I Have Too Many Divine Secret Identities

System cards + power fantasy + world of otherworldly creatures + the uncanny + heartwarming little stories After waking up from a car accident as an orphan, Lou Mu faces a dangerous world where humans and otherworldly creatures coexist. He activates a transformation System and draws cards. Each card's incredibly powerful character can be his chance to turn the tables in dire circumstances. At an orphanage with harsh conditions, he is the Hellhound, covered in lava and striding through flames. Aboard a train racing across the water, he is the mighty and holy Third Prince of the Dragon King, mistaken for a god. At the world's largest waterborne base, Bai Wuchang wields his mourning staff to exorcise all evil. In the Water Kingdom of the Seven-Story Pagoda, a manga artist sweeps his sleeve, and a hundred-eyed dragon demon descends into the mortal world. There is the mobile castle Mandala. There is the snowy mountain Jade Tree, birthplace of countless species of fungi. And, of course, the ruins of the Netherworld God. He can be the wind, or the rain. Draw the wrong card, and he can be a little yellow duck. Draw the right one, and he can be Shakyamuni. He can be the God of Vengeance, the God of Death, Lucifer, or Mammon! In the end, this world will be his to roam! Notes: 1. An imaginative power fantasy with some heartwarming stories mixed in. Overall, it's half heartwarming and half uncanny. The male lead will face obstacles, but he'll overcome them. 2. The male lead has a bit of a sunny disposition. 3. Lots of strange and quirky characters. 4. Lots of strange and quirky fungal species (otherworldly creatures). 5. If you don't like this novel, please don't bully me. I'm afraid of pain (hides face). 6. They say sixes bring good luck, so here's a placeholder! Synopsis revised on 2023.12.20, screenshot saved. "The Years I Spent Collecting the Corpses of Four Powerful Figures" By a twist of fate, Jiang Lan becomes a lowly employee at a funeral company. He usually takes low-level corpse retrieval jobs just to get by, until one day he accidentally activates the corpse collection System and begins a life full of high-stakes adventures. First powerful figure's corpse: Demigod Tuoya The tyrant Snake King of the Sewer World was betrayed by his subordinates and killed. After Tuoya's death, the entire sewer kingdom became a ruin overrun by venomous snakes. His corpse neither rotted nor decayed, and gradually began to pollute the world above. Jiang Lan's first job is to collect the Snake King's corpse. The corpse collection System offers a tool: a bubble-gum-shooting gun. He uses it to grab the snake corpse and drag it all the way to the surface. S-rank mission complete! Snake King's corpse: ...Have you no manners? Second powerful figure's corpse: Mummy Sass The lord of the Abyssal Kingdom took his entire kingdom with him to the grave. Legend has it that anyone who enters Sass's tomb will be cursed, dying and becoming Sass's servant, laboring for him for all eternity. This is Jiang Lan's second mission. He has to steal the corpse while evading an army of undead. Jiang Lan: I heard the undead are afraid of garlic. How about some vermicelli with garlic and scallops? Third powerful figure: State Preceptor Danga Legend says he was the son of an evil dragon and devoted his life to the Kingdom of Lan. In the end, he decided the mortal world wasn't worth it and prepared to destroy the entire kingdom, only to be poisoned and killed. His corpse seethes with resentment and has been sealed in his mansion ever since. Anyone who approaches is doomed to die. Jiang Lan silently pulls out a bomb. Fourth powerful figure: Fufei, God of the North Sea They say this is the most vicious of the four powerful figures. Bo Lan: Hmm... I wonder if a torpedo will do the trick? . In this world overrun with vengeful ghosts, the funeral industry has gradually developed, with professional one-stop services for dealing with supernatural phenomena, including cremation and burial. Jiang Lan rises from an inconspicuous employee to become the funeral industry's top dog. After the four powerful figures' corpses are properly laid to rest in their designated tombs, he has made a fortune and is ready to retire and enjoy his golden years. But the day after he leaves the company, the four mighty figures, all buried in peace, blow up their graves. The world falls into panic once more, and word has it that they have awakened to find someone. Jiang Lan: ... Come on, I was just changing the person who put out the offerings every day. Is that really such a big deal? Theme: Live positively and build a better future