Two Fake Couch Potatoes Meet on a Wilderness Dating Show

The ongoing novel What’s Your Problem with My Pheromones? is introduced below. After defeating the last zombie king, Qin Han transmigrated. Maybe because he’d saved the world in his previous life, he ended up in a peaceful world this time, as a somewhat obscure boy-band idol. Qin Han was perfectly happy with that. In peacetime, you’re supposed to enjoy life. Savior, superstar, whatever. Let someone else do it. Just as he was about to lie flat and enjoy being a lazy fish, his company decided to bundle him off to an undeveloped desert island to take part in a new wilderness-survival-meets-dating reality show. Qin Han: “...I quit.” Manager: “Sure. Please transfer the cancellation fee to the company account.” Qin Han: “...” He checked his account balance, silently packed his bags, and sent himself off to the island. It was just wilderness survival, right? He was an expert! So while all the other guests were reading the instructions to put up their tents, a sturdy treehouse had already been built on a branch. While everyone else was still trying to figure out which mushrooms were edible and which were poisonous, a pot of fragrant fish soup was already bubbling away. The guests, production crew, and audience: “...” Qin Han looked at the stunned guests and urged them on. “Hurry up. If you hit it off with someone, don’t hesitate.” Don’t keep me from going back to being a lazy fish. Live comments: “Is every dating show this competitive now?” Later, Qin Han discovered that the aloof movie star Jian Yu kept hanging around him. Sometimes he’d mooch off Qin Han’s treehouse; other times, he’d mooch off his grilled fish and wild vegetable mushroom soup. He was practically a lazy fish himself. Qin Han looked at Jian Yu, who was happily eating grilled fish: “...” Jian Yu met his gaze, leaned close to his ear, and whispered flirtatiously, “What? Do you have a problem with my lazy-fish persona?” Qin Han: So which one of us is the lazy fish? Live comments: “Aaaaaah! I ship them!” A dark-skinned, obscure idol who wants to be a lazy fish but is still a powerhouse seme X a beautiful movie star who puts on an aloof front but is actually a real lazy fish uke P.S. Mutual pampering, mutual pampering, mutual pampering! (In bold and enlarged!) One-on-one, happy ending! Upcoming novel: Lying Flat in a Seme’s Love Triangle Gu Shanting, dubbed the entertainment industry’s ultimate seme by his fans, transmigrated into a book. He found himself in a harem-style novel about a seme’s love triangle, as one of the sacrificial ukes caught in the mess. According to the plot, the protagonist seme would eventually torment him in body and soul. In the end, Gu Shanting would sacrifice himself for the protagonist seme, dragging the other sacrificial ukes in the love triangle into a sea of flames with him, where they would all burn to ash. It was a literal fiery grave. This melodramatic, deadly plotline… Whoever wants it can have it. He’s not going anywhere near it. He’s going to slack off and stay away from that love triangle that ends in a fiery grave. Unfortunately, he transmigrated too late. Unable to afford the cancellation fee, he had no choice but to join a travel livestream reality show featuring the protagonist seme and all the other sacrificial ukes caught in the love triangle. To avoid being burned alive, he not only became a lazy fish himself, but also encouraged the other sacrificial ukes to join him. His plan was simple: no competition, no love triangle. When viewers saw a whole group of handsome men in all sorts of styles lying cozily around Gu Shanting in the show’s livestream, basking in the sun together in perfect harmony Viewers: “Holy crap, what kind of peerless harem master is this?” But some sharp-eyed viewers noticed that the group of handsome men around Gu Shanting was missing one person: the great movie star Shen Ningqing. Viewers started speculating: Gu Shanting can’t handle Shen Ningqing. That was understandable, though. Shen Ningqing was famous for being an ice-cold beauty. Just as the show was nearing its end, another sharp-eyed viewer noticed that the “mosquito bites” that often appeared on Gu Shanting and Shen Ningqing’s necks were perfectly symmetrical. As if they’d bitten each other. To boost the show’s popularity, the production crew stirred things up during the livestream and asked, “Which of you is the seme?” Gu Shanting and Shen Ningqing looked at each other and answered in unison: “Me.” Afterward, Gu Shanting said, “Looks like we’re both semes.” Shen Ningqing: “You haven’t tried it yet. How do you know we can’t both be semes?” Gu Shanting raised an eyebrow and smiled. “Sure, then. Let’s try.” A would-be lazy fish who’s the ultimate seme X a movie star trying hard to maintain his ultimate-seme persona, but actually an uke P.S. They do not switch. One-on-one, happy ending. Upcoming novel: After Clearing the Infinite Worlds, I Turned into a Cat? After clearing the infinite worlds, Que Ming returned to discover he’d turned into a cat. That wasn’t even the worst part. The worst part was that he was about to be taken to the operating table to get his balls snipped. At the critical moment, a handsome young man rescued him from the veterinarian’s clutches. Que Ming looked him over carefully and found that the more he looked, the more he resembled Jiang Ning, the kid from next door who used to follow him around, calling him “big brother” all the time. To get his body back, Que Ming tracked down the energy source that had followed him out of the infinite world and began clearing levels once again. Only this time, he had a distracted… cat owner following close behind! * Jiang Ning had always been searching for someone from his memories. This person lived next door, made wooden toy planes for him, and helped chase away the brats who yanked on his overalls. But one day, Jiang Ning woke up and discovered that the person was gone. Everyone told him that this person had never existed. He was even diagnosed with delusional disorder because of it. Then one day, he rescued a black cat, and that person reappeared in his world. Bonus scene: After clearing a small world. Que Ming called to Jiang Ning, who was squatting in a corner, staring into space. “Come over and loot the drops.” Jiang Ning turned around and glanced at the glittering 3S-grade item in the clearance reward. He pursed his lips, not very interested, and held up a fluffy snowball in both hands. “Can I take this one out with us?” Que Ming glanced at the little snow monster nestled in Jiang Ning’s hands, acting cute and begging for attention, and ruthlessly said, “No.” Jiang Ning looked disappointed. “Why not?” Que Ming: “Because you already have a cat.” Meanwhile, the viewers watching the clearance livestream “Que God telling his wife to come loot the drops is so doting!” “I came to watch Que God return and slaughter everything in his path, but instead I got fed a mouthful of sugar?” A returning king who turns into a cat but remains a combat powerhouse seme X a gentle, beautiful uke who’s a walking encyclopedia and loves to space out P.S. 1. This isn’t a traditional infinite-flow story. The process of clearing levels is relatively lighthearted and fun. 2. The seme can only regain his human form while inside the infinite world at first. In the real world, he’s a cat. Later on, he’ll fully return to human form. One-on-one, happy ending. Theme: Life is beautiful, so keep striving!