The Little Pixiu Doesn't Want to Get Rich!

[Complete! The new series next door, Don't Monopolize the Cold, Neglected Cannon Fodder! [Quick Transmigration], is now underway. Visit my author page to check it out!] Xu Shuning is the only Pixiu in the world. Just as he is about to attain immortality, the Heavenly Dao punishes him and binds him to the Heavenly Dao Recruitment App. Xu Shuning must accept job assignments from the app and become an employer, creating jobs for unemployed young cultivators in the cultivation world. Heavenly Dao Recruitment App: Until you complete all the job assignments in the app, your net worth must not exceed one billion. Otherwise, you will fail the task and be reduced to ashes. To spend money, Xu Shuning handpicks fifty disciples from the Hehuan Sect, all of whom have the highest salary demands and the most rules about their work, to become company trainees and take part in the company's original, fully automated talent show for unknown performers. He pays their exorbitant salaries, builds expensive training facilities, buys expensive clothes, enthusiastically follows the national policy against paid voting for variety shows, and creates a talent show that's a paradise for freeloaders... Every day, Xu Shuning spends money like water, grinning from ear to ear. But then... The Hehuan Sect disciples are stunningly beautiful and talented in both singing and dancing. Their gorgeous performances, which promote Chinese culture, go viral overnight, and the company's stock price soars! Next, Xu Shuning creates jobs for zither cultivators, Go cultivators, calligraphy cultivators, talisman cultivators, alchemy cultivators... But... The zither cultivators become leading Chinese music producers and take Chinese music to the world. The alchemy cultivators become masters of medicine and spark a new wave of interest in traditional Chinese medicine. The Go cultivators not only crush AI opponents in the world of Go, but also excel at other games. One of them earns a million yuan in a single day by livestreaming video games! Xu Shuning, whose net worth keeps climbing: A billion is so hard to stay under! Good thing he has a highly paid, low-[?]-ability bodyguard. Otherwise, he would have been reduced to ashes long ago! Mei Qian, his bodyguard, is polishing his sword when his hand trembles and his face turns red. Why is the boss looking at him so intensely? C-Could it be... the boss likes him too? Then... he'll have to give the boss the sword he went bankrupt to forge as a token of love! Mei Qian: o(*////▽////*)q #GoldHasAPriceButSwordsArePriceless# #OneSwordToTheUnderworld# #FindAJobAtHeavenlyDaoRecruitment# P.S. 1. This is a fictional power fantasy, and some plot points are exaggerated. The theories may differ from reality. The author is working from reference materials but taking plenty of creative liberties. 2. One-on-one romance, both are virgins. The top is highly paid and highly capable! 3. The world is undergoing a spiritual qi revival. This is my take on cultivation, and some of the setting differs from traditional cultivation stories. 4. Please don't bring real people into the comments. There are no real-life inspirations, and the author doesn't follow celebrities. 5. There may be side couples, but their scenes will be brief and won't be written in detail. If readers are interested in a side couple, I may write about them in a bonus chapter. Now underway: Don't Monopolize the Cold, Neglected Cannon Fodder! [Quick Transmigration]. Visit my author page to add it to your reading list! Blurb: Lan Se is an artificial intelligence (AI) whose capabilities approach perfection. Naturally aloof and without emotions, he transmigrates into different fictional worlds as a cannon-fodder tool character during a Turing test. He can only return to the real world after completing his missions. No AI would willingly deviate from its programming. So playing a doomed, forgotten cannon-fodder tool character is a piece of cake for Lan Se. And yet... Lan Se's fate takes an unexpected turn. World One (complete): Omega-pretending Beta butler and assistant to an extremely superior Alpha CEO who is a playboy (the top is a virgin) Lan Se is the male lead Chi Shu's butler and assistant. One day, he suddenly presents as a recessive Omega after having been a Beta. Lan Se must hide his Omega identity perfectly until the mission ends, because Chi Shu hates Omegas more than anything. But whenever he catches the scent of Chi Shu's hot, intense pheromones as an extremely superior Alpha, an uncontrollable tide stirs beneath Lan Se's cool exterior. World Two (ongoing): A food critic who has lost his sense of taste, the bottom, and an up-and-coming chef, the top Lan Se is a top food critic who suddenly loses his sense of taste. Only the dishes made by the protagonist, Ji Chengchuan, can restore his sense of taste and let him experience the emotions Ji Chengchuan pours into his cooking, body and soul. But when the two first meet, Ji Chengchuan, who is naturally attracted to men, falls in love with Lan Se at first sight. Meanwhile, Lan Se's character is that of a cool, reserved straight man who hates men. World Three: Intersex emperor, the bottom, and a vicious general scheming for the throne, the top (childbirth) To save his family's lives, eighteen-year-old junior general Huo Feihan endures humiliation and becomes the dog of the foolish emperor, Lan Se. In front of Lan Se, he acts like a loyal dog, but deep down he's a vicious hound who wants to devour his master, flesh and bone. Until one day, Huo Feihan discovers Lan Se's secret: Lan Se is intersex and infertile from birth. Huo Feihan plans to use this to blackmail Lan Se, but unexpectedly... he gets tangled up in it himself. Years later, Lan Se becomes pregnant. A cold, neglected cannon-fodder adored by everyone, the bottom, and a variety of men with split personalities, the tops Theme: Overcome the hardships of fate and find a new life.