I Want to Be Dazai's Best Friend for Life, So How Did He End Up Wanting to Marry Me?

[Tentatively updating every other day, preparing to resume!] * Dazai Osamu, a former MAFIA executive and current member of the Armed Detective Agency, has a live-in roommate, someone he has also known since childhood. He cannot say he dislikes him, but after spending so long together, Dazai has indeed grown tired of being with him. “Ashi, we have known each other for more than ten years, right?” “Mm.” “In your eyes, what am I to you?” “My best friend, I suppose? I respect you very much.” Exactly. That attitude was simply too much. “I have never regarded Ashi as a friend... I have had enough of this life.” Tsuchimikado Nozomi opposite him put on an extremely pitiful expression and finally said dejectedly, “But I cannot manage without Dazai. Could you tolerate me for a little longer?” “How long?” “...How about starting with eighty years?” “You are beyond saving.” “Because I really like Dazai.” “Then... I will agree if you marry me.” * “Wait, how can a police officer date a former MAFIA member?” “For the record, I am not a former MAFIA member. I am a former MAFIA executive.” “Isn't that even worse?!” [Reading guide] ① The pairing is Dazai. It is a sweet little story about childhood friends falling in love over time; each is the other's only one. ② This is a Bungo Stray Dogs-centered crossover and will include some other power-based works. The main setting is Bungo Stray Dogs. The title, blurb, and title after publication may all change, but the jokes will not. I do not really want to change the title either. ③ Thanks to the raccoon who is the world's best at typesetting for managing to typeset such a long name. I am genuinely shocked. ④ If you like me, please bookmark me! If you do not like me, please, I beg you! ⑤ To be decided! Recommended pre-release, The Holy Grail Does Not Want to Be Human. Go to the author's column to read it. As an omnipotent wish-granting machine, the Holy Grail had seen all kinds of people. Some were foolish, greedy, arrogant, holy, brave, selfless... all kinds of people prayed to it. Any wish was possible. Whether they wanted to become a king or pope, obtain someone's heart, or destroy the world, any wish spoken to the Holy Grail could be fulfilled. Yet the Holy Grail found this increasingly boring. Are there no more interesting humans? This world might as well... “Then my wish is: for the Holy Grail to become human, to have feelings, to fall in love with someone... an ordinary human.” This is bad. ◆ Even after becoming human, Grail-kun was one of the greatest scoundrels among humanity. He could still precisely identify people with tastes like his own and continued luring other humans into his traps. However, the wish really had come true. He really had become an ordinary human with feelings, capable of falling in love. “Do you really love him?” “Of course! Are you underestimating me? This love is about to burst out of my heart... Wait, do I even have one of those? Never mind. In any case, I absolutely have to obtain him by any means necessary!” “...?” “That guy has a heart of gold... Even if I have become human, I will never let him go. Even if I have to wager my final strength and exhaust my life, I will definitely see the look of despair on his face!” “You are truly disgusting.” “...Thanks?” “No one was praising you!” My completed works, ready to eat straight from the package No pairing: The Boss's secret identity Can Do Anything, Draw Cards, Then Become a Male High School Student, Everyone Thinks I Am a Fictional Character Same-sex romance: One Hundred Ways to Save the Liquor Distillery in the World of Detective Fiction, pairing with Gin; The Liquor Distillery Boss Also Wants to Retire Today, pairing with Hiromitsu; Surviving in the World of Detective Fiction by Lying Low, pairing with Rei; Something Is Wrong with the Way to Get Promoted in the Organization, pairing with Matsuda; Detective Fiction Life RPG Theme: There are no difficult jobs, only hardworking doggies