Those Years I Sold Bizarre Golden Fingers

Li Yu was only traveling to another city for work when he encountered something indescribable, something he had never seen before in his life.

It came from behind a gilded door. Only those who were favored could step through it, make a wish to the mysterious being in the shop beyond, and obtain the item they desired.

And after accidentally reciting the nursery rhyme that summoned the door, Li Yu became one of the shop's staff.

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The first customer came from an interstellar world.

The customer was worried about his planet, which was slowly heading toward destruction. When he opened the wish-granting door and asked for an energy device to stabilize the planet and weapons for large-scale plunder

The easygoing Li Yu sold him a bag of dancing vegetables.

Dancing Vegetable Pack: Not only can it purify the air, its roots can also grip a crumbling planet. Best of all, you can eat it and it can dance, making it the perfect partner for your morning workout and midnight dance party.

Once the people of the interstellar world had dancing vegetables for company, their social media posts were no longer about pets, travel, showing off their wealth, or celebrity gossip. They were all about leafy greens!

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Since Li Yu joined the shop, the products sold to its customers have become increasingly absurd.

He gave a dog to a customer from a horror-game world;

He sold a pair of walnuts with holographic effects to the leader of a demonic cult from a martial arts world;

He gave a doll to a vengeful ghost who came looking for him after dying a gruesome death.

Not only did the visiting customers receive bizarre products, but after joining the shop, Li Yu also deepened his understanding of the unknown worlds in his daily life.

He went shopping at a supermarket run by an octopus-headed being;

He went shopping at an auction held by gods.

Shop, shop, shop!

He even figured out why the shop had come into being!

He even got married to the shop owner!

Li Yu: Well, this world sure is amazing.

Blurb written on January 19, 2023; revised on January 25, February 9, February 11, March 2, and May 18. Screenshots saved.

Notes:

1. A level-headed, sharp-tongued, death-seeking, universally adored bottom x a wicked, volatile, possessive and controlling shopkeeper top

2. Inspired by the manga Pet Shop of Horrors

3. The plot starts slowly!!

4. I used to write fanfiction. This is my first original story, so I'm inexperienced. Please go easy on me (hides face).

Theme: Life calls for a positive attitude