A Wacky Robot Becomes a Variety Show Sensation

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[Lighthearted and silly. This book went premium on 2022.11.24. Coming soon: Grandma Joins the Top Girl Group as Its TOP [Book Transmigration]] Blurb below

Jiang Li is the strongest bionic robot on planet E082, with combat ability at the absolute peak.

During a mission, she unexpectedly became a cannon-fodder character in a Blue Star entertainment-industry novel, and got saddled with a top-tier star little brother whose scandals were all over the place.

On a family-themed variety show, the brother and sister, who served as foils to the female lead, made fools of themselves and became a source of endless amusement for viewers, before ultimately being blacklisted.

Fortunately, Jiang Li had transmigrated into the book in her own body.

To build a spaceship and return to her planet, she decided to work on the show.

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Orange TV's annual heartwarming variety show, In the Name of Family, is about to premiere.

The rival camp prepared countless scandalous posts targeting the controversial top-tier star, only to discover that his older sister... was unbelievably strong!

During a running competition on the show, Jiang Li went for an easy jog.

Netizens: She broke the world record! She freaking broke the world record!!!

Everyone: My brain's turned to mush.

Her top-tier star little brother: Mine too.

During the cooking segment, Jiang Li whipped up a simple meal.

Netizens: She recreated a state banquet! She even made a traditional Chinese dish that had been lost for ages!!!

A ninety-nine-year-old master chef who had cooked state banquets rushed to the show and dropped to his knees to beg her to take him as a disciple.

When they were in danger on a deserted island, Jiang Li took care of it with one clean punch.

Netizens: She punched a black bear to death! She freaking punched a black bear to death!!!

Maybe this world isn't real! (.)

Since Jiang Li was so powerful, before long, younger brothers and sisters with no blood relation to her had appeared all over the country.

A typical scene from In the Name of Family:

The other teams: Struggling miserably to complete their tasks.

Meanwhile, little brother Jiang Heng: Lying in a chair, waiting for food to be served, massaging his sister's shoulders and legs, buttering her up, and clinging to her like a little leg ornament.

Netizens were so jealous they practically split apart at the molecular level:

Who knew you'd be like this, top-tier star!

Heaven, you're blind! Why couldn't I have a sister this strong? Sob, sob!

But...

Netizens: If we can't call her Big Sis, calling her hubby isn't too much, right?

Not long afterward, China's youngest top research scientist quietly confessed his love and staked his claim:

No, you can't. I'm the one who calls her hubby. Ah, no, I mean...

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"..." Damn it!

The female lead, who had transmigrated into the book, was being shown up so badly she finally couldn't take it anymore. One day, she took to the internet under an alias and went on a furious rant.

"So what if Jiang Li is amazing? She's an orphan. The research genius's family is rich, okay? Their family backgrounds are worlds apart. She should stop trying to climb above her station. It's just embarrassing."

Then Jiang Li and her little brother's billionaire parents came to find them.

"..." The original female lead: Thanks, I'm so overwhelmed by all this showing off. :)

* The female lead is a combat-ability-maxed robot who is ridiculously cool x the male lead is a naive, pure-hearted, beautiful tech genius

* Plot-focused, feel-good power fantasy with a strong female lead

Here's a preview of my upcoming book: Grandma Joins the Top Girl Group as Its TOP [Book Transmigration]. Blurb below

What's the thing you regret most about getting old?

Lin Dai: Thanks for asking. I regret dieting when I was young, not drinking more milk tea, and not dating more people... I've got too many regrets. Which one do you want to hear about?

A woman in her seventies, with gray hair, no teeth, and out of breath after just a few steps, transmigrates into the cool, gloomy idol of a scandal-ridden girl group that's on the decline.

Everyone noticed that Lin Dai, the timid, gloomy group leader, had changed.

She woke all the group members for practice in the morning, made breakfast for the ones with weak stomachs, and even argued with their devilish manager for their sake!

A member develops an eating disorder from dieting.

"Why diet? You're not fat at all!" Lin Dai buys her a huge pile of delicious food. "Eat up. Grandma will take care of everything!"

A member gazes longingly at luxury goods in a shop window.

"What's the point of earning money if you don't spend it?" No money? Grandma will buy it for you!

A member's health is failing because she practices late into the night.

"Why practice? Grandma's taking you to the nightclub to look at handsome guys!" Rest and work go hand in hand!

All right, I'll stop pretending. Here's the truth:

Grandma was a huge hottie-lover when she was young. (Shh.)

The next day, a video of the idol girl group at a nightclub leaked.

The whole internet: !!!

"Idols are people too, and they have feelings and desires." After paparazzi insulted her and demanded answers, Lin Dai's sharp retort went viral: "You don't like looking at beautiful women and handsome men? Is it illegal to look at handsome guys? Oh, then call the police and have them arrest me."

Netizens: Way too many points to unpack.

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Girl groups sprang up all over China's entertainment industry, but Lin Dai's group stood out from the crowd and became a massive online sensation with its unconventional style.

On a variety show, the producers set a trap by bringing in milk tea and all kinds of calorie-laden snacks, hoping to make the youngest member's foodie image fall apart.

The pure-hearted youngest member's eyes lit up. "I love milk tea and street food! Dai Dai buys them for me all the time. Thanks for bringing these!" Then she polished everything off.

That day, they landed on the trending page.

A beautiful main dancer had dated nothing but handsome men. A reporter asked, "Everyone is jealous that you've dated so many heartthrobs. What do you think about that?"

The dancer replied dismissively, "Dai Dai says they're lucky to date me."

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The group's visual member wore expensive outfits and was exposed as having a sugar daddy. She calmly replied, "My sugar daddy is Lin Dai. Want to know if she's still got it? Go ask her."

Lin Dai: ...

Before long, through her own efforts alone, Lin Dai single-handedly turned the girl group that was about to disband into a top-tier group.

Fans: The only genuine, unpretentious girl group in the entertainment industry. You need a mom-type idol in your life! There's no substitute anywhere online. It's a sure bet!

The members (wiping tears) (screaming at the top of their lungs.jpg): Mom, Mama!

Lin Dai (kindly): Call me Grandma!

Theme: True strength comes only from relying on yourself