The Green Tea Villain Only Wants to Live Off Someone Else [Book Transmigration]

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AI engineer Chu Xun dies suddenly and is reborn as the demonic villainous master in a cultivation novel about leveling up.

System: You must strive tirelessly, survive to the end, kill the male lead, rewrite the villain's fate, and reach the pinnacle of life!

Chu Xun: Could you move aside? You're blocking me from living off someone else.

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After working himself to the bone in his previous life, Chu Xun is determined to be a slacker this time around. His good disciple, Xiao Qingyu, the male lead of this story, is the perfect person to lean on.

Chu Xun: I'm great at making people fall for me, and I'm the best at acting innocent and sweet.

His demonic cultivation exposed? No problem, he's got AI.

In front of the male lead, Chu Xun stages a tragic battle against demonic cultivators, ending with his powers completely depleted. Xiao Qingyu rushes over in a panic and pulls him into his arms.

Chu Xun: I am a useless master...

Xiao Qingyu: As long as you're all right, Master!

Watching his eldest disciple bustle around caring for his frail master, Chu Xun ticks off the plan to live off his handsome male lead: done.

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But the longer Chu Xun lives off him, the less easy it gets.

Chu Xun: Thanks for asking. I'm cultivating, and everything's great here. Nothing can escape AI's calculations.

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Surrounded by demonic cultivators, Xiao Qingyu is ready to protect his master with his life. But his master, whose cultivation is supposedly gone, suddenly shoves him aside and breaks the enemy's spell with a single move.

Chu Xun: Don't be afraid, Yu'er. I'm here.

Xiao Qingyu: ???

Trapped in a secret realm, Xiao Qingyu is ready to force his way out and send his master to safety. But his famously directionless master suddenly pulls him behind himself and finds a way out through a maze of twists and turns.

Chu Xun: Don't be afraid, Yu'er. I'm here.

Xiao Qingyu: ???

Drunk and feverish as if he'd been drugged, Xiao Qingyu is burning up and about to use ice water to keep himself clear-headed when someone suddenly wraps an arm around his waist.

His master murmurs softly in his ear: Don't be afraid, Yu'er. I'm here.

Blushing, Xiao Qingyu melts into his arms: ...Mm.

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Chu Xun: System, see? Even by living off someone else, I can still reach the pinnacle of life.

[Reading Guide]

A sweet-talking villainous master who wants to live off someone else but is too powerful x a handsome, devoted puppy of a male lead who has a secret crush without realizing it. The gong is incredibly charming and strong. Everyone is a villain, including the System. [Important!] The protagonist's values are not the author's values. The truth is explained in Chapter 13.

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Upcoming story: [The Comments All Say I'm Universally Hated]

A cold, beautiful, wealthy patron shou x a seemingly pure but truly yandere actor gong. Younger gong. President Li is the shou.

Li Hexuan is gifted, aloof, and distant, and has had an easy ride his entire life. But at some point, he starts being influenced by some unknown force, making him do things against his will.

During actor auditions, he inexplicably chooses Gu Yi, a newcomer with an outstanding appearance.

At the company annual gala, he loses control and presents a bouquet to Gu Yi, who's performing onstage.

When Gu Yi is caught up in one scandal after another, Li Hexuan even inexplicably rushes to each alleged paramour to stake his claim. ???

As Li Hexuan makes his 108th attempt to tie Gu Yi to his side, a livestream system suddenly loads in his mind. The viewers are enthusiastically flooding the comments:

You jerk, get lost! Damn it, stop forcing yourself on our Yi Yi!

Li Hexuan: ???

Li Hexuan suddenly realizes he's the universally hated character in a melodramatic ship-war novel. He grovels, he's obsessive, and he's insanely devoted to the fan-favorite protagonist, Gu Yi.

As the character condemned by everyone in the comments, he's about to be forcibly written out by the author at the end of this story arc.

Fortunately, the universally hated character in this melodramatic ship-war novel has awakened.

Every bit of torment and humiliation he's suffered will be paid back in full.

After awakening, President Li regains his former pride and arrogance. He's beautiful, he's noble, and he treats Gu Yi with cold indifference, as if he were nothing.

In a hotel room, under Gu Yi's cold, annoyed gaze, Li Hexuan slowly takes off his coat.

Li Hexuan: Take this and have it pressed. My coat is expensive. It can't have a single wrinkle.

Gu Yi and the viewers: ???

President Li gives him a cool glance: What are you waiting for? Go!

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Everyone knows that the newly crowned Best Actor, Gu Yi, is pure and kind, the entertainment industry's one and only bright moon. Ever since he entered the industry, he's had an endless stream of opportunities, and people are always chasing after him, either groveling at his feet or putting him through torment. Especially President Li, who's obsessed with him to the point of madness.

Only Gu Yi knows that beneath his flawless, innocent exterior lies a possessive, fierce, and ruthless heart. But he's nothing more than a puppet programmed to act a certain way, forever unable to refuse other people's advances.

Even when those advances are the last thing he wants.

Unexpectedly, one day President Li changes completely, keeping Gu Yi at arm's length and even ignoring his rare attempts to reach out. Watching Li Hexuan turn and walk away, Gu Yi suddenly feels as if he's lost something.

Gu Yi awakens too. His pure-white mask shatters completely, and he instinctively reaches out to grab Li Hexuan's elegant wrist.

President Li: Who are you?

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President Li: Stop chasing me. I really don't have feelings for you.

Viewers: You jerk, get lost! Stay away from our Hexuan!

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President Li: That's right. Viewers are fickle creatures :)

The next second, someone pins him against a wall, none too gently.

President Li: ...And so am I.

Theme: Change your fate through hard work.