenly snaps and pulls Yuan Jiao into his arms, confessing his love with heartfelt anguish: "I don't care. I'll be the other man for love. As long as I know you care about me, that's enough. I've never loved anyone else."
Later... Yuan Jiao watches as more and more men show up, offering themselves to him.
Yuan Jiao: Black-person-question-mark??
Just how many old flames does this CEO have?
Were all these handsome guys pretending to "hate" him? Were they only trying to get his attention?
Surrounded by a pack of wolves, Yuan Jiao's lashes tremble, tears clinging to them. His voice is hoarse, his whole body a mess, as he sobs in protest: "Waaah, wasn't this supposed to be a top-becoming System? Why are you all putting your strength into me?!"
An extremely brainless, chaotic love-triangle story, full of outrageous melodrama, indulgent wish fulfillment, and sweetness.
Theme: Turn over a new leaf and become a positive, wholesome young man.
Babies, this article "Vicious Cannon Fodder Trapped in the Shura Field" is usually updated at 9 a. M. Or early in the morning. There are enough manuscripts in stock, so you can enter the trap with confidence. My latest preview is next door: "After the Beautiful Cannon Fodder Disguised as Attack Failed" It's still the familiar flavor of a brainless and heartthrob, I like it a little bit~~💪💪 Advance receipt copy: The squeamish and stupid Bao'er is a natural fishing-type pretty girl who is gradually getting paranoid and turning black, slicing and licking the dog The first order in the novice system is extremely challenging. The assigned host is timid and weak, with only a beautiful, pure and innocent face. According to the script, he should have been successful... Script 1: [The cannon fodder and romantic scumbag in the swimming school team] Yuan Jiao is the manager of the school team. She is responsible for the "physical and mental" health of all her teammates on a daily basis and solves all their needs, including but not limited to feeding them with her own hands, wiping sweat, changing clothes, and "comforting" her teammates. At the same time, Yuan Jiao also holds the power of life and death, and has the power to scold, beat, scold, and discipline them. Among all the handsome guys, Yuan Jiao only has a soft spot for the captain and the protagonist. Yuan Jiao plays the role of a manager diligently and occasionally plays the role of a romantic scumbag in accordance with the instructions of the system. Today, in the locker room. Yuan Jiao blinked her eyes, stammered, biting her moist lips with a hint of red, and threatened the protagonist, who was half a head taller than her, shirtless and impatient, "If... If you want to continue playing, just come to my room at night." Unexpectedly, all the teammates who had overheard appeared in Yuan Jiao's bedroom at night. Teammate 1: "Former agent, I will do anything to play the game." Teammate 2: "Old manager, you take care of me during the day, and I will take care of you at night, okay?" The late captain, who was pretending to be late, looked coldly at everyone who had already arrived. His face was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot with anger, and his resentment was beyond words. He almost gritted his teeth and said: "To be honest, I didn't have much intention to come, but I couldn't help myself, but the third leg seemed to have its own ideas and insisted on coming." Script 2: [The domineering president who shows mercy everywhere in the entertainment industry] As the boss, Yuan Jiao crazily covets the cold and aloof protagonist Shou, the best actor, but the best actor is only devoted to the protagonist Gong. Yuan Jiao followed the system instructions and sent a starlet to take the drug and take nude photos of the protagonist, but she was inexplicably forced into the room by a strong and powerful hand. The protagonist's voice was full of laziness, even a bit of gnashing of teeth, and his eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes due to excitement: "Are you going to throw it away after you're done with it? Did you fall in love with me, Mr. Yuan? Do you want to test me again to see if my level has deteriorated?" It turns out that the protagonist Gong Gong had a romantic relationship with Yuan Jiao in the past, but Yuan Jiao threw it away after use, never changed her romantic ways, and never touched a leaf among thousands of flowers. The next day, Yuan Jiao still dumped the nude photos to the protagonist. Unexpectedly, the always cold and noble actor suddenly became angry, trapped Yuan Jiao in his arms, and heartbrokenly confessed: "As long as you know that you care about me, it's okay. I have never loved anyone else." Later, I saw more and more men coming to my door asking for a status. Original charming black question mark?? How many romantic debts does the boss have? So it was all just to get his attention? Yuan Jiao, who was surrounded by a pack of wolves, her eyelashes were trembling slightly with tears hanging down her face, her voice was mute, and her whole body was in a mess. She cried and complained: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Didn't we agree that we would be in the attack system?" No matter how hard you try on me! Script three… Script four… 1. There are many private facilities, and both attack and reception are clean. 2. A squeamish person with no brains and a serious heartthrob, no IQ but only beauty! 1V1 attack and defense, attack and attack, splash the blood of the dog to the Shura field, everyone just loves it! Deposited on March 18, 2024.
Good guy, the author is so awesome. Did I really go to the wrong place? 🐶
What, what, it turns out that the baby is so pure?
Why do you have to describe fat buttocks? It's not a Kardashian
No one respects Shou... He doesn't even consider his life safety, just covets himself.
Good guy system, do you have selfish motives?
In fact, I have been wondering for a long time why I say Nao Po instead of my wife, which makes me always feel that Gong is a big talker who is not very smart.
Hahaha everyone's children
The eldest brother, the second brother and so on are really acting out. Ahhhhh!
"Pei Jiao" gave the author a big bug~Bai Wanzhou, the author has made people get it wrong many times