The Immortal Venerable’s Last Wish

[Main story complete. Extra chapters are being updated. The story was revised several times during serialization, so pirated versions may differ. Thank you for supporting the official release.] 1. Life is like a play. The more you play, the less fun it gets. At last, Xi Ling learned that his death was near. So that very night, Xi Ling tearfully ate two big bowls, then happily made a list of his final wishes. Wish One: A plate of plum-blossom pastries and a bowl of iced lotus and licorice soup. Wish Two: To see snow falling within the Xuanyang Sect. Wish One Hundred: Find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters for a grave, and be buried with him. 2. Carrying out one's last wishes is always full of complications, like a young man who clings to him shamelessly, and a few twists of fate that are both winding and entertaining. But why is this young man so strange sometimes? The way he looks at Xi Ling is as if his whole family has died, full of pain and sorrow. 3. The wishes were all fulfilled fairly well, and Xi Ling was quite satisfied. He even dug his own grave with his own hands. And yet... One day passed, then two, and half a month went by in a flash. Xi Ling lay in his coffin, utterly perplexed. Huh? Why am I still not dead? Before he could figure it out, the sky suddenly blazed with light, and someone flipped him out of the coffin with a shovel. "Do you want to die that badly?!" A deafening roar rang out. The man, who was usually always in control, flew into a rage, then swept Xi Ling into his arms. Xi Ling stared blankly and blurted out the truth without thinking. "There's someone in hell. I have to go find him." Xi Ling: "...Why are you crying?" 4. Legend has it that Immortal Venerable Qingwu had peerless cultivation, but his Dao companion died a hundred years ago. Ever since then, the Venerable hasn't been quite right. A cunning top who changes his appearance and chases his husband everywhere x a dazed, mad, sickly beauty of a bottom with maxed-out combat prowess #There's someone in hell. I have to go find him# #I was reborn with my memories intact, but by then you had already gone mad# Content Warnings and Reader's Guide ☆ 1v1, happy ending ☆ Immortal Venerable Qingwu = Xi Ling ☆ The bottom is literally not right in the head ☆ My writing is terrible and the logic is a mess. You don't have to tell me if you drop it. My wish is for world peace, orz ☆ Do you really have the heart to let my story build up a backlog? Sob sob sob Next story: A Notice of the World's End 1. After a volcanic eruption, humanity suddenly began to evolve. The Anomaly Bureau was established in response, and struggled to maintain social order. No one knew when the letter had appeared on the desk. It looked ordinary enough. Yellow paper, a red postmark. But it was anything but ordinary. Just like its title, it sat brazenly in the very center of the Anomaly Bureau's lobby, as if it had walked through an empty room. Notice of the World's End (With Proposal) 2. Jin Bei was lucky enough to see the letter. It was brazen and several thousand words long, vividly describing an earth-shattering conspiracy. It even came with a PowerPoint presentation. In response, Jin Bei, in the middle of his busy day, raised his middle finger, then took off his uniform, got a perm, and went to the hospital with a little flower to visit his crush. Jin Bei was the Anomaly Bureau's strongest fighter and the Special Operations Team's ultimate bully. Unexpectedly, his crush was a sweet, sunny little white flower. After hearing Jin Bei's account, the little white flower blinked and repeated his assessment: "A prank?" Maybe it was just Jin Bei's imagination, but the temperature around them seemed to drop all of a sudden. 3. Later on, Jin Bei exhaled a hot, bloodied breath and reflected on the several years of unrelenting bad luck he'd had. First, the prank came true, and everything outlined in the letter happened one by one. Then his confession was rejected, and his years of unrequited love shattered into pieces. After that, he picked up his broken heart and turned his grief into fighting strength. He risked his life in all kinds of high-risk red fog zones, while also having to protect his former crush, who was now his teammate. But none of that compared to the boot planted on him right now. Picking up the letter from the ground, the little white flower curled his lips, though his voice sounded a little aggrieved. "I spent so long writing that." As he spoke, he pressed down harder with his foot. "You said you liked me. What did you like?" "It was all an act." Reader's Guide: ★ The bottom doesn't destroy the world. ★ The bottom doesn't destroy the world, but that doesn't mean he's a good person. ★ The blurb may still be tweaked. Theme: Keep yourself in check