[Coming Soon: Saying Nonsense on a Dating Show Made Me Famous [Comedy]]
The apocalypse came. The land was left in ruins, zombies roamed everywhere, and humanity was all but extinct.
To countless survivors, the five members of First Squad were like gods.
They killed zombies, searched for supplies, and guided the world toward rebuilding order. If anyone refused to cooperate, they simply beat them into submission!
One day, the most brutal squad in the history of the apocalypse suddenly transmigrated into a book as a group!
They all ended up in a pampered-rich-kid novel, each becoming a cannon-fodder villain with a different identity!
The scarred bruiser became a pitiful victim of school bullying, and punched his bully so hard he broke the guy's jaw.
The top hacker became an illegitimate rich kid from a remote village, and hacked into his own family's company in seconds.
The aloof goddess became a throwaway contestant in a girl group audition show, then danced her way to fame with a single ballet performance.
The impossibly handsome deputy squad leader became a nobody in the entertainment industry. With nothing but his face and a fight scene, he won over millions of fans and crushed the top-tier stars.
And their squad leader, Qiao Qiao: the girl rumored to be able to crush a zombie's skull with one hand, born with incredible strength, and known as the poisonous flower of the apocalypse.
Standing before her were a fake heiress and her innocent-act-playing younger sister, rich parents who favored the other girl, a fiance who looked down on her, and her own top-tier star brother, who regarded her with cold indifference.
Lately, the students of Shengye Private High School had been completely unsettled.
Had the world gone crazy?
They had actually seen the school's biggest hotshot bow and scrape to that wimp, the illegitimate son who used to skulk around like a sewer rat riding a Bentley to school, and the school's pretty flower debuting as the center of a girl group! Even more unbelievable, they were all obeying the country bumpkin heiress who had just returned to the Qiao family!
What on earth was happening to the world?
[Reader's Guide]
1. The heroine is a goofy powerhouse, a demon king with super strength. This is a thoroughly satisfying comedy.
2. The main story is about her career. The male lead is the deputy squad leader.
Coming Soon: Saying Nonsense on a Dating Show Made Me Famous [Comedy]
Bai Tan, an award-winning actress, transmigrated into a rebirth novel set in the entertainment industry and became the domineering stepsister of the revenge-seeking heroine.
As the heroine's foil, she was spoiled and vicious, determined to steal everything from her, including her man.
The revenge-seeking heroine and all the supporting characters were now watching Bai Tan, the obstacle in their way, like hawks.
In her previous life, Bai Tan had been a bona fide career fanatic and had seen more than enough backstabbing in the entertainment industry. This time, she didn't want to get caught up in the rat race. Why bother making trouble? Wasn't it better to take it easy?
Don't speak of fame and fortune. They bring nothing but trouble.
Anyone who tries to make me work hard this time will be my enemy!
They could have the resources and the male lead. She didn't care. All she wanted was to retire.
So Bai Tan said a few words of nonsense on a variety show.
And then... she became famous.
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On a dating show, a calculating actress hinted, "Why don't you try this dish? He likes it best."
Bai Tan: "It's pretty good. This tomato and egg stir-fry has a tomato flavor." - A broken sense of taste?
On a quiz show, she got every question right, leaving the whole room in an uproar. The host asked, "How did you do it?"
"I don't know. I guessed." - A hidden genius!?
At a movie press conference, a reporter asked, "How much longer do you think you'll stay famous?"
"If you want to know how much longer I'll be famous, you'll just have to see how much longer I am." - That's so you!!!
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After Bai Tan became famous for her pointless remarks, her popularity spread beyond the entertainment industry, and the whole country started taking it easy like her:
Office worker: "What is this rat race? Can you eat it?"
Entertainer: "Depression? What's that? I'll kick it away!"
Honestly, I've been feeling much better since I started taking it easy!
Nonsense? That's philosophy!
Taking it easy? That's performance art!
This woman isn't just ahead of her time, she's also so talented it's almost infuriating. How could anyone not be a fan?
Bai Tan, you are my god!
Bai Tan: How... does taking it easy bring me more luck?
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Later, at an awards ceremony, the revenge-seeking heroine and the supporting characters from the book all held up their trophies and thanked Bai Tan.
"Without Bai Tan, I wouldn't be where I am today."
Bai Tan: Thanks. I'm just an ordinary actress.
Only later did she see the labels on her Weibo profile: [Comedy Influencer] [Founder of Nonsense Literature].
...Where's my knife?
Theme: Work hard at living.
The Workaholic Enters a Cliche Rich-Family Romance
An Old Lady Becomes a Top-Tier Star in a Girl Group [Book Transmigration]
She Went Viral After Becoming the Female Mentor on a Boy Band Audition Show
The Villain's Whole Family Transmigrates Into a Book [Goofy]
I Stole the Male Lead's Five Wives [Book Transmigration]
A Wacky Robot Becomes a Variety Show Sensation
I Made My Debut in the Center with My Meme-Worthy Antics
Going Viral for Talking Nonsense on a Dating Show [Book Transmigration]
I’m Slapping Faces Left and Right in the Entertainment Industry [Book Transmigration]
Sweet Surrender
The Young Lady Is a Robot
I Conquered the Ancients with Modern Cuisine
"You really hate me." She smiled desperately and sadly. "Your Majesty, the princess is dead. The piece of jade that fell from her body is exactly the piece you have been looking for for ten years." The prince was stunned and picked up the piece of jade. He saw that it was engraved with: Completed
Qiaoqiao said you don't even have to sleep in the living room!!
It's so bad. If she realizes her mistake in the end and follows her adoptive father and brother, she may not necessarily have a bad life. Even if you follow the bankrupt original male protagonist, it won't be so miserable... It can only be said that it is bad in the bones.
Qiao Qiao is actually the reincarnation of Conan...
It's really scary, this entertainment industry is like a quagmire
Read it in one day! Sprinkle flowers!
I read it in one go, it was really interesting!
Ann, it looks so good. I want to laugh. Hahahahahahaha.
Finished with flowers? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Such an unexpected emotional drama, suddenly we got together and suddenly we got married...