I Really Am Human!

[Coming soon: the infinite-flow novel The Devil's Amusement Park and the Crossover spin-off [Comprehensive] The Taotie's Struggle. Stop by and take a look! Synopses at the very bottom.]

This novel's synopsis

Long Zefeng thought that dying from overexertion while grinding through major events in several monster-collecting games at once was bad enough. But he never imagined there was no limit to how unlucky he could get.

He felt the few coins left in his pocket as the Monster System's voice rang in his ears like a death knell.

"Host, complete your missions as soon as possible to exchange for more survival time."

All right, all right, I get it. Glancing at the bright green stamina bar above his head, Long Zefeng set off on a journey to remove curses, slay demons, level up with a certain spider, help a certain slime with construction, find a house for a certain dragon...

Long Zefeng: I love this job (exhausted smile.jpg)

But

I really am a human, not a monster, a curse, or a ghost!

Please, strange sorcerers, Demon Slayer Corps members, heroes... stop chasing me!

P.S. The pairing is set: Kuchiki Byakuya.

[Coming soon: The Devil's Amusement Park, the second installment in the Anfield Manor series. It's a Western fantasy infinite-flow story~]

After spending three hundred boring years in hell, Sari, now an upper-level demon, returned to the human world once again.

Seeing the Amusement Park app on his phone, which had appeared after he followed a demon's invitation, Sari raised an eyebrow.

Sari: Interesting.jpg

So, slightly bored, he happily brought along his other half, the Demon King Victor, and began a multi-world escape (vacation).

And yet, his style was completely different from that of the other players

The butler of the Tulip Castle bowed to him. Sea monsters sang fervent songs of the whale. In the desert, a dog-headed god passed judgment on souls alongside him...

Other players, killed by an elegant vampire butler, served as a sea monster's feast, or put on trial: ?????

Other players: Is this GM? I want to report someone for cheating!

GM: There's nothing I can do if you put it that way. That's my boss's boss's wife, after all QwQ...

The second installment in Anfield Manor, a medium-length novel. Welcome aboard _(:з)∠)_

[Upcoming Crossover spin-off The Taotie's Struggle. Who could resist a fluffy little creature that makes delicious food?~]

Heaven and earth shattered, mountains and rivers collapsed, and countless strange beasts perished. Long Wugou fought his way out, clinging to the last chance of survival. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a strange place.

To fill his belly, Long Wugou put his talent to use and opened a private restaurant in Yorknew City, where business boomed.

But the Heavenly Dao didn't let him go. To escape its pursuit, Long Wugou moved from place to place, turning his private restaurant into a chain.

Then he met all sorts of bizarre customers...

A bandage-wrapped man who wanted to kill himself every day, an eyepatch-wearing man obsessed with sweets, a swordsman who went around killing demons, a general who hoped for humans and demons to coexist in peace, a spider complaining about how bad dungeon monsters tasted, a king deeply in love with red bean paste...

Oh, and the little black-haired assassin he found on opening day. Apparently, there's a mountain at his house...

Long Wugou: Honestly, I just want to fill my stomach. Please stay away from me...

But to be fair, curses, ghosts, monsters, certain underground creatures, and supernatural powers are all pretty tasty.

Pairing: Illumi, though plenty of other characters have one-sided crushes on the protagonist.

The protagonist is a Taotie. He can eat anything, has an incredible set of teeth, and loves every bite.

[The construction novel being updated alongside this one, I'm Really Not a Gacha Blackhole!, has plenty of chapters ready to binge!]

If you asked Yao Qingyan, who was reborn after being struck by a mysterious trading System, what it felt like to be reborn, he'd say

Yao Qingyan: Thanks for asking. I'm in a game, working on construction.

Your Desolate Star is a game combining combat, management, farming, and construction. From the moment it launched, interstellar citizens rushed to sign up. But only reborn Yao Qingyan knew that everything in the game was real.

The winner of this game-streaming variety show really would become the king of a new world.

In his previous life, he had to leave the game during the auditions to care for his sick younger sister. Even so, not long afterward, she died from the torment of a genetic disease.

This time, he has another chance!

But

Can someone tell me why I'm a gacha blackhole this time around???

After being born into an uncivilized primitive tribe, Yao Qingyan took a hard bite of half-cooked meat and drooled at the sight of the neighboring city-state's crown prince.

Gong, Military Genius, Construction Skill Level Nine Disaster, Qing, Crown Prince, Cang: Yao Mingqing? You're the ally I've been dreaming of!

Yao, Combat Power of Half a Goose, Construction Genius, Qing, Primitive Man, Yan: Useless, wasteful money sink. Get lost!

The completed novels Anfield Manor and Quick Transmigration: The Ninth Tail are also welcome to read.

Theme: Life is precious