Retired Gin Starts a New Business [Mainly Detective Conan]

Gin is physically and mentally exhausted from working for the Organization, and his hair is falling out. He's retiring! Whoever wants to stay at this lousy Organization can stay! When Vodka hears the news, he gives his enthusiastic support: Aniki! Your hair is so beautiful! Why not open a hair salon? You'd make a fortune! Gin thinks that's a great idea and uses all the money he earned working part-time as a driver to open a shop. But he never expected the customers who came in to be such a strange bunch. Like a high school boy who keeps shouting that he wants to become a delinquent, a bandaged man who loves attempting suicide, and even a Mary Sue who is obsessed with rainbow-colored hair! Just as Gin starts wondering whether opening the salon was the right decision, it somehow becomes incredibly popular, even making the top three on the list of "Most Wanted Hair Salons"! As the customers keep coming, he decides to hire some more staff. But why are the applicants those persistent Whisky Trio members?! There's Rye, who never stops talking nonsense, Scotland, who keeps dishing out life advice, and Bourbon, who acts like his lover was stolen from him! Gin declares that he has plenty of hair, so he's not worried at all! ● This idea came from my resentment over having my hair ruined by a hairdresser. I kept wishing there were a handsome, skilled barber who didn't talk much or try to sell me things. Then I pictured Gin with a pair of scissors, trimming split ends. (x) ● Tons of headcanons, extremely out of character. ● All five members of the Police Academy group survive. ● The blurb screenshot was taken on 2021.04.02 √ Theme: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha