Be Your Dog

1.

His family had set up another blind date for Qiu Yi. The other person was gentle, quiet, and obedient, and extremely dull.

The only thing that set them apart from the dozens before was their exceptionally good looks.

Qiu Yi yawned and signed the marriage registration papers in a few quick strokes.

If not this one, then the next. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Whatever.

A call about a mission came at just the right moment.

Qiu Yi immediately answered and headed for the next crisis.

As he left, he hadn't even remembered what his new wife's face looked like.

Two years passed quickly, and Qiu Yi never touched his wife once.

It wasn't because he was saving himself for someone.

He simply hated how his spouse tried to seduce him every other day.

He didn't like people throwing themselves at him.

2.

That day, Qiu Yi took on another extremely dangerous mission.

It was the closest he'd ever come to death.

Qiu Yi wasn't afraid of dying.

In this era, where people were being consumed by pollutants,

a human life wasn't worth much more than the weeds growing by the roadside.

He just wasn't ready to die before completing his mission.

Rescue arrived at that moment.

The newcomer was so powerful it was unnerving.

They dispatched everyone in a few moves

and walked up to Qiu Yi, who was kneeling on the ground in a sorry state.

A cold hand lifted his chin.

Qiu Yi looked up and saw a breathtaking, otherworldly face exactly like his wife's.

But the person's personality was completely different from what he remembered.

"Useless."

Those were the last words Qiu Yi heard.

3.

Qiu Yi fell in love with his spouse for no other reason than that he liked the way the other person looked at him as if he were a dog.

He began looking forward to being seduced every day.

He bought flowers, brought wine, bathed and changed, and put on a new outfit.

Happily, Qiu Yi hurried to the marital home, which he had visited only once,

and saw what was waiting on the table:

a divorce agreement.

4.

Later, by chance, Qiu Yi overheard his ex-wife talking to someone else.

"Why did you get divorced?"

"It wasn't interesting."

His ex-wife held a cigarette, its curling white smoke veiling his profile.

"I think he's impotent."

"Trash."

[This definitely won't be the final title! But I can't think of one right now, so this will have to do for now.]

Theme: Stay positive.