After My Jealous Master Caught Me

Xie Zhiyu was born with six kinds of demonic blood. To keep himself from bringing disaster upon his sect, he left as a boy and ventured deep into the Demon Realm in search of a cure. The Demon Venerable told him that to cure his affliction, he first had to become a demon and soak in a blood spring, then shed his old body and be reborn. Xie Zhiyu followed the instructions, but at the final step, the Immortal Dao launched an attack on the Demon Realm. He was bathing naked when his master, Shi Wuyan, arrived with sword in hand. The scene was rather suggestive, and Xie Zhiyu was mortified. He couldn't let his bright and upright master find out about his demonic blood. Just as he was wondering how to handle the situation, Shi Wuyan gritted his teeth and demanded to know what exactly he had to do with the Demon Venerable. Xie Zhiyu immediately found a new angle for making things up. “I'm an elder of the Hehuan Sect,” Xie Zhiyu said. “The Demon Venerable and I just have a little physical relationship.” Shi Wuyan: “…” - Shi Wuyan saved Xie Zhiyu's life and dragged him back to the sect, determined to force him back onto the righteous path. Every day, he checked Xie Zhiyu's clothes and appearance, and even used magic to keep him bound at his side, forbidding him from having anything more to do with the Hehuan Sect. But from the very first day back, Xie Zhiyu realized that the cultivation world had changed beyond recognition. The old messaging talismans had become communication jade tokens. He could learn everything happening in the world without leaving home, and the tokens now even had a section for immortal-sect gossip, full of rumors about the cultivation world. And the story of him and his master was right there among them. “Did anyone go to the battle against the demonic path?! So the missing senior disciple of the Lingxiao Sword Sect was imprisoned by the Demon Venerable all these years!” “A Heartless Dao sword cultivator can't forget his old love: the Lingxiao Sword Sect's top disciple loses his virtue for love.” “A feel-good story based on real life! Raised as a substitute by my Heartless Dao master, I became the sect's one and only white moonlight!” What is this?! What on earth is this?! Can you people please get back to cultivating properly?! [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. This is a silly comedy, a silly comedy, a silly comedy, and a sweet little romance. Every setting exists to serve the romance and the comedy. 2. Warning: [Includes forum-style posts] [Includes forum-style posts] [Includes forum-style posts]!!! There are quite a lot of them, so if you don't like forum posts, please steer clear. 3. A master who enforces proper conduct, has an exceptionally strong sense of morality, and is an unrivaled fighter x a shamelessly smooth-talking disciple who makes things up every day and is also a formidable fighter. He only talks big; he has nothing to do with the Hehuan Sect. ↓↓↓ Coming soon: another ancient-style comedy ↓↓↓ "My Disciple Might Be Sick" 1. Jiang Jianhan was born to be a sword cultivator. He was slow to understand matters of the heart and clueless about social conventions. Though blessed with an exceptionally handsome face, he always looked so intimidating that people kept their distance. The sect had suffered at Jiang Jianhan's hands for long enough. To give him a new target to torment, the sect leader and elders begged him from every angle until he finally took on a young disciple whose personality complemented his own. The boy was incredibly talented. He smiled whenever he saw Jiang Jianhan, his eyes shining whenever he looked at him, and his sweet, cheerful voice filled Jiang Jianhan with joy whenever he called him “Master.” Yet Jiang Jianhan could never bring himself to feel happy. Jiang Jianhan thought his disciple might have something wrong with his head. A few days after becoming his disciple, the boy didn't visit him. Instead, he went around selling pills. They went on an outing together, but the boy disappeared and was selling pills all over the place. The boy won first place in a tournament, then went right back to selling pills. Even when a group of cultivators deep in their cultivation ventured into the Heavenly Demon Secret Realm and faced near-certain death, they could still run into Jiang Jianhan's little disciple wandering by with a basket of medicinal herbs, enthusiastically selling pills. Jiang Jianhan: ? Was his disciple not right in the head? 2. After being reborn, Qin Zhengye had to gather three Soul-Returning Pills to save his master, who was fated to die. So he worked hard to make and sell pills, bought up medicinal herbs, and searched for the rare ingredients he needed. He kept expanding his business, getting ever closer to saving his master and turning the tide At last, unable to watch any longer, Jiang Jianhan said: “How about I find you a master who specializes in alchemy?” Qin Zhengye: ? No, no, no. Had his master misunderstood something? Couldn't his master tell that he liked him?! [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. A cheerful, friendly disciple who is obsessed with making money and alchemy, and is as loyal as a puppy x a sword cultivator master who seems cold but is acting out an entire TV drama in his head, and has incredible fighting skills. 2. The master is slow to catch on for certain reasons. The disciple has been reborn, and his cultivation starts out low because he has been holding back and not training. He has hidden strength. 3. A sweet, silly comedy. Every plot point, setting, and bit of story logic exists only to serve the comedy and the romance. Theme: Don't lie.