Blurb: The main story is complete!
Please add my upcoming novel, "The Little Empress Dowager Goes Viral After Time-Traveling to the Modern Era," to your favorites. Its blurb is at the very end.
Zhongli Mu is a divination beast cub from a star system full of adorable pets, a fluffy little creature.
After she arrives on Blue-and-White Star,
she has no choice but to start a street stall to make ends meet.
Her sign reads in eight big characters: "Star Charts and Fortune, Diagnosis and Healing."
A passerby actor drops a red banknote into her hand.
Zhongli Mu: "Big brother, you mustn't drink the red water."
Later, the actor: !!! He avoids being drugged and framed, and even lands an endorsement deal.
A refined young master passes by and gives her a piece of candy.
Zhongli Mu: "Big brother, you mustn't eat the white candy. It'll make you feel sick."
Later, the young master stares in shock at the swapped medication.
The actor takes Princess Mu to a variety show.
Zhongli Mu is cute and sweet, and keeps showering everyone with honeyed words.
She charms the staff until they all adore her.
Netizens declare: "I'll send my little brother to marry into her family!"
Jin Yang: "Keep dreaming!"
While appearing on the variety show, Zhongli Mu sets up a stall to earn money.
"Big brother, you're her backup. I suggest you break up, or you'll lose everything."
"Big sister, your family aren't really your family. They're just using you."
"Auntie, your daughter seems to be in a very bad state of mind. Please stop pressuring her, or you'll suffer the pain of losing a child."
"Uncle, you abandoned your wife and daughter, then went after a rich woman. You'll get what's coming to you."
Netizens: "Just how many big brothers does flirtatious little Mu Mu have?!"
Zhongli Mu counts on her fingers. "Not that many."
The actor and guardian, Big Brother Jin; the refined and elegant Big Brother Xie; the mature and domineering Big Brother Qi; the foul-smelling ghost-hunting master; and Big Brother Yue, a thousand-year-old ghost.
And she has plenty of big sisters, too.
Big Brother Jin frowns. "Who do you like best?"
Zhongli Mu blushes shyly, her fluffy ears folding back. "I... I can give everyone a fair share of my affection~"
Later, some ill-intentioned villains try to bully her big brothers.
The little fluffy cub, who can tell fortunes and read the stars, reveals her pink little paws and protects her loved ones from their enemies.
Jin Yan: "I'm very pleased. Keep it up, and I'll reward you with unlimited candy."
Zhongli Mu: "Thank you for the reward, Imperial Brother. I will devote myself to protecting the universe's best big brother until my dying breath."
Um, how about... giving me some candy in advance?
Reading Guide: I hope you all enjoy it. If it's not for you, feel free to leave.
1. Zhongli Mu was raised with lots of love. She can tell fortunes and diagnose illnesses, but cannot cure them. There are ghost-hunting scenes.
2. The story is mainly heartwarming. Zhongli Mu is an adorable little beast who can talk to animals. Fortune-telling and divination are her golden finger.
3. This story is entirely fictional. Please don't connect it to reality.
--- Upcoming novel: "The Little Empress Dowager Goes Viral After Time-Traveling to the Modern Era"
Blurb:
After the death of Liu Su, the Empress Dowager of Mian who was renowned for her "keen intelligence," she suddenly turns into a three-year-old child. Wearing a blue ruqun, she appears out of nowhere on the dining table in the home of Yun Hu, a famous singer.
Their eyes meet, and both are astonished.
Faced with this little girl who fell from the sky and keeps calling him big brother,
Yun Hu assumes she is a lost child.
But then Liu Su says, "Brother Yun, it's me, Liu Su~"
Yun Hu freezes. In his dreams, he really does have a little sister who keeps calling out to him.
The modern era is great in every way, except the food and housing are terrible and the pollution is awful.
Liu Su was born delicate and privileged, and she's incredibly picky. Her food must be rare delicacies, her clothes must be fine silks, her carriage must fly through the skies, her bed must be made of jade that stays warm in winter and cool in summer, and her accessories must include phoenix hairpins and dangling ornaments.
Yun Hu: ...Thank goodness your brother's rich, or he'd be bankrupt.
Because Liu Su can speak with spiritual beings, she learns from a "spirit bell" on the verge of death that
her brother is the foil to the male lead in Long Tian'ao's novel.
He's falsely accused of plagiarism, publicly vilified, blacklisted by the industry, and ultimately abandoned by everyone. He's nothing but an unnoticed stepping stone for the male lead.
She has to start a "spirit interaction" livestream and get a top-liked comment to change the supporting male character's fate.
So, while they're filming their daily life raising a child, netizens see this:
Can that cup talk?
Do bowls have romantic partners these days?
Can that pen do its homework by itself? Students' eyes light up in unison.
Hugging the food, fabric, and flying horse she's earned through her popularity, Liu Su is overjoyed. "Brother, look! I can take care of myself!"
When they see Liu Su's mode of transportation, netizens cry out: "W-wait, that horse can fly?!"
Liu Su even runs into the late Emperor Lin Yu, who died young, at kindergarten.
In her previous life, the dog emperor tricked her into becoming empress, supposedly to protect his beloved.
He promised he wouldn't send her brother to the battlefield, but her brother died there.
He swore she was the only one he loved, yet turned around and welcomed a princess from a neighboring kingdom into the palace.
In this life, he's the younger brother of the male lead Long Aotian.
When the dog emperor keeps pestering her, Liu Su shoves him down imperiously. "Insolence! I am the Empress Dowager. You are an emperor. This is improper."
The former emperor: "We were husband and wife. How did I end up a generation below you? I should be the Retired Emperor."
Liu Su scoffs. "You were still an emperor when you died. I'm the one who is truly the Empress Dowager."
Variety Show Filming: A Little Scene
Liu Su is as chubby as a baby, yet her presence is imposing. "I haven't had my meal yet."
The skinny child across from her looks like a monkey. "Your Majesty, this old servant is no longer a palace maid."
Liu Su furrows her little brows and thinks, "That's true. So be it. Times have changed."
The little maid stands up anyway. "This old servant will serve you your dishes." (Oh, this wretched servile nature!)
The many netizens charmed by the "Little Empress Dowager" cry out: "Your Majesty, your humble servant is sending you money~"
Good heavens, this wretched servile nature! ╯□╰
Reading Guide:
1. This is mainly a heartwarming story about the female lead and her brother, with some characters from her past life in the palace appearing along the way. The female lead is a noble Empress Dowager and can be a little spoiled.
2. The emperor will probably have to grovel to win her back, but he may not succeed.
3. This takes place in a fictional world and has no connection to reality.
Theme: The sun shines on everyone
It's strange, why do children take the initiative to tell their birth date when asked? And the date of birth is not represented by numbers.
This is not good. At the beginning, I said that I would draw more luck suckers. Then the people close to me would be unlucky. I don't know what the plot is about.
It's better to use the luck-absorbing formation less often
Em, I should have understood correctly, the cat got close to Xie Ningyun because of Mint. Are you thinking about catnip? Although they both have the word mint, catnip and peppermint are different plants.
This luck-absorbing formation is too tricky, right?
I would like to recommend to you the new article next door, "The Queen Mother's cub has become popular through live broadcasts in modern times", please collect it and save it~ Copywriting: Liu Su, the Queen Mother of Cotton State, who was famous for her "spiritual spirit", turned into a three-year-old form after her death and came to modern times. Yun Hu suddenly got a younger sister. This younger sister was very cute, but she was deeply affected by the poisonous tea of Gong Dou. She always said some weird things with a cute face, which always made him laugh. In modern times, everything is good, but the food, accommodation, and pollution are terrible. Liu Su was born delicate and very picky. She ate delicacies from the mountains and seas, wore silks and satins, rode in a flying carriage, slept on a jade bed that was warm in winter and cool in summer, and accessorized with phoenix hairpins. Yun Hu:... I have money, but I can't help spending it. As Liu Su, who can communicate with spiritual beings, he learned from a certain "spiritual bell" that was about to die. Her brother is the control male protagonist in Long Tianao's book Being slandered and plagiarized, reviled by others, banned from the industry, and finally abandoned by everyone, this is an inconspicuous stepping stone for the male protagonist. Only by opening the "Spiritual Object Interaction" live broadcast and gaining first likes and popularity can the fate of the male supporting actor be changed. So netizens saw this scene Can this cup talk? Do you even have a partner these days? Can I do my own homework with this article? The students' eyes lit up in unison. Liu Su was so happy that she hugged the ingredients, fabrics, and Pegasus she had received in exchange for her popularity: Brother, I will support you. [Actually: Thousands of years ago, the minister of the Cotton Kingdom saw through live broadcast that his queen mother was not having enough to eat or wear, so he began to crazily gain popularity for his queen mother. And send the best fabrics and ingredients in the palace to raise funds to support the Queen Mother across time and space] Seeing Liu Su's transportation props, netizens exclaimed: This horse can fly? It's me who is ignorant Seeing Liu Su's chef, netizens were shocked: Can this spoon cook? Liu Su actually met the early-dead dog ancestor Lin Yu in the kindergarten. In her previous life, the dog emperor tricked her into becoming the queen, but in fact it was to protect Bai Yueguang. Lying to her would not let her brother go to the battlefield, but her brother died on the battlefield He deceived her into pampering her alone, but then turned around and brought the princess from a neighboring country into the palace. This life is good, he is the younger brother of the male protagonist Long Aotian Faced with the Dog Emperor's entanglement, Liu Su domineeringly pushed him down: You are too presumptuous, the Ai family is the Queen Mother, you are an emperor, it is unreasonable Emperor Gou: You and I are husband and wife, why are we still a generation apart? I should be the Supreme Emperor. Liu Su was disdainful: You were still an emperor when you died, Ai Jia was the serious queen mother. Variety show recording small theater: Liu Su's milk dumplings are the same, but they are impressive: Ai's family hasn't eaten yet. The child opposite who is as skinny as a monkey: The Queen Mother, this old slave is no longer a palace maid. Liu Suxiao frowned and thought: That's right, that's all, things are different now. But the little palace maid stood up and said: This old slave will serve you food (oh~ this damn servility) Netizens who were attracted by the "Little Queen Mother" said: "The Queen Mother, I will send you money~" God, this damn servility╯□╰
The luck-absorbing formation feels like an evil formation, right?
I always feel that today's young people don't know the lunar calendar.
Is this the end? I still want to watch it, it's pretty good... I hope there will be a sequel...
Ah! Suck it.