Tomié Farms in HxH

Coming soon: "101 Days of Using My Fallen God Boyfriend as Fertilizer" and "The Zoldyck Family's All-in-One Funeral Service." Please add them to your collection to show your support! Tomiie transmigrated. The good news: He was bound to a Manor System. The bad news: This was a high-risk world where Nen users were as common as dogs, and one careless mistake could get him killed. The System said that upgrading the manor would let him trade for Tomies with different types and abilities. Tomiie did as it said, and the Tomies he traded for were each more outrageous than the last. Sales King Tomie called viewers "bro" and spammed "666" in his livestream; Omniscient Tomie worked reception at a newly opened mercenary company, calling up newly registered clients from the Zoldyck family to livestream their missions within minutes; Red Queen Tomie worked reception at the restaurant he got as a reward, looking at every customer as if they were garbage; Cthulhu Tomie ran a nightmare-themed hotel at the new farmhouse he had built, while Split-Mouth Tomie roamed the hotel corridors at midnight, asking everyone he met: "Am I beautiful?" Well, having so many Tomies around really was reassuring. The real Tomie decided to lie flat from then on. . Illumi bought some fruits and vegetables from a livestream called Rich Manor. He had heard they came with a substantial luck boost, so he tried them out at home to see what they could do. Then came a deafening crash. Lightning struck an airship, and the number of dead was exactly three: the targets he had just accepted a contract to eliminate. "Oh my. What a convenient ability." His astonishment was plain to see. Thinking of the easy three hundred million he had just earned, he praised the fruit's effects. Tomie's livestream got some free publicity, and from then on, all of his businesses had an unusually high Zoldyck quotient. Silva became interested in the fruit and vegetables with special properties. Illumi lurked in the livestream as usual, his fingers quick, precise, and ruthless whenever there was a flash sale. Killua was a regular in the livestream, bouncing around every day, completely unaware that he was revealing his whereabouts to his entire family. Also, before the Phantom Troupe attacked Yorknew, the leader even won a speed-clicking contest to buy a batch of watermelons. During their meeting, everyone got a little spoonful, eating as they discussed how to steal them. At the same time, the Ten Dons chewed on sugarcane as they discussed how to deal with the Phantom Troupe. . A little extra: Tomie had always thought Illumi was a beautiful woman with a slim waist and a pert rear. He always called him "Goddess," and Illumi never corrected him, simply answering to the name. When he learned that his goddess often had no idea where her next meal was coming from and even slept in the dirt, he eagerly volunteered to bring him food and set up a tent for him. He thought his goddess was doing odd jobs and, though he had a family, had no fixed home. Then one day, he saw with his own eyes as his goddess leaped from the roof of a building dozens of stories high and landed without a scratch. Tomie: "..." So cool! I love him! He wanted to give his goddess a warm home. After thinking it over briefly, his goddess actually agreed. Yes! One night, they finally consummated their relationship. But when he woke up the next morning, Tomie stared in stunned realization: His butt hurt! He looked over: His sleeping goddess was flat as a board! Could anything be more surreal than finding out your goddess was a man? Tomie ran away on the next train in the middle of the night! Please note: 1. Pairing: Tomie x Illumi. 2. The male lead transmigrates as Tomie and has Tomie's attention-grabbing nature, but not his personality. 3. There are countless personal interpretations. Please don't throw bricks at me. 4. Haven't thought of anything yet. 5. Saving a seat. Screenshots taken on 2024.9.28; minor revisions on 9.30. Theme: Face life with a positive attitude