Days as a Player in a Silly Romance [Quick Transmigration]

[Sorry, everyone. I have no inspiration, so I'm putting this on hiatus. I'll replace it with short pieces or something later. Bowing deeply.] An Jiuqing is the most renowned scholar in the land: a man of noble character, fond of philosophical discussions, beautiful enough to captivate thousands, yet doomed to die young from illness. Unexpectedly, he binds to a Plane Mission System. Completing missions will extend his lifespan. The Main God, who has coveted An Jiuqing for a long time: Want to live? Come beg me! An Jiuqing: ??? Sorry, but I'm the best at seducing people and stealing their hearts. I'm the most captivating playboy around. The Main God refuses to take no for an answer and personally sets out to win his heart. But as An Jiuqing travels between planes, there is nothing he can't charm away if he sets his mind to it. He charms an elixir from Taishang Laojun to awaken a beauty who has slept for a hundred years. He charms gold and silver treasures from the palace of Sleeping Beauty to help the Jia household through a crisis. The undersea shells personally presented by Captain Nemo are hot commodities, while the treasured magic mirror long kept by the wicked queen is the ultimate in high aesthetics. ...But even a playboy has his limits. It would be even better if the owners of these planes would stop being so determined to make him theirs!!! [Plane One: Havoc in Heaven] The white-haired Taishang Laojun was supposed to be, but instead he becomes young Taishang Jun. He stands in front of the alchemy furnace with a serious look on his face: Kiss me, and I'll give you one. An Jiuqing smiles sweetly: All right. When Taishang Jun excitedly announces that he's about to get married, An Jiuqing turns and leaves. The entire Heavenly Court goes into mourning for him. After charming the whole Heavenly Court, An Jiuqing waves his sleeves and takes away... a whole lot of clouds??? Taishang Jun: ? The clouds are gone. Wait, his Dao companion is gone too! [Plane Two: Maleficent] The princess who was supposed to be awakened with a kiss turns out to be a sleeping prince. The moment he wakes up, he pulls An Jiuqing into his arms: You saved my life. I should repay you with myself. An Jiuqing nods: Sure. On the night before the prince's wedding to a mysterious beauty, An Jiuqing turns and leaves. The entire palace goes mad over him. After charming the whole palace, An Jiuqing takes all the countless treasures and valuables in the palace, tosses out a cloud... and hops on it to escape??? Sleeping Prince: ? The treasures in the royal treasury are gone. Wait, his fiancee is gone too! [Plane N: The Magic Mirror] The wicked stepmother has worked hard to drive away the Snow Prince. Her eyes burn with excitement: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the fairest in the world? The magic mirror answers proudly: An Jiuqing, of course! The Snow Prince finally takes matters into his own hands, defeats his wicked stepmother, and takes back the magic mirror that An Jiuqing has transformed into: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who loves me most in the world? The magic mirror replies coldly: It certainly isn't An Jiuqing. Snow Prince: ??? [Content warnings] 1. One-to-one pairing, a silly and sweet story. Couple: a clingy, silly, over-imaginative Main God x a sickly, beautiful, sharp-tongued, cold-hearted playboy. Two goofballs falling in love. 2. The top is split into multiple versions, and the key characters in all the planes are tops. Truly silly, not a wish-fulfillment top, deeply involved. 3. Silly mash-up of Eastern and Western literature. Don't take the reworked classics seriously; the original novels are the source of truth. 4. The story includes but isn't limited to the planes listed in the blurb, and the order may vary. I'm writing whatever I want without fear. Since the story has little to do with the originals, feel free to jump in even if you haven't read the classics! Message: Success comes from your own hard work.