You Call This Mythology?!

Collei, an ordinary human, transmigrates into a world of mythology.

The first thing he sees is a blue-eyed little boy holding the sword in the stone.

To his left is a sunny, cheerful young man yawning as he hefts Thor's hammer.

To his right is a "beautiful big sister" with red lips, a cigarette, and high heels, carrying a trident. The only thing missing is a sign on her face that says, "King of the Seas in Every Sense of the Word."

Behind him, someone declares, "This time, victory will surely belong to me, Cu Chulainn! Glory to the Celts!"

Above his head, two handsome young men are fighting without a care for anyone else, making the team leader holding a sign for "Mesopotamian Comprehensive University" twitch with frustration.

Collei looks down. The name tag on his little suit shines: "Divine Language Interpreter."

He looks up again. A banner reading "The 5,432nd Mythology University Exchange Meet" flaps in the sky, so down-to-earth it could hardly be more so. Every eye in the colosseum is fixed on him.

Collei: "..."

Good grief, you call this mythology?

Reading tips:

1. This is an irresponsible mythological free-for-all, a modern-era version full of made-up stuff. You don't need to know mythology to enjoy it.

2. Greek, Norse, Celtic, Sumerian, and all sorts of other mythologies and legendary figures show up. This is all very much made up, so please just enjoy the chaos.

3. More will be added when I think of it.

Theme: Friendship first, competition second