Nobody Told Me I Was the Matchmaker

1.

Jiang Ze was an ordinary person.

Ordinary people weren't supposed to transmigrate into a book,

but Jiang Ze knew he was just an ordinary person.

He didn't have a powerful golden finger,

he had no formidable backing,

and even the character he'd transmigrated as

was just an utterly ordinary, minor rich playboy.

Watching other people's stories was boring.

Jiang Ze was so bored,

he really wanted to tie people's fingers together.

2.

As he kept tying fingers together, he realized something was off about the story.

How had the future noblewoman, who was supposed to enter the palace and live a life of misery, ended up with her childhood sweetheart?

How had the prince and the minister, who couldn't stand each other and bickered every time they met, fallen in love?

And how had the villainous, treacherous minister ended up falling in love with his own stepmother?!

Ah... this...

Well, could it be that he wasn't an ordinary person?

3.

Hah. He didn't buy it.

Jiang Ze munched on sunflower seeds and mocked his friend, who was summing up the recent chaos.

"So, according to you, if I tie the two of us together, we'll get together?"

The red string tugged, and their two fingers ended up pressed tightly together.

Maybe the wine had gone to his head.

Jiang Ze still wasn't satisfied. As his friend stared at him in horror,

he tied together the leading man, the second male lead, and every other male lead sitting at the other tables drinking.

With all ten fingers tied up together, Jiang Ze was delighted

and passed out, utterly satisfied.

4.

Later on,

Jiang Ze's tears flooded the Yellow River.

You really can't afford to tempt fate!!!

[Recorded on 2023/8/10. The Weibo post has been screenshotted.]

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