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Advance preview: The Robot Who Became a Sensation on a Sibling Variety Show
Blurb:
Hua Zhi is a beloved daughter of heaven, born into a prestigious family, but she's a cold beauty with few desires. Her wealthy parents and overprotective older brothers are deeply worried, afraid she'll suddenly decide to become a nun.
Until one day, Hua Zhi gets bound to a System.
System: You have to join a talent competition and debut in the center position, or you'll die.
Hua Zhi parts her red lips slightly: You must be dreaming.
As soon as she finishes speaking, lightning strikes from the sky.
System: I'll give you one more chance. Are you going or not?
Ten seconds later.
Hua Zhi parts her frizzy hair, revealing a little soot-blackened face. Her eyes are cold as she says, "...I'm going."
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Under the System's pressure, Hua Zhi diligently completes her tasks every day.
Before long, her groupmates discover that the icy beauty on their team, whose captivating presence makes it hard to look away, is actually an active volcano!
She breaks up fights between groupmates, buys snacks and gifts for every member, and even stays in the practice room dancing with them until dawn!
Hua Zhi [wiping her sweat]: That damn System sure knows how to assign tasks. At least I managed to stay alive.
The groupmates [shouting]: Captain, you're the best!
Hua Zhi: ???
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When Orange TV's latest girl group talent show airs, the whole internet goes wild!
Among the dozens of contestants, a beauty named Hua Zhi stands out.
After the show airs, the fans fall for her, the other contestants fall for her, and even the mentors fall for her!
A beautiful ice queen on stage and a warmhearted person off it. That gap is simply irresistible!
During a stage-voting segment, Hua Zhi says earnestly, "I really want to stay on this stage. Please PICK me so I can debut." Otherwise, I'll die.
Everyone [shouting at her]: That's not what you're doing at all! You're obviously just here to make us laugh!
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Not long after, Hua Zhi's family watches the show and is stunned:
Her wealthy parents: Is this really our precious daughter, who can't even act cute?
Her two powerful older brothers: Is this really our wooden sister, who only knows how to read and write?
Their icy little sister and daughter can actually do such a cute girl group dance! Ahhh, quick, take a picture!
Hua Zhi: = =
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This talent show launches the future powerhouse girl group QUEEN, destined to dominate the entertainment industry.
In this group, the tomboy who used to keep her hair short and dress like a boy becomes the stunning visual; the designated brawler becomes a vocal powerhouse; the crybaby becomes a top-tier rapper; and the girl with no coordination becomes an unparalleled dancer.
And their leader and ACE...
The groupmates [in unison]: Ice Queen! Comedic relief! Protector of the world's best Queen!
Hua Zhi: I'm not, I didn't, don't make things up.
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Fame brings trouble. Later, Hua Zhi gets mocked all over the internet for her abilities.
Haters: She's good for nothing except her looks, and even that face is fake. She can debut like that? Ha, I could do it too.
So her wealthy parents post Hua Zhi's piano grade ten certificate, calligraphy grade ten certificate, prestigious university diploma... She only took the exams for fun.
Her brothers post pictures of Hua Zhi at a hundred days old, in kindergarten, in elementary school...
Fans: The Queen has descended to earth. It must be true love for her to join a talent show when she's already so amazing!
Haters: Excuse me??? Sorry to bother you. We're leaving.
- I only wanted to take part in a girl group talent show, but somehow I ended up performing in a comedy sketch on a livestream. -
- The damn System is forcing me to carry the whole group to victory with my ultimate move. -
- Rich parents, powerful older brothers, could you please stop buying internet trolls for me? -
[The sisterhood of socialism]
The female lead is the best! [Shouting]
[Must read]
1. The author's writing is exaggerated and offbeat. Please don't take it as reality.
2. A plot-driven story about an ensemble cast growing and striving together. Friendship and plot come first.
**********Next book preview: The Robot Who Became a Sensation on a Sibling Variety Show
Jiang Li is the strongest android on Planet E082, with power levels off the charts.
During a mission, she accidentally becomes a cannon-fodder character in a Blue Star entertainment-industry novel. In the book, the original character is greedy and materialistic, and has a top-tier boy band member for a younger brother, with scandals all over the news.
On a family-themed variety show, the pair of siblings, who serve as foils to the female lead, embarrass themselves in every episode, providing endless laughs for viewers. In the end, they're banned from the industry.
Luckily, Jiang Li transmigrates into the book in her own body.
To build a spaceship and return to her home planet, she decides to go on the show and work for a living.
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During the show's running segment, viewers say: There's no way she'll be anything but last.
Jiang Li: I didn't just take first place, I broke the world record.
The national team [screaming themselves hoarse]: We need her!
During the siblings' cooking segment, viewers say: You can tell she's never washed vegetables.
Jiang Li: She doesn't just recreate a state banquet. She even makes traditional Chinese dishes that have been lost to history.
The ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef [offering his knees]: I'll be the first to call you Master!
On a deserted island survival challenge, viewers say: I'm not bragging, but any normal person would be useless here. For example... [the camera cuts to the other guests]
Jiang Li: She takes off her outer layer, chops down trees with her bare hands, builds a house, hunts, and snatches guests from the jaws of tigers once, twice, three times (...). The show finally stops being a large ensemble variety show and turns into a full-blown solo performance.
Viewers: I'm on my knees!
Also, her waist is so slim [heavy breathing].
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Because Jiang Li is so powerful, before long she has countless younger brothers and sisters across the country who aren't related to her by blood.
This is what a day on With Family Looks Like:
Other teams: Struggling miserably to complete tasks.
Jiang Heng, her younger brother: Lying back in a chair, waiting for his food, rubbing his sister's shoulders and legs, flattering her, and clinging to her like an accessory.
Viewers are so jealous they're practically falling apart:
I never knew you were like this, top-tier star!
Heaven, what did I do to deserve not having such a powerful older sister? Waaaah!
But...
Viewers: If we can't call her big sister, surely calling her hubby isn't too much, right?
Not long afterward, China's youngest top scientist quietly declares his love and stakes his claim:
No, you can't. I'm the one who calls her hubby. Wait, that's not what I meant...
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"..." Damn it!
The female lead, who transmigrated into the book, is overwhelmed by the public display of affection and finally can't take it anymore. One day, she posts a veiled insult online, taking a sly dig at Jiang Li.
"So what if Jiang Li is amazing? She's an orphan. That top scientist comes from a wealthy family. Their backgrounds are worlds apart. She shouldn't try to punch above her weight. It's just embarrassing."
Then Jiang Li and her younger brother are reunited with their billionaire parents.
"..." The original female lead: Thanks, I'm so overwhelmed by this display that I feel numb :)
* A robot heroine with power levels off the charts, insanely cool X a silly, purehearted beauty of a male lead who is a top scientist
* Focused on career, a wish-fulfillment story with a strong female lead
Theme: Live life to the fullest
I'm not too over-the-top when reading novels, but it's really funny hahahaha
The second brush finally remembered that Mu Qinghan seemed to be Jin's former male team leader.
???? That's it, isn't it a bit too hasty!
Finished, sprinkled with flowers, happy
The snow on the branches is so delicious! My sister-in-law smells even better! Kswlkswl
Ah, I'm going to catch up on the next one
If I didn't write about small theaters, I would have forgotten who Mu Hanzhou is.
It's pretty, but I feel a bit Mary Sue-like
Okay, I saw it at 12 noon yesterday and now I have finished watching it. It took a day and a half. I really can't help but keep watching...
The male protagonist is so miserable, he is really just a tool man