Who Even Wants to Be the Son of Long Aotian?!

My name is Shan Qingzhou. I'm the Qingzhou from the saying, "A light boat has crossed ten thousand mountains." And I've transmigrated into a book.

My dad is a harem-novel Long Aotian, complete with a more children, more blessings System. I'm the youngest in the family, with two older brothers.

The good news: My mother comes from a prestigious family, so my father doesn't dare take concubines or make her have more children.

The bad news: I've read that ridiculously long book, and he's set his sights on the three of us brothers.

My eldest brother is a full eighteen years older than me. By the time I was born, I already had twin nephews two years older than me and a niece my own age.

My second brother is eight years older than me, and apparently he's already been promised in an arranged marriage, the kind where they marry as soon as he comes of age.

In the original story, I too was destined to be given eighteen beautiful wives and have enough children to make a whole soccer team.

But I'm gay!

To avoid the fate of becoming a womanizer, and to keep those eighteen girls from having their lives ruined, even a couch potato like me has to work hard. At the very least, I have to cultivate to a higher level than my dad and escape his control.

But friends, as you know, there aren't many people who can stand up to a harem-novel Long Aotian. My gender means I can't become a female Long Aotian in a tomato novel, so all I can do is...

All right, you get it.

Send me 50 yuan and listen to the full story of my cultivation journey.

Ahem, I got sidetracked. So I sought out the original story's big bad and brought along all the loot I'd pulled from my card pool over the years to join him.

Oh, I forgot to mention: I also got the standard transmigration golden finger, a card pool spanning myriad worlds that can draw anything, depending on whether you're lucky or not.

A few notes

1. The narration in the story differs from the blurb.

2. No women are harmed in this story. (Emphasis added.)

3. Zhouzhou sees things from a reader's perspective. His father's actual situation isn't quite what he thinks.

Theme: Strive and fight hard.