Romance Scenes Cost Extra

Qin Le has always thought of herself as a director of romance films, but her fans don't agree. One fan's comment has become a running joke in the industry: “Director Qin, trust me, you film romance scenes really well. Just don't film them again, okay? ORZ.” To redeem herself, she takes on a documentary about the federal army. Before it premieres, she assures her fans that the romance between the leads is deeply moving. The next day's interstellar headlines feature a heartfelt question from her fans: “@Qin Le, where's the romance you promised? Why did the heroine disappear after the hero hid her in a trash can during a mission? Does that thing connect to a black hole???” Director Qin innocently replies: “The trash can is based on real life. Romance scenes cost extra.” Then someone reveals that the hero in Director Qin's film is based on Colonel Chu, of the Federation's First Legion, and the heroine is his girlfriend. The fans swarm Colonel Chu's StarNet account: “Commander, tell me that young lady broke up with you.” Chu Yuan: “No, she married me. @Qin Le” The fans, as devastated as if struck by a landslide: “What kind of tragedy is this?!” Much later, a story circulates in the industry: To prove she had what it takes to direct a romance, Director Qin offered up her own love story. It turns out she became even more famous, but no one believes she's a romance director even now. Coming Soon 2 My Senior Doesn't Look Very Nice When Sylvia Green turned eighteen, she was accepted into the continent's most famous academy of star magic. One day, she is stopped for an interview on campus. Reporter: “Have you experienced anything especially thrilling since enrolling?” Sylvia: “Does secretly dating the top student in sixth year during my second year count?” Reporter (carefully): “Have you experienced anything especially outrageous?” Sylvia: “Once, after an argument, my boyfriend stopped me in the hallway. A teacher and some students passing by thought he was going to kill me and tried to persuade him to spare poor me.” Reporter (trembling): “Uh... How did that make you feel?” Sylvia: “Next time I get a boyfriend, I'll remember to find one who looks a little nicer.” Coming Soon 3 My Ex-Boyfriend Is the City God Meng Jiujiu once had a mysterious boyfriend. They always met at night, until one day he disappeared. Later, she gets into a car accident in the provincial capital, and her soul leaves her body. She plans to go to a nearby City God temple and ask the City God for help. When she looks up after entering, she discovers that the City God looks exactly like her ex-boyfriend... Theme: Let your work convey your love of life.