Best Friend, Hand It Over!

The story is complete. I hope you'll support the official release! Check out my similarly hilarious upcoming story, "My Secret Identities Are So Weird." Scroll down to read the blurb! It's a slice-of-life story about showing off with superpowered tennis. There's also the hilarious, snark-filled quick transmigration story "Transmigrating with My 2D Idols." In short, it completely destroys your worldview in every possible way. ------Story Blurb------ Oh, boy who lost his best friend, tell me: was the friend you lost this natural-born, award-winning assassin and doting dad, or this squinty-eyed, unhinged, scheming curse user? Was it this hot-tempered yet gentle red-haired King of Red, or these four young classmates from the police academy who spent every day together? Bandage freak / white-haired cat / King of Blue / black-haired undercover booze: ! Chunshan Chun: All right, from now on, your best friends are mine! Everyone: ??? Due to a mistake by the god of dimensions, Chunshan Chun, creative director of a city-building game, was forced to take on all the major characters in this world who had died as employees. To prevent the dead from disrupting the world's balance, Chunshan Chun, now saddled with a crew of deceased characters... opened a host club catering to a particular clientele. And so... Shocking! A certain unspeakable person from Yokohama has been seen visiting this establishment lately. Could it be... Explosive news! The strongest man in the Jujutsu world brings his underage adopted son here every day! Is this a sign of the collapse of human decency, or... The King of Blue, a government employee, has been frequenting this establishment for several days in a row. Even the little princess of the Red group brought people here? The reason a certain distillery's undercover agent is so obsessed with his part-time job is actually that he wants to buy his freedom at a high price? Or could it be that they... Chunshan Chun, unscrupulous boss and owner of countless hosts: Hand over your best friends and your money! Bonus Scene: One day, Hat Guy, an executive of an underground organization in Yokohama, received a flyer. “Want to see him again?” The photo beside the words showed the man who had given him his hat, now dead. Hat Guy was sent to investigate. When he entered the establishment, he saw his familiar former partner, people from the neighboring distillery, the strongest man in the Jujutsu world, and even the little princess of the Red group... But before he had a chance to think, he saw his former partner pull out a familiar black card and order a champagne tower for the low-ranking employee who had died in the line of duty several years earlier. Hat Guy: ... Tips: No couples in the story. All relationships follow those in the original works, and readers are free to decide their ships! The protagonist is an ordinary person. Apart from being the boss, he has no combat abilities. A cozy, everyday-life story. These are my interpretations of the characters. Apologies for any OOC moments. The host club operates in a way similar to Ouran High School Host Club. ------Upcoming Story------ "My Secret Identities Are So Weird" Note: This isn't a traditional secret identity story. It's more of a chuunibyou-style story. I just can't think of a suitable title right now, but I'll change it if I come up with one. Also known as #AnOrdinaryPersonShowingOff #ImJustATennisPlayer #AfterITransmigratedEveryoneThoughtIWasABigShot After transmigrating, Miyazaki Takuma, an ordinary high school tennis player, finds himself in a dangerous anime world full of crises. He had no intention of getting involved in the plot, but to get home, the System's showing-off missions force him to scrape by among a bunch of master schemers and the strongest characters. System Mission: Join the Yokohama schemers in speaking in riddles. Your item: The aura of a trickster. System Mission: Become a famous detective admired by everyone. Your item: The Ice Emperor's powers of observation. System Mission: Become a rising power in the Jujutsu world. Your item: A certain famous tennis domain. After all kinds of missions and strange yet familiar abilities come pouring in... The Port Mafia tries to befriend him, the Jujutsu Higher-Ups are deeply wary of him, the black-clad organization wants nothing to do with him, and even the god of the 2D world looks at him with a complicated expression. “Do you really have to destroy the world?” Miyazaki Takuma, a truly ordinary person: Help! I just want to go home and play tennis! Tips: * The protagonist really is an ordinary person, with no supernatural abilities or combat skills. At most, he can play super-dimensional tennis. * No couples. Readers can ship whoever they like. Theme: The end of death is being forgotten.