My Goofy Roommate Is Always Flirting with Me

---Blurb--- In everyone else's eyes, Chen Jiashu is a dazzlingly handsome guy. In Jing Shuo's eyes, Chen Jiashu is an idiot who is nothing like he seems. He likes to drape an arm over Jing Shuo's shoulders or waist when they walk, and insists on squeezing in together when they shower. Okay, okay, those are little things. He also likes to grope Jing Shuo's butt whenever he gets the chance. Jing Shuo: ??? Got it, got it. Just typical straight-guy behavior. Can't sleep late at night, so he tricks Jing Shuo into doing something naughty. Uh... that doesn't seem like a big deal either. But what the hell are you kissing me for? And if you're going to kiss me, why the hell are you using your tongue? Aaaah! Jing Shuo couldn't take it anymore and went to an online forum for help. #Help! Is my roommate still straight?# Post 1: OP is showing off their relationship. Case closed. Post 28: Is OP the first-year computer science student? Post 29: Aaaah! Does this mean the ship I support is actually real? The post set off a storm of reactions and quickly went viral. Jing Shuo and Chen Jiashu were forced to "come out" as a couple. That night, Jing Shuo was too embarrassed to face Chen Jiashu, so he drew the blackout curtains and hid for the whole night. Then, in the dead of night, a faint rustling came from the darkness. Someone had climbed into his bed. Chen Jiashu: Everyone thinks we're a couple now, so you have to take responsibility for me. Jing Shuo paid the price for his mistake. From then on, every late night, an uninvited guest would slip into a bed behind the blackout curtains in Dorm 506... #Pretentious, dramatic, shameless, manipulative top# #Innocent-looking cutie who plays dumb while secretly taking the initiative, a master of seduction bottom# Coming Soon 1 (Entertainment Industry) "I Accidentally Slept with My Ex" Zhihu: What's it like to become friends with benefits with your ex after breaking up? Yan Yi: Impossible. Not in this lifetime! But Yan Yi never expected that chance to come so soon. An utterly ordinary nobody, he somehow ended up on the same variety show, "Three Days and Three Nights", as his top-tier star ex-boyfriend, Song Jing. As soon as the show was announced, the official account was flooded with angry comments. Netizens denounced the casting. But on the day filming began [Can someone tell me that ordinary guy's name? Aaaah, he's so handsome! I've changed my mind. I feel like he could outshine every idol in the entertainment industry today.] [Replying to the comment above: Apparently his name is Yan Yi. He used to be Hua University’s campus heartthrob. The show’s producers spotted him and begged him to join.] [Quick question: Why does Song Jing's look at Yan Yi seem... kind of weird? Like he's staring at him. Am I the only one who feels that way?] [Same here! I didn't dare say it, but their interactions are so cute! Even a hand brushing against a hand or a glance between them feels like it should come with an 18+ viewing recommendation. I want to ship them!!!] Despite everyone predicting the show would flop, the first episode of "Three Days and Three Nights" drew record ratings. It went straight to the top of the trending charts. And the Jinyan CP appeared out of nowhere. Thus began their long journey of promoting their relationship on the company's dime. Then one day, a jealous rival revealed undeniable proof that the two were on bad terms, and they were immediately met with a flood of tears and insults. The next day, the entertainment industry's sweetest couple made their relationship official. On the third day, Song Jing's unforgettable first love was dug up by resourceful fans. On the fourth day, people were saying how sweet that first love was, how sad it was that things hadn't worked out. Wait, why does this first love look exactly like Yan Yi? #A story about thinking the CP I ship is real, then finding out they really are together# #Not only are they real, they're also each other's first love, and they've never stopped thinking about each other all these years# #Thanks to the rival, the marketing accounts, the antis, and all those mysterious sources who spilled the tea# Tsundere, jealous top VS cool, composed bottom [Bonus scene] (Just for fun) Song Jing thinking about his wife: I like you, but I'm not going to say it. Heh, I'm just playing around. Song Jing thinking about his "rival": Damn, this guy's looking at my wife. Damn, this guy definitely likes my wife. Damn, she's mine!!! Coming Soon 2 "One Thousand and One Nights" [1] A king held a masquerade ball for his most outstanding son and invited every beautiful princess to attend. Amid the glittering lights and clinking glasses, the superior prince fell in love at first sight with a knight, despite being surrounded by a dizzying number of potential suitors. Prince (girl-chasing top) vs knight (cool-guy bottom) [2] There was a beautiful young man who lived alone and went fishing by the river every day. Until one day, he fished up a brass bottle. A wisp of smoke rose from inside and formed into a handsome man. Claiming to be a demon, the man licked his sharp, bloodthirsty fangs and threatened to eat the young man. At the end of the story, the demon really did eat the young man, who wept pitifully, his eyes red... Demon top vs beautiful young man bottom [3] "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world?" When he learned that the little prince was the most handsome person in the world, the red-eyed prince gave a bloodthirsty smile. He had meant to kill the little prince, but after meeting him, he very unfortunately fell in love at first sight... Prince: %#*&*&@I)&*($@!!! (Bleep, ) Pure-hearted little prince top vs wicked, seductive bottom [4] A handsome prince lay sleeping, never to wake, in a secluded tower of the royal family. One day, a handsome man fleeing pursuers climbed over the wall and hid in the tower. He fell in love with the handsome prince at first sight. So the prince of a neighboring kingdom (the handsome man) led an army to invade the kingdom, then offered the king a deal: he would take the prince away in exchange for the safety of the entire kingdom... Obsessive top vs cool, beautiful bottom Theme: As long as life goes on, so does the struggle.