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[The heroine does not stay faithful to one man; all male characters are virgins; the ending has no couple (it's not a bad ending, you know what I mean).]
[Slightly goofy, with an unconventional style. Best suited to readers who don't take things seriously.]
Blurb:
Xing Bei has had incredible luck all her life. She always wins a free drink when she buys a beverage, gets every multiple-choice question right when she guesses, and was the only one spared when a plague wiped out the entire planet.
Xing Bei always thought she was the chosen one, until she was admitted to a cross-temporal school for the gifted and discovered that every one of her classmates was extraordinary. A famous physicist from history became her deskmate, and the class beauty ate fifty pounds of food every day without gaining weight... These gifted people could awaken psychic powers, so the Federation chose them as secret weapons to protect humanity and fight off the invasion of alien species.
At a school where strength reigns supreme, Xing Bei is looked down on. First place in marksmanship? Must be luck! Quick reflexes? Must be luck! Though every time she asks for leave, she manages to avoid a major disaster, trips over her own feet and finds a treasure, casually tosses a sword and kills an S-rank alien, and has every young prodigy falling for her... her classmates still sneer enviously: It's all just luck!
Until one day, Xing Bei, who supposedly is nothing without her luck, goes to war like a bulldozer, takes on an alien boss single-handedly like an entire regiment, and racks up enough merits to make her hands ache.
H-How could luck alone possibly do all that?
The media interviews Xing Bei. With innocent eyes and a pure smile, she says, "That's right. Strength is part of luck, too."
The people of the Federation: A killing machine in public, a sweetheart in private! We love her!
Just as everyone is getting hooked on Xing Bei's adorable contrast, a secretly filmed video appears that night. In it, Xing Bei is wearing slippers and baggy shorts, one foot on a chair and the other on a table, waving a turkey leg and shouting hoarsely, "Mere mortals, you know nothing about fortune!"
The people of the Federation: ?
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Coming soon, please add to your collection
I'm Best at Being a Simp!
[Upcoming Story Blurb]
After dying alongside the Queen of the Insects, interstellar war god Lou Gan is chosen by the System to become the doomed white moonlight of various male supporting characters in an old-school Mary Sue novel.
Her mission is to turn the white moonlight into a simp female supporting character, making the male supporting characters' affection for them drop to -100.
According to the System, readers these days like sweet romances and absolutely cannot tolerate the heroine's man getting involved with other women.
The System looks through Lou Gan's life as a human weapon and feels greatly reassured: You can do this. You don't even understand what flirting is.
Lou Gan recalls her previous life, when she sacrificed herself for the people, and says with great pride: I can do this. I'm best at being a simp.
Everything is going well. The affection of male supporting character number one is steadily dropping, and the System is confident in Lou Gan, so it leaves a submodule behind while its main body takes off to pursue a side gig.
A year later, the System returns and nearly crashes in horror.
The original heroine, who should have been proud and haughty, has become a scheming, devious, jealous woman. But the people she's trying to frame aren't Lou Gan; they're male leads one, two, and three.
Lou Gan, who should have faked her death several times, calmly leans against a crowd of beauties and waves to the System: Plans have changed, but it's no big deal. The affection is still -100.
The System stares in horror at male leads one, two, and three, all looking deeply in love despite their "-100 affection," and spends the night investigating the affection submodule. The readings are just gibberish.
It discovers that the affection values are displayed backwards.
Positive shows as negative, and negative shows as positive.
So an affection rating of -100 is actually positive 100.
The System asks Lou Gan: Now that things have come to this, would you like to be the heroine?
Lou Gan calmly holds a sword to the System's neck: Send me home. You're the one who deceived my feelings.
The System looks at the male supporting characters, who have become heartthrobs turned simps, and wants to cry: Who the hell is deceiving whose feelings here?
Theme: All hardships have meaning.
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I'm the Best at Being a Lovesick Fool!
What Should I Do When Everyone Who Likes Me Is Younger?
After I Found a Bunch of Replacements, the Real One Came Back to Life
Eighteen Personalities to Win the Male Lead's Heart [Apocalypse]
After I Transmigrated Into a Danmei Novel, the 'Sisters' All Changed Sex
Lose Weight Wherever You Want [System]
My Apprentice and My Master Became Love Rivals
Hahahahaha "It's you"
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You understand me very well. I like every book written by you.
Ouch ooh ooh ooh I love Yukibei oooooooooo
Although, really, when I saw the last sentence, I burst into tears. On the one hand, I have been pursuing this book for a long time, and on the other hand, I was confused for a long time. When I saw this sentence, I really felt deeply.
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Hahahahahahaha, Shura Field turns out to be so happy
Hahahahahahaha it's better now, Pei He's cooked duck flew away
What can I say about my brother? He's quite cute. It would be great if he could be taken away together.
Hahaha, this daddy is the essence~ I originally thought that Xingbei was going to fall like this, hehe, although Brother Zhao is good, he doesn't have the harem fragrance!!