Gojo Satoru Secretly Has a Child Bride Outside, Behind Geto Suguru's Back [Jujutsu Kaisen X Detective Conan]

1. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru accidentally drink fake liquor and spend one glorious night together. The next morning, Gojo wakes to find the person beside him has turned into... a six- or seven-year-old toddler?!! In a daze, the toddler tugs at his arm, eyes shimmering, and says in a baby voice, "Satoru, I want more~" [Ahem, let's try that again. The toddler is very serious: "There's something wrong with the liquor! By the way, why didn't you get smaller?" Gojo Satoru looks conflicted: "...Put some clothes on first." 2. Gojo Satoru somehow ends up playing dad. When his colleagues and students ask about the child, he answers calmly, "This is my son." The peanut gallery: "Then why does he look so much like Geto?! Is this your way of raising a replacement wife since you couldn't get the real thing?!" Gojo! Sensei, you have no heart!!! The man whose reputation has taken a hit diligently starts raising the kid. He's not only always worried that his son isn't eating or sleeping enough, but also frets over his son's development. He even sends him to Teitan Elementary School? Gojo Satoru: "If you love him, raise him as your son!" Little Geto: "...Did you forget how old I really am?!!" ★ Geto gets all the love! Geto gets all the love! Geto gets all the love! ★ A mountain of headcanons, extremely out of character. As long as Gojo and Geto are happy, that's all that matters! ★ The entire Tokyo Metropolitan Police Academy gang survives, 100%! ★ The pairing can be reversed, but never split up! Synopsis screenshot dated 2021.03.01 √ Theme: To be added