The Top Student Thinks About Divorce Every Day

A cool, aloof academic genius uke who wants a divorce every day x a goofy, ferocious school bully seme who is a model husband Lu Qian and Jiang Shaoze had been married for ten years. His lover was mature and dependable, and raised him like a son. Before he closed his eyes for the last time, Jiang Shaoze held him close, warming his feet with his chest and clasping his hand in his big palm. His voice trembled as he murmured in his ear, "My greatest regret in this life is that I never met you when you were a little kid, Lu Qian. I would have spoiled you rotten." Lu Qian remembered. The first thing he did after being reborn was go find his eighteen-year-old lover. But at the school gate, he ran into a boy with a buzz cut shaved down to the scalp, his uniform hanging carelessly off his shoulders, and a sharp glint in his eyes. The other boy stopped in front of him and raised an eyebrow. "Get lost." Lu Qian: ... There's no way we can get married now. -- A genius student arrived at No. 8 High School and got on the wrong side of the school's biggest bully, Jiang Shaoze, on his very first day. Everyone in Class 8 thought he was doomed. One day, the genius walked past the doorway carrying some notes. The distracted bully's gaze fell on the boy's damp hair, and he gritted his teeth as he called out, "Lu Qian! Stop right there! Why is your hair wet?" Class 8: ??? He's picking a fight, right? He is, right?! The genius ignored him. Jiang Shaoze kicked a desk leg, and the class held its breath. Then the ferocious bully rummaged through his desk, pulled out a towel, chased after him, pinned him against the wall, and carefully dried every strand of his hair, all while grumbling, "Damn it, I've told myself ten thousand times: if I keep taking care of you, I'm not human!" Class 8: ...Well, this is something. Later, in PE class... The school bully finished the two-kilometer run a lap ahead of the others, then turned around, rushed to the starting line, scooped up the genius who was preparing to run in the second group, and took off. Jiang Shaoze was shamelessly pleading all around the field: "Can't I carry you while you run, Your Highness? Do you know how much I'm worth? Stop squirming!" Classes 8 and 1 through 20: ...Damn, something's wrong. This time, something is seriously wrong! Completed reborn angst and groveling romance: The old-school, tearjerker groveling romance Completed sweet nonhuman romance: The Admiral Fell for His Mermaid After Being Assigned One Completed modern sweet romance: The Cannon-Fodder Beauty Is Doted On Completed nonhuman, younger seme, and raising-a-child story: I Became a Monster's Guardian --Next up: The Fake Spoiled Young Master Goes Viral on a Parenting Reality Show After Transmigrating from Ancient Times to the Present Day Li Mao transmigrated into a book. The cannon-fodder fake young master who shared his name was gloomy and stupid. He schemed to make the true young master, the protagonist uke, appear on a nationally popular variety show so he could clear his name. In the end, the protagonist uke became famous thanks to the show, while the cannon fodder was vilified across the internet, his reputation ruined. Li Mao, Kyoto's number-one spoiled young master: (slowly types a question mark) What does it mean to clear your name? Why would I do that? * The rich-family parenting reality show became a global sensation. On its first day, countless haters eagerly awaited the spectacle of the top-tier Li family's fake young master putting on an act. But Li Mao, who was supposed to be desperately clearing his name, slept under a 100% down-filled duvet, drank pure Alpine spring water that cost 5,000 yuan a bottle, and even needed someone to carry him up the stairs. Comments: ... (Wasn't he supposed to be clearing his name?!) Later, the camera shifted. The little princess of the powerful Ming family secretly kissed the boy resting with his eyes closed beside her pillow, then coaxed him in a soft voice. "Be good, big brother. Go to sleep." The Li family's genius little tyrant glowered as he brought a bowl to the picky boy. "Could you eat a little more? I'll be the monster and you can be Ultraman." Comments: [Holy crap, this actually works! What kind of magical little cat is he?!] * Later still, the boy swept his curls away from his eyes, hugged his pillow, and rubbed the red mark at the corner of his eye where he'd been bitten as he knocked on the true young master's door. Comments: Our baby is so good and so pitiful, come here for a hug [sobbing]. The true young master hates him so much, there's no way he'll... The door opened. The boy frowned, wrapped the visitor in his quilt, and easily gathered him into his arms, his voice soft as he coaxed, "Sweetheart, why aren't you wearing shoes?" Comments: Completely stunned JPG Cat fans: [crawling around in the dark] [cold expression] [crying with envy] How about you let go of our kitty and let us have a turn! A heartthrob, delicate little cat beauty uke x a self-convinced, shamelessly doting, black-bellied seme Theme: Study hard, improve a little every day, and get into a good university!