My Ability Is Fishpond Master

[Please check out my upcoming story next door, I'm Just Thirsty for Your Body! Follow it! Let's all treat Gojo as a stand-in and play with his feelings! (Just kidding.)] [Updates around 11 p.m. every night] Qingshui Yao was a fanfic writer whose stories had been mocked by countless terrible-fanfic bots. As people cursed him out, he kept writing: The first time 5t5 saw her, he fell for her at first sight, and there was no turning back. A thousand years ago, Blueberry Yogurt went mad when he lost her. Jie gege roared like a madman: For you! What does it matter if I kill everyone! Three years after their breakup, A Zai watched her hold their two-year-old child and wept. Zhongye pleaded, "I'll give you everything. Please don't break up with me." Then Qingshui Yao was transported into the story. He became the all-powerful villainous boss in a fanfic, hopelessly in love with the heroine. But after diligently bringing the heroine and all her handsome suitors together, Qingshui Yao belatedly realized: 5t5 used chasing the heroine as an excuse to hang around him every day, refusing to leave. While shaking hands with Huzi, he got his palm licked by a mad dog. In a time capsule Xia X Jie had left ten years ago, he had written down Qingshui Yao's name as his childhood friend. Tipsy, Zhongye gathered his courage and confessed to him. Even Tai X Zhi, thinking he was asleep one night, had pressed a tender kiss to his forehead. Qingshui Yao declared: Reviving the glory of villains is our sacred duty! We villainous bosses don't get romance plots! Go away, you damn one-sided crushes! #I Was Just a Fish, But I Flipped Around and Became the Owner of a Whole Fishpond# #Somehow, I Became Their White Moonlight# [Reader advisory] 1. A wildly out-of-character, brainless wish-fulfillment romp, born from a complete loss of reason. 2. No official couple in the main story; everyone has a one-sided crush. 3. I adore melodrama. The whole story is steeped in old-school flavor and packed with terrible cliches. Here are stories by my besties! Go check them out! "Raised Like a Dog by 5t5" by Guaji Jun One-line premise: I'm a fox, not a Samoyed! "My Secret Identity Is the Organization" by Guan Qian One-line premise: I'm everyone who spends all day fighting each other. Theme: Only those who give will receive in return. Only through persistent hard work can we build a beautiful future.