Weren’t We Supposed to Marry First and Dump Each Other Later?

[This isn't very well written. I'd suggest not reading it qwq]

Please add my column novel, You Don't Understand Big Brother's Tenderness, to your favorites. It's already underway~

Wen Yuan:

I'm married. My partner is someone I had a crush on back in school, and he's an actor now.

We ran into each other again this year, got drunk, and were photographed by paparazzi, so we had no choice but to get married.

As an award-winning actor, he's showing me through hands-on experience how to convincingly play a loving married couple.

He doesn't know that he's an actor, but I'm not. I'm just being myself.

I don't dare tell him that I almost died. I only wanted to see him one last time before I did.

Zhou Jianan:

I'm married to someone who once deceived me about his feelings.

He's a polymer clay artist who makes all sorts of adorable little things.

I'm a professional actor now. I won't be fooled by his awful acting again.

I'm going to set a gentle trap for him, then dump him once he's fallen deep into it.

I can't tell him that I stand in front of the camera so he can see me.

The film crew:

Dao: The award-winning actor says his wife likes my Buddha statue. He asked if I would sell it.

Makeup artist: I've mastered silent makeup, because Yuan is sleeping right next to Jianan.

Director: He says he needs the weekend off to be with his wife. What's wrong with him?

Everyone: Weren't they supposed to get married first, then break up?

Zhou Jianan: You heard wrong. We got married first, then fell in love.

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

3. Includes a little melodramatic angst from their high school days.

Upcoming novel

My next novel is You Don't Understand Big Brother's Tenderness, a rich big brother and a prince fallen on hard times.

//Big Brother isn't educated. Big Brother can't talk properly, but Big Brother loves you.//

Fang Luye was taken away by Big Brother at a drinking party.

A boss there wanted Fang Luye to perform a trick with a different mouth, making the liquor disappear.

Big Brother said, “That's insulting. Making your mother disappear would be better than this.”

Big Brother is busy, ruthless, and not much of a talker, but he helped Fang Luye deal with a lot of problems.

Fang Luye: I don't want to be a minor celebrity anymore. I want to go back to school.

Big Brother: Sure. Whatever you say.

Fang Luye: You need to shower after sex too. Personal hygiene matters.

Big Brother: Sure. Whatever you say.

Fang Luye: Maybe we shouldn't go ahead with this project. The country has started cracking down hard.

Big Brother: Sure. Whatever you say.

Fang Luye: Break things off with everyone else. Let's really be together.

Big Brother's hand trembled as he raised his glass and downed it in one gulp. “...Sure. Whatever you say.”

Everyone says Fang Luye is a flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. Fang Luye has this to say:

“You don't understand Big Brother's tenderness.”

Reader's Guide:

1. [Warning] Big Brother really is uneducated!! He dropped out of middle school and got involved with the underworld! Sometimes he says really awful things.

2. [Warning] They are not each other's firsts!! Big Brother has been in the underworld for years, so it's unlikely he's a virgin. Please understand qwq

3. But it really is a sweet story, and they dote on each other.

Theme: Even in difficult circumstances, stay hopeful about life and pursue your dreams.