Going Viral for Talking Nonsense on a Dating Show [Book Transmigration]

[Ridiculous comedy, updated daily] Story blurb ↓

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The Best Actress Bai Tan transmigrates into a rebirth entertainment-industry novel, becoming the spiteful stepsister of the revenge-seeking heroine.

After deliberately clinging to the male lead, she's schemed against by the heroine and a supporting actress, and eventually ruined.

She arrives just as her original self has pulled strings to join the male lead on a dating reality show.

The whole internet is waiting for a laugh, but all they get from Bai Tan are a few pointless remarks.

On the dating show, the scheming white-lotus supporting actress says pointedly, "Try this dish. It's his favorite."

Bai Tan: "Not bad. This scrambled egg and tomato dish has a distinct tomato flavor."

During a break in her schedule, she joins a quiz show and gets every answer right, leaving the whole studio stunned. The host asks, "How did you do it?"

"I don't know. I guessed."

At a movie press conference, a reporter asks, "How much longer do you think you can stay famous?"

"If you want to know how much longer I'll stay famous, just watch and see how much longer I stay famous."

Netizens: "???"

2.

Her pointless remarks on the dating show go viral, and brand endorsement offers come flooding in.

Bai Tan smiles sweetly. "Please allow me to introduce a friend of mine. Her image and temperament are a perfect fit for your brand."

A renowned director invites her to audition.

Bai Tan smiles sweetly. "Please allow me to introduce my younger sister. She's a naturally gifted actress who works incredibly hard. She definitely won't let you down."

A magazine ranked at the top of the Big Five invites her to shoot a cover.

Bai Tan smiles sweetly. "Please allow me to introduce my bestie..."

Everyone: "???" How many besties do you have, exactly? There's not enough of the entertainment industry to give them all away to!

Resources that would make countless celebrities green with envy are all handed over by her, and the number of people she's helped is impossible to count.

On the surface, she's just an unremarkable actress, but before anyone realizes it, she has the strongest connections in the business.

Only those who have crossed her know how terrifying she is beneath that seemingly mild exterior.

3.

Later, at the awards ceremony, the successful heroines and supporting actresses hold up their trophies and thank Bai Tan.

"I wouldn't be where I am today without Bai Tan."

And so, Bai Tan gains more and more fans and becomes more and more famous.

Could it be that the lazier she gets, the luckier she becomes?

Only later does she learn that the reason she's become so famous is that her besties have been working behind the scenes all along...

Bai Tan: "Where's my knife?"

#The women behind the powerful figures#

#After turning the heroine and supporting actress into my besties, they team up to build their careers and support me#

#I really just want to retire and grow vegetables#

1. Everyone has a fatal tendency to overthink and win themselves over.

2. The heroine will retire to the countryside.

3. The heroine has no intention of marrying. The male lead is just a background character.

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Next book preview: "The Robot Goes Viral on a Sibling Reality Show" blurb ↓

Jiang Li is the most powerful bionic robot on planet E082, with combat strength beyond compare.

During a mission, she unexpectedly becomes a cannon-fodder character in a Blue Star entertainment-industry novel. The original character is greedy and materialistic, and has a younger brother in a top-tier boy band whose scandals are all over the internet.

On a family-oriented reality show, the pair of siblings, serving as foils to the heroine, make fools of themselves and become a source of endless amusement for the audience. In the end, they are both blacklisted.

Fortunately, Jiang Li transmigrates into the book in her own body.

To build a spaceship and return to her planet, she decides to go on the show and earn her keep.

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During the running challenge, netizens say, "She'll definitely come in last."

Jiang Li: Not only did I come in first, I also broke the world record.

The national team, shouting themselves hoarse: We need her!

During the sibling cooking challenge, netizens say, "You can tell she's never washed vegetables in her life."

Jiang Li: Not only did I recreate a state banquet, I also made a traditional Huaguo dish that had been lost to history.

The 99-year-old state banquet chef, dropping to his knees: I'll be the first to call you Master!

On a deserted island, netizens say, "I'm not bragging, but an ordinary person would be completely useless here, for example..." (The camera pans to the other guests.)

Jiang Li takes off her outer layer, chops down trees and builds a shelter with her bare hands, hunts, and snatches the guests away from the jaws of tigers once, twice, three times (...). What began as a large ensemble reality show finally turns into a full-blown solo performance.

Netizens: I'm getting down on my knees!

Also, her waist is so slim (panting).

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Because Jiang Li is so powerful, before long, younger brothers and sisters with no blood relation to her are scattered all across the country.

This is what daily life on "In the Name of Family" looks like:

Other groups: Struggling through their tasks.

Younger brother Jiang Heng: Lounging in a chair, waiting for the food to be served, massaging his sister's shoulders and legs, flattering her, and clinging to her like a little lap dog.

Netizens are so jealous they're practically splitting apart:

I never knew you were this kind of top-tier star!

Heavens, are you blind? Why couldn't I have a sister this powerful? Sob!

But...

Netizens: If I can't call her Sis, surely it's not too much to call her hubby!

Not long after, Huaguo's youngest top research scientist quietly confesses and declares his claim:

No way. I'm the one who calls her hubby. I mean...

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"..." Damn it!

The heroine, who transmigrated into the book, is thoroughly shown up and finally can't take it anymore. One day, she posts an anonymous, passive-aggressive dig online.

"So what if Jiang Li is outstanding? She's an orphan. The research genius comes from a wealthy family, so their backgrounds are worlds apart. She should stop trying to latch on to him. It's just embarrassing."

Then Jiang Li and her younger brother are reunited with their billionaire parents.

"..." The original heroine: Thanks. I'm so overwhelmed I can't even think straight :)

* An overpowered robot heroine with unmatched combat skills X a silly, sweet, gorgeous male research genius

* Career-focused, feel-good story with a strong female lead

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