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Blurb below:
Bai Zhi, born into a wealthy family and the ace leader of a top-tier girl group, wakes up one day in a parallel world.
In this parallel world, she's a famous useless beauty idol in the entertainment industry, officially certified as a pretty but useless airhead and universally recognized by netizens as a spoiled brat.
After falling for an actor at first sight, she throws money at a boy group audition show where her rival's crush is a mentor, intending to challenge him in front of everyone!
Bai Zhi: ???
After the mentor lineup for the massive boy group audition show All Stars 101 is announced, Bai Zhi gets dragged across the trending topics and mocked for three days straight.
#Shocking: A pretty face is a mentor?!#
Netizens: “If a useless airhead can be a mentor, so can I!”
Of the four mentors on the show, three dislike Bai Zhi. The fourth is Bai Zhi herself.
Of the ninety-nine handsome young trainees, ninety-eight dislike Bai Zhi. The last one is face-blind.
Of the tens of millions of netizens, half dislike Bai Zhi. The other half are rival fans hired to post negative comments.
Bai Zhi: Send me back (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
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When this season's boy group audition show premieres, netizens are all waiting to laugh at Bai Zhi.
But after she coaches an overlooked trainee, his stage fancam goes viral.
The peerless main vocalist with a cool, magnetic voice is scolded by her once, then meekly reins in his sharp edges and squeezes in with the other trainees to listen to her lessons.
The sunny rapper loves sticking to her and calling her Sis.
She's the weakness of the vicious black lotus who's hopelessly uncoordinated.
The stunning, face-blind younger trainee remembers only her face.
Guitar, drums, piano; pop, rap, rock; lyrics, composition, choreography... There's nothing she can't do, only things she hasn't been asked to do.
Netizens are dumbfounded: She's so amazing. Is she even human?!
And wait, wasn't this show supposed to be Bai Zhi's personal show? What are all these trainees doing here???
The trainees: Unimpressed.
Later, even the mentors cling to Bai Zhi's leg and beg, “Teacher Bai, don't go! Keep talking a little longer, just a billion more minutes... [sobbing uncontrollably]”
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One day, the story of Bai Zhi paying her way onto the show resurfaces.
Paid commenters: “She must have a sugar daddy!”
Then Bai Zhi's parents finally reveal the truth about their family's wealth: “Sweetheart, had enough fun? If you're done playing, come home and take over the family business...”
Netizens are stunned: “We all said those photos were edited! Are you telling us the mansions, designer bags, and yachts you showed off are real!?”
Paid commenters: “...!!!”
Can't even hate on her. We're out.
PS
1. The female lead can do everything, and she's the most beautiful. She's so perfect it's unreal! (I just love her inner monologues.)
2. Every trainee has a one-sided crush on her. The male lead is Feng Yao, so don't get him confused with anyone else.
Next preorder: The Robot Goes Viral on a Siblings Reality Show. Blurb below:
Jiang Li, the most powerful android on planet E082, is hailed as the ultimate combat machine.
An accident during a mission somehow turns her into a doomed side character in her favorite novel about the Blue Star entertainment industry.
She also ends up with a troublesome top-tier star for a younger brother.
At the time, her younger brother is a top-tier star drowning in scandals, and the not-so-close siblings are invited to join a family-oriented reality show.
As the female lead's foils, Jiang Li and Jiang Heng make fools of themselves on the show, giving viewers plenty to laugh at. After serving as stepping stones for the female lead, they end up blacklisted.
To build a spaceship and get home, the strongest robot has no choice but to go on the show and earn money.
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Orange TV's heartwarming annual reality show, Family Is What Matters, is about to premiere.
Rival teams prepare a mountain of scandal posts to take down the scandal-ridden top-tier star, only to discover that his sister... is ridiculously powerful!
During a running competition, the guests race each other, and Jiang Li takes off with ease.
Netizens: She broke the world record! She fucking broke the world record!!!
Everyone: We're stunned.
Her top-tier star brother: I'm stunned too.
During the cooking segment, Jiang Li casually prepares a meal.
Netizens: She recreated a state banquet! She even fucking made a traditional Huaguo dish that had been lost for ages!!!
A ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef rushes to the show without stopping and drops to his knees to ask her to take him on as a student.
When they're stranded on a deserted island, Jiang Li takes care of the danger with one swift punch.
Netizens: She punched a black bear to death! She fucking punched a black bear to death!!!
This world can't be real! (
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This is what everyday life on Family Is What Matters looks like:
The other teams: Struggling through their tasks.
But Jiang Heng: Lounging in a chair, waiting for food to be served, massaging his sister's shoulders and legs, flattering her, and clinging to her like a leg ornament.
Netizens shout in disbelief: I can't believe this is what you're like, top-tier star!
If I had a sister like that, I'd strut everywhere!
God, are you blind? Why couldn't I have such a powerful sister? Waaah!
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Lu Yizhan, Huaguo's youngest leading researcher, is asked in an interview how he met Jiang Li.
Facing the camera, the man smiles faintly.
“Actually, I'm a fan of hers too.”
Before long, a rival takes advantage of their different backgrounds to stir up trouble.
“Jiang Li is great and all, but the leading researcher comes from a wealthy family. Their backgrounds are worlds apart, so she shouldn't force her way into his circle.”
Just then, Jiang Li and her brother's billionaire parents come looking for them.
Theme: Hard work will never let you down
"You really hate me." She smiled desperately and sadly. "Your Majesty, the princess is dead. The piece of jade that fell from her body is exactly the piece you have been looking for for ten years." The prince was stunned and picked up the piece of jade. He saw that it was engraved with: Completed
It's pretty good, but I'm not satisfied with the ending!! Is this the end????
Is this the end??? What are the causes and consequences? Negative review_
It's just... I felt so frustrated watching this ending.
Let's just say that it's more or less incomprehensible. . .
No, can we write a good ending? It's so uncomfortable to see that it's not finished.
??? Is this gone? Bad ending?
Just very unreasonable?
Good guy! Finally there is an update
If I had known it was this kind of article, I wouldn't have read it. Does it have anything to do with the introduction? Who is the system taskmaster?